Netflix's "Arcane" (League of Legends)

[RETARDER]

Was it a woman holding the sign or another guy? Because there has been a push to get Riot to confirm them, especially by bbno$, and the contingent on Tiktok and Twitter to make it happen. I guarantee that made the rounds on social media. Do post when you have the time.

Imagine Riot actually bending the knee because of some sand nigger speaking for fujoshis. They're doing it at a competitive game series they don't even play - they're all Arcane tourists. Guaranteed "JAYVIK NATION HOW WE FEELING" was spammed. I bet I'll see it on tumblr and twitter soon enough . Anything to get people to forget the bad plot.

It was woman, i hope so at least. Either way i dont recognize her, but i didnt dig that deep into this tik tok pooners territory. Myby someone here will recognize her. One way or another, LEC production clearly knew what signs people are holding before they show them on camera, so they showed it on purpose. Aso, posting pic with better angle on her face.

Its kinda funny how Riot even is league e-sport is trying to eat the cake and have a cake at the same time. One the one hand they are pushing nigger-faggot agenda everywhere they can and on the other hand is daddy tencent and oil money from SA. But that shit requries his own post, especially NEOM drama from couple years ago.

 

[Chandelier]

It was woman, i hope so at least. Either way i dont recognize her, but i didnt dig that deep into this tik tok pooners territory. Myby someone here will recognize her. One way or another, LEC production clearly knew what signs people are holding before they show them on camera, so they showed it on purpose. Aso, posting pic with better angle on her face.

Ah, thanks man. Looks like she only got a few dozen signatures or so. Either way, you know she's going to be the new face of JayVik and people are going to make a meme out of her. Most LoL fans don't like the path Viktor took in Arcane and roll their eyes at JayVik anyways; she would've gotten a lot more at a con.

Its kinda funny how Riot even is league e-sport is trying to eat the cake and have a cake at the same time. One the one hand they are pushing nigger-faggot agenda everywhere they can and on the other hand is daddy tencent and oil money from SA. But that shit requries his own post, especially NEOM drama from couple years ago.

If Riot wanted to really make waves, they should have just made Jayce and Viktor gay and it would have been a somewhat good example of a naturally growing relationship. People focus a lot on Viktor's 'neither friendship nor love' line, which takes on more romantic connotations in the Spanish dub. It left a lot of people wondering what he meant by love there - myself included. Platonic love? Brotherly love? What? Brotherly love transcends friendship, yes, and Jayce still clearly respects Mel from his new voice lines with her...eugh. It's all so annoying.

But yes, to answer your earlier question: the music videos were indeed annoying as fuck. And they don't even match the scenes they're in, as well: Paint the Town Blue suggests an uprising or a 'fun' scene with Jinx - what we got was a martial law montage. Put some CoD World at War main menu music over it and see how much the atmosphere changes.

 

[Chandelier]

Ash Brannon, one of the main writers for S1 and the one who worked on Pixar films such as Toy Story, responded to a private comment on Chinese website Billibilli to an angry fan over what happened in S2. This is what was said:


That video is in Chinese, and can be found here.

Basically, Ash Brannon was not brought back for S2 and was one of the writers that was let go. He outright admits all the actual creative talent left and that the leftovers is what brought us S2. He has not watched the season. This would tie in with the additional cost of script re-writes in 2019, which either means the talent was let go BEFORE COVID, or was conveniently let go under COVID as an excuse.

It can be more or less said Ash was one of the tard wranglers for Linke and co. ideas, as well as the guy who actually wrote the lore for the games, who was also let go. It's clear Ash is either under some NDA or does not want to say much because he'll get shit, but him candidly responding to a random Chinese fan means he was eager to get this out. And he's an industry pro, so you KNOW he's been sitting on this for a while.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

• The Cait/Vi sex scene felt trashy.

Quick reminder that over the entirety of season 1 and season 2, Vi and cait have known one another for a little over a week.

That's right, Vi's entire temper tantrum was over someone she knew for LESS THAN A WEEK.

As if it already wasn't the most forced ship ever.

Paint the Town Blue suggests an uprising or a 'fun' scene with Jinx - what we got was a martial law montage. Put some CoD World at War main menu music over it and see how much the atmosphere changes.

Someone do this please, and then post it on the league subreddit, it will be extremely funny.

 

[Chilson]

Quick reminder that over the entirety of season 1 and season 2, Vi and cait have known one another for a little over a week.

That's right, Vi's entire temper tantrum was over someone she knew for LESS THAN A WEEK.

As if it already wasn't the most forced ship ever.

It was easily the worst part of season 1 and it only got worse in season 2.

I imagine that all the shitty writers banded together to force the good ones to write this stupid ship in season 1 in exchange for every other amazing bit of writing being completely in the good writers control.

 

[Chandelier]

Someone do this please, and then post it on the league subreddit, it will be extremely funny.

That same subreddit is trying to argue that Cait isn't a dictator. They would absolutely be calling her that if she was a man. Link / Archive



"Not a fascist but definitely a dictator"

Ironically she fits the original definition of Italian fascism: unity of state and corporation - in this case, all the ruling, wealthy families of Piltover backed her claim.

The music video I was referring to was this:

Notice how the atmosphere immediately changes with music like this. You grasp the gravity of the situation and the struggles of the people. Meanwhile, Ashnikko's MV is more upbeat, suggesting an already present uprising and Jinx having fun throughout it all.

Also: this is Will Neff, the guy who cosplayed Viktor and was engaging in tongue action with bbno$ in his JayVik stream. He sounds absolutely nothing like Viktor, and sounds like an absolute retard. Might be redundant because he's friends with Hasan, another JayVik truther.

Man looks like a Neanderthal knuckle dragger with a 6'4 Turkroach with a tiny head who can't even perform basic Muay Thai kicks. He couldn't even be clean-shaven for his cosplay and wore that shitty purple eyeshadow.

 

[Chandelier]

Arcane fans being normal challenge: impossible

Subject 1: The astral hug was in fact gay because they were naked and the tips touched:

They were and weren't naked; they don't actually have any genitalia because this is an astral projection. If this was the case, Sky was rubbing that black pussy all over Viktor when she comforted him in Ep. 8.

"Hey, did you know you share the same name as a BABY KANGAROO?!"



Subject 2: There's also been some discourse on the 'thigh gap', which is a big feature in pooner fic. People love comparing the thigh sizes of the two men, but please note Viktor is literally dying in that scene, and Jayce is a fully fit, 6'2 man who does manual labour. Of course he'd be bricked up. Here is where it all began:


Again, people forget that Viktor is ill. If he was his OG self, he'd probably be as big as Jayce (and he actually was once he was augmented, that boy had muscle).

The joke here is that Viktor was the original one with the 'Hexcock', as when the first season came out people noticed how he was packing in the scene where Sky got obliterated.

If you want to listen to a fat girl kvetch over one of the more popular cultural artifacts on AO3 and a fic about the 'Hexbortion' (exactly as it says), you can take a dive and listen here.

Spoiler

This just gives you a look into what the modern JayVik fan is like. BTW, she uses a nigger pfp on her Twitter and I legit thought she was black, but go figure she's white. Also claims to be a 'sapphic' but loves two hot men fucking, so I'll let you decide what her sexuality is.

But, let's have some sense from tumblr of all places:

 

[RETARDER]

What are your predictions for next ruined characters and faggot shipping in Noxus arc? My personal "favourite" for that is Vlad. They alredy made him look like twing and of top of that vampires are always sexualized in modern culture. But it wont be enough cuz it seems that Vlad will be this "plotting from the shadows" character, so he will not have much of screen time. Thats why my candidate will be Katarina. Faggots alredy wanna see her being gay on twitter so its easy choice. You think KataXGaren matters? You will be so wrong. Riot doesnt care about that, they need pooner shipping since writing will be complete garbo. My theory is that: They will try to eat the cake and have a cake. They will make Kata lesbian (or bi if you will) till demacia appear in the show along with Garen. With that they will have pooners shipping and they can aso say "fucking with Garen is for the future... along with Camillie,Renata,Urgot,Blitzcrank". Or they can even make Mel lesbian with Leblanc. According to Riot you cannot be rivals/friends/bros without wanting to fuck each other, so once again it makes sense for their logic. To be honest at this point i can see them making every character straigh up faggot or "hidden faggot" like JayVik.

 

[Inside your walls]

Christian Linke has hit the Arcane fandom with the second plane by stating in a recent interview
that Silco never ever viewed Jinx as a daughter figure.

>Silco's most iconic line is him referring to Jinx as his daughter
>Sevika tells Vi that Jinx is like a daughter to Silco
>Silco literally saying Jinx is his child before passing away
>"He never seen her as his daughter"

Somebody needs to tard wrangle this man if he's gonna keep writing shows and
doing interviews regarding his series.

 

[Chandelier]

Somebody needs to tard wrangle this man if he's gonna keep writing shows and
doing interviews regarding his series.

At this point, I won't be surprised if some animators actually do decide to rebel and outright declare things like JayVik being canon. This was on the same thread:

Silco/Jinx were meant to be a Joker/Harley dynamic, and notably, some animators - like Andres Derakhshani, who made those comments about Mel - DID want them to be together. That one scene of Jinx sauntering towards Silco after presenting him with the gem does indeed appear sexual in nature - and that is due to certain animators.


This same user, who declares herself a 'liberal feminist' also posted this:

If you try the same thing, as I did, you get a more 'it's open to interpretation' thing. Feel free to post your own results.

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That said, there has been more discussion regarding the storyboards that have come out and what this means for shipping/the story in general. S1 had Jayce and Viktor's relationship more brotherly, with Viktor acting as the light for Jayce's life when he was about to kill himself. Archive here.



Full pics:


Related to the post above, I know Hexhomos will be there biting at the bit over Linke getting dragged across the coals again. Hexhomos has been an ardent supporter of the Jayce and Viktor ship, and hopes they will be canonized this year. With all the retardation and tard wrangling, it may well come true.

From the same user who posted that 'riding the thighs' tweet, comes another exploration into this dynamic:




This 'trans Jayce truther' also discusses the ten-year-long ship between the original Jayce and Viktor:


That comic strip came after Arcane S1 came out. In any case, Jayce and Viktor were never a huge ship until the show came out. They were a niche ship, a rarepair, and had no romantic undertones because Viktor originally despised Jayce and Jayce was a bonafide asshole. Of course, now that the ship is huge, their interactions are hyper-analyzed and people look for proof that they were always meant to be together.

True, but they were never as huge as they are now. Even before S2, JayVik was a rather small ship. You cannot say that now; it's one of the heavy-hitters.

I wanted the sexy robot too - instead, we got a 7 foot tall emaciated squid.

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BBno$, the Canadian rapper who made that 6 hour long TikTok livestream where he locked lips with Will Naff, the knuckle dragging friend of Hasan, wanted to do a cosplay with CaseOh. CaseOh said on his stream he 'had no idea who he was'.

don't know who CaseOh could cosplay aside from Claggor, Vander or Loris. He's too fat to be either Jayce or Viktor.

And just in case you didn't know who BBno$ was, here's our man in action:

Claims he works out, but I ain't seem a gym boy with tits like that.

 

[Chilson]

Christian Linke has hit the Arcane fandom with the second plane by stating in a recent interview
that Silco never ever viewed Jinx as a daughter figure.
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>Silco's most iconic line is him referring to Jinx as his daughter
>Sevika tells Vi that Jinx is like a daughter to Silco
>Silco literally saying Jinx is his child before passing away
>"He never seen her as his daughter"

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Somebody needs to tard wrangle this man if he's gonna keep writing shows and
doing interviews regarding his series.

This man is a genuine midwit who lucked into having an EXTREMELY competent writing staff. Then the success of season 1 got to his head and he did what all egotistical midwit douchebags do by kicking out the very people who garnered the midwit's success because the he stupidly believes he can do better without them, only to crash and burn as the midwit simply can't comprehend what they did and shits all over the floor with the garbage he creates.

 

[Chandelier]

According to more stills from the Montpellier Arcane expo, Jayce and Viktor are somehow alive because the anomaly acts the same way Ekko's did from the AU in Episode 7. I got the tip from an AO3 author who said it was 'confirmed' and got curious. Archive here.

In that scene, you can see that the anomaly directly resembles the one seen in Ep 7, and people have taken this to mean that they did not die, but where teleported somewhere thanks to the acceleration rune. This led to an explosion of 'what if' fanfics, fanart, and animations where they wake up in an alternate universe.

"I feel like they shared a last moment kiss" - Well according to Fauci, provided there's any kind of gap, it ain't gay.


Archive for this tweet here.

"We are still in a disabling pandemic" - fitting handle.

But someone had some second thoughts:

If it is indeed the case that they got teleported somewhere, they would have to settle the body/soul evaporation. Both their physical bodies and their astral selves were yeeted due to that rune. Linke said they were destroyed, Overton said they were 'forever embraced in the Arcane'. If Overton is correct, they are still stuck in the Arcane in a permanent loop, and if Linke is right, both are dead because we don't know what happened to their physical forms. If there is a third option, thanks to the animators, then it would open the door for them to make future cameos. I have no idea how they intend to do that, though. I have checked the Arcane subreddit, and so far, there's no mention of JayVik being canon and that would have been pinned. Though, I may have not checked hard enough so that's on me. I don't take the word of a fanficcer at face value; I like investigating things further.

Speaking of, this drawing sparked a few spinoffs, and was based on a man trying to convince himself he was homophobic vs getting a boner for his roommate who kept bringing over guys to fuck:

 

[Chandelier]

I have discovered where the 'JayVik is canon' thing comes from, and it was from a set of Valentine's Day cards that were released by Riot. As the cards are referencing each other, people took this as a direct confirmation by Riot that they were always an intended pair. I had wondered why people were suddenly celebrating all of a sudden, and now I know. Both of them have the same colour palette and are placed directly next to the canon ships.





Here was the Arcane subreddit's post on it:

It only got three comments.

Huh, thought it was already canon thanks to the Greek dub, Spanish dub, Dutch dub, etc.

This hot take posits they were were not destroying the acceleration rune, but that they were going to different universes in order to prevent their alternate selves from destroying the world. In that case, one must ask: why the fuck didn't Mage Viktor already do that? He's the one responsible for all of this!

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Random Film Talk about to drop a 4 hour bomb on act 1:

For those who don't know, Charlie is a cinephile that makes extremely high quality ridiculously analytical content examining films and series from every angle, so it will definitely be worth a watch for the autists among you.

 

[Rembrandt]

Random Film Talk about to drop a 4 hour bomb on act 1:

For those who don't know, Charlie is a cinephile that makes extremely high quality ridiculously analytical content examining films and series from every angle, so it will definitely be worth a watch for the autists among you.

Never thought I'd see a Starbarian pngtuber, yet here we are.



Video's great, it's good to have all the season's flaws lined up and served on a silver platter.

 

[Chandelier]

The Viktor Mains subreddit usually isn't a place to discuss ships. But someone asked what Viktor meant by his infamous line, 'Neither friendship nor love can stop what is necessary, Jayce'. Link / Archive

Spoiler: Screen dump

Users discuss why this line was banned in Russia. Curiously, it was not banned in China - and allegedly, it has romantic undertones in that dub.


Will Neff and bbno$, the people who cosplayed Viktor and Jayce respectively, are NOT professional cosplayers. They did it due to a dare on TikTok. bbno$ will do cosplays for views on his social media, but he is not a professional. I don't know where this fuck got that info, but he's Romanian so it's gotta be that 93 IQ talking.

This was the ONLY fair comment:




People keep saying the Spanish and Chinese dub are romantic, but I've only seen one YouTuber who speaks the language discuss it.

Someone says the the Spanish dub isn't romantic and doesn't know where people got that info from:


Someone pushes back against OP:




Now we get into a fight about asexuality:

No, he wasn't planning on sleeping with Jayce. Otherwise he would have straight up said it just to get Mel off their backs.

Yes, and vegans can eat meat. Why call yourself asexual when you still enjoy sex? As they later admit, it's an umbrella label that means everything and nothing at once.

"He wants to suck and ride his dick"
"Friendship IS platonic love, you're just in denial"

Platonic love is a deeper form of non-romantic love, you fucktard. It is considered deeper than friendship.

And there's the Valentine's Day card reference, which people took as confirmation that Riot finally made them canon:




"You've missed the context of this conversation"


"Why can't they be both? They both can't live without each other"
Someone who fucks up entire timelines because they can't let a kid die isn't romantic, it's fucked up.


"Friendship and platonic love are the same I don't get it"
They literally aren't, but go on.


The historian is not a reference to Linke at all. The character is an uncle to Ezrael. You'd think she'd know, having getting into League.

Degenerates chime in:



And the OP brings up the V-day cards thing again:

I agree. They know it's bait and they know that's what keeps interest in the show.

Here we have the classic, "If he was a woman, you'd agree it was romantic" argument:

Riot never confirmed they were alive, either. They simply went, 'LOL, I DUNNO'

"They are not confirmed heterosexual"

OK so sleeping with black women is gay now:

"Viktor is not straight"
OK, where is he gay? Subtext?


Amanda said in a private Facebook message, when asked if the two were romantic, that they were 'forever embraced in the Arcane'. She also said in a io9 article that it was 'up for interpretation'.

Lastly, the OP makes a reference to TOP's 'The Line', which many thought (and still think) is a shipping song. It is not. They say it is because the music video has Jayce and Viktor performing their 'cosmic love' pose at the end.

Still can't believe some Romanian fuck said bbno$ and Will Neff, who didn't even bother with his cosplay at all, were 'professional cosplayers', let alone ones for Riot. That kiss took place in a multi-hour TikTok livestream. If Riot ever supported it, well. bbno$ was supposed to confirm it all because he's 'captain of the ship' now.

 

[Chandelier]

At a recent convention in the UK, Harry Lloyd, Viktor's VA, answered some fan questions and posed with other fans. As I'm on mobile, I'll leave a link for now, and post the videos later.

Since Lloyd is well aware of the shipping wars, here is one where talks about them 'making cupcakes' together.

It's obvious he's going the 'if YOU want to see it that way' route, but there's no doubt he's throwing a bone to shippers. This is coming off his interview with Saberspark, where he said that they weren't explicitly romantic, but that the bond between Jayce and Viktor 'is the highest anyone can achieve, for any gender'.

But here's an interesting one. This video he talks about Viktor being revealed as the Mage, when the stand-in model for S1 was Ryze. Linke had told him that it was always the intent for Viktor to be said mage, and Lloyd expresses his initial misgivings about time travel plots and how you 'write yourself into a corner' with them.

The full stream was privated, but I found a link and uploaded it to Preserve Tube.

One such individual, lemonmangosorbet, AKA Josie, the fat bitch that wanted to stab TERFs, gushes at getting Harry Lloyd to say Viktor is trans. Watch the saga unfold as a beached whale walks on land for the first time.

Spoiler: Thar she blows

Bombarding your favorite VA with all your shipping merch is a normal thing to do (I also featured this woman's room in Troon dungeons, she's a fire hazard waiting to happen).


She of course cried at the ending. He "fujos out with her".

Showing him her shitty art:

She nearly takes up the whole table. And then we have the money shot: trans Viktor.


He's not going to make a transphobic comment, so of course he's going to repeat the mantra. Viktor is canonically male; this is just appeasing a gender bitch.



Demanding that he confirm the ship:


She comes in at half his size:

Hexhomos, the Brazilian pooner, also had a snarky comment for Linke:

Another fan, Mary, who wrote one of the more popular fanfics, also took photos with Lloyd, and was far more respectful of Josie, who seemed to hog his time like the pig she is.

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Did you know Nu Viktor's head is shaped like Jayce's hammer? I sure didn't. I thought he looked like a squid.

And why didn't Mage Viktor help Jayce in the pit? Well, just like Doctor Strange, it was all the iterations - he COULDN'T do it because he needed to avoid the apocalypse...but causing the apocalypse, because mage Viktor had no foresight that Singed would be involved. This one is brought to you by a 'highly literate' pooner.

 

[Chandelier]

This AI narrated video (if it isn't AI narrated, it sure sounds like one with its clickbait content) discusses the multiple iterations of Jayce seen in Episode 3, when he touches the anomaly. In it, it says that there were 'hundreds' of Jayces. 5 made it to the commune, 4 succeeded in killing Viktor. Of the 4 that killed Viktor, 2 saw the end of the GE - Mage Viktor's Jayce, the living statue, and the show's Jayce, who only managed to talk to Viktor via Ekko.

This was also posted on Twitter and tumblr (I haven't seen the posts yet, but I can imagine what their takes are). Going off of the 'Viktor couldn't save Jayce as he had and all iterations failed' post above, this means that 95 iterations of Jayce either failed to make it out of that pit or died in the GE anyways. Of the 5 that reach the commune, that coincides with the 5 runes Viktor hands Jayce - unless he was handing out rune combos, which could have multiplied the universal instance. 2 made it to the end, so what happened to the other three? We don't know. If 95 iterations of Jayce died in that pit, Mage Viktor, the only iteration that survived in Universe 1 who started the whole damn cycle, watched him die and did nothing because...the iterations? The implications? The GE still happens, because Viktor would still need to be revived by the Hexcore. This means that Mage Viktor, who still has his flesh for some reason, was able to reverse its effects...yet couldn't do it anymore because he was bored or some shit.

The more you think about this paradox, the worse it gets. You know its bad when Bioshock Infinite, which was also based on paradox, was done better with a simpler premise: whenever Booker enters a new dimension, the butterfly effect unfolds, and every decision causes a new reality because his alternate self made a different choice. It is SAID it happens in Arcane, yet every universe ends the same way because the Glorious Evolution is a universal constant. Despite this constant, things still end the same way, and the rune changes don't do jack shit until Ekko and Heimerdinger get involved

Which begs the question: if there were 100 iterations of Jayce, why weren't there 100 iterations of Ekko or Heimerdinger? If the Anomaly ONLY affected Jayce uniquely, was that because of Mage Viktor or the Arcane itself? Someone did mention that in one scene you do see Jinx's crashed airship, which means the fight in Ep 9 did happen, but everyone was assimilated. This means Ekko never had a chance to yeet the Z-drive at Viktor. The universe were Vi dies was truly a fluke, and the only peaceful one, and the ONLY one where Ekko was able to recreate the Anomaly and divide by zero, ending the cycle...or did he? It was only in that universe. What about the other Jayces?

In Episode 7, you see a drawing where two men are posed on either size of the infinity loop. I remember seeing this on 4chan and someone made a joke about it being Jayce and Viktor, as they are 'forever trapped in the Arcane', though it may be a 'splitting' of someone due to the Anomaly. In any case, where the Anomaly came from is never fully explained. We ASSUME it's a wild rune created from the sheer energy from the Hexgates; in another, Mage Viktor created it as a means to avoid the destruction he caused - by causing more destruction in a neverending loop he created. The fact his and Jayce's relationship is seen as romantic when, the more you think on it, it keeps unfolding into the most sadistic, manipulative, grooming shit I've ever read.

It basically took the time travel loop of Attack on Titan, made it worse, and the more you think about it, the worse it gets.

Now, Leblanc gets her VSU and it sickens me how she manages to keep her lore and basic personality while Viktor had his changed. But there's something else that needs to be brought up: Toks, Mel's VA, was asked what happened when Mel was trapped in that Black Rose dimension. Turns out LeBlanc was trying to erase and reprogram her memories and Mel still sides with her in the end despite her being an empath mage who would be able to tell she's being deceived. She should have never considered Leblanc as an ally. As for why she never intervened with Viktor's plot despite her saying 'the Arcane is waking up' and DISTINCTLY SAYING IT WAS GOING TO BE THE RUNE WARS 2.0, she does jack shit.

Mel's plot should have ended with her going to Noxus to FIGHT Leblanc, not ally with her. Hell, keep the Black Rose plot until the end of S2 to lead us into Noxus. It was clear the writers were burned out - they said as much in Bridging the Rift - and want to move on to Noxus because that's where all the cool characters are.

 

[Sigmund Freud]

With the honeymoon phase gradually wearing off, everyone that isn't a rabid fujoshitard has taken the time to reflect on the second season and began to realize that it was nowhere as good as they thought it was. Just by taking a look at youtube, you can see that the "Season 2 was a MASTERPIECE!" videos slowly being replaced with "The problem with Arcane season 2".

Now, you may be wondering, for what reasons do these highly intellectual, media-literate analysts think season 2 wasn't good? Why, of course, it's because...

... it wasn't leftist enough. Their comfy show about the plucky little oppressed Zaunites fighting against the evil fascist capitalist Piltover became literal evil racist anti-immigration pro-israel copaganda.
And in a way I can see where they're coming from, because Caitlyn not only gets a badass warcrime and police brutality AMV, but she also gets away with all the shit she pulled during her total zaunigger death phase. Everything else is completely retarded though.

Spoiler: A few select comments on those videos

Fucking libtards ruined my quirky commie show



Is the writing bad? No, it's obviously the evil capitalism shadow cabal that sabotaged the show to keep the masses on check. We were THIS close to achieving fully automated gay communism.


Once again foiled by my own delusions...


That's... The point? There's a whole scene where Jayce talks about his "humble" beginnings and every Piltovian in the crowd soypogs just to show they're all out of touch socialites. And I'm pretty sure he made the hammer. He personally forged all the hextech shit in S2.


You hate the cheap, one-dimensional moeblob that solely exists to make make Jinx suicidal? This OBVIOUSLY means you hate handicapped people!

Vander "squashes any rebellion attempts" because he realized Piltover could just curbstom the entirety of Zaun on a whim and that getting yourself killing for no good reason fixes nothing. This is the same guy who willingly turned himself over to the enforcers to save his adopted children after they killed several innocent people in an explosion. Silco's "language of revolutionaries" included distributing shimmer on both cities, causing untold suffering and death, turning people into weaponized crackheads as well as siccing his schizo daughter on Piltover. Surely, he has nothing but Zaun's best interests in mind, like every big chungus wholesome revolutionary ever.

Oh by the way, remember Ambessa? The big nigress that Riot spared no expense in shilling nonstop? The big badass warrior dommy mommy everyone would love?


Nope. They hate her because she's a racist caricature of a barbaric islamic savage, and the writers are evil xenophobes. And while we're on that, Viktor bad because... he's obviously a communist, and making him the villain means the writers hate communism

Hey, you said it, not me.



Presented with no comment.

Autism aside, overall these are some things people (myself included) almost unanimously agree:

- There was a fuckton of plotlines mushed together that made the show feel rushed, which definitely didn't fit in a single extra season.
- Vi going from "I hate the enforcers, they killed my family and made my life a living hell" to "Yes Cait I will beat those zauniggers to death for you" at the drop of a hat was retarded
- Isha (the mute little girl) serves no purpose other than looking cute and making you feel sad when she blows herself up for no logic reason
- Riot suddenly deciding to make Arcane canon was dumb and blew a hole on their already established setting for no good reason
- The prison cell sex scene was fucking retarded (although the reasons why people think this often vary)
- Jayce, Ekko and Heimerdinger were put in a box for half the season because the writers had no idea how to deal with them until the final marvel battle
- NuViktor is retarded, the nuhextech shit is retarded, the hivemind shit is retarded. Riot killed the Machine Herald for a faggy little mage twink.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I wonder if the modder who made the original DOTA all those years ago sees this mutant sub-spawn of his creation and is screaming in terror.

Imagine you just wanted to do something different in Warcraft III with some friends and less than a quarter century later lesbians and soyboys are waging jihad in the name of a retarded cartoon based on a MOBA game, a genre you helped pioneer.