[PHENOTYPES] Taking The Hitler Test - A Study of the Direct Logical Opposite to Jewishness

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It turns out, an obvious outcome: If there were a Hitler phenotype test, it would always return "true" (Literally Hitler) when concurrently done with Nazi Salute.
As such, a trivial Hitler test is: do a Nazi Salute while left index-finger is between the eyebrows. Sweep head from forward to full right to find the German Square.
Upon finding it you will blink.

Why is this? Well I guess, it's just how it Werks.


Disclaimer: The Machine Method described here might only be available to gay men.

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IN THE MANNER OF:
UNCONTESTED ANTABRAM
DEXTER OF THE HANDED PHENOTYPIC SALUTE
SUBSUMPTOR OF SELECT JEWISH BRAIN-TRICK

Understanding the Hitler Test​

The Hitler Test is an application of Jewish brain method to understand the least-Jewish phenotype of all, which is the Hitler phenotype, the one pinnacling above every other German. The Hitler test is based on a "Germanic Score" which may vary or be boosted by gestures such as Nazi Salute (though true Hitler phenotype can occur when no such boosts are needed.) To obtain one's Germanic Score, one is shown the boundaries of a "Germanic Square" (a posture outside of which the brain "enters" the right arm) with a technique that causes you to blink every time you enter this posture.

The Hitler Test returns "true" (a score of "Hitler") when Germanic Score 8H is achieved (because H stands for Hitler, obviously). Other possible scores are 6F, 4D, 2B, and 0 (though there can occur odd-numbers, they appear to be rare.)

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The Germanic Square (a double square) is located to the right.
It never moves: the only thing that changes is the criteria that reveals it.
It is revealed when it makes you blink.

A Germanic score determines which criteria causes the occurrence of Germanic Square: applying the correct criteria and sweeping the head from face forward to full right will cause you to blink every time you cross Germanic Square (a total of 4 blinks). You must try each criteria until you find the one that tells you your Score.


Germanic ScoreCriteria
8HEight fingers placed variously on the face
6FFour fingers placed variously on the face
4DTwo fingers placed variously on the face
2BOne fingers placed variously on the face
0Zero fingers placed variously on the face

It's funny how that last one works. Anyway, you'll notice these are powers of two. By quickly cycling powers of two downwards by 8 4 2 1 0 fingers-on-the-face, you can with a few tries of Germanic Square quickly search for Germanic Score. (The odd-numbered results we mentioned only occur when the Germanic Square resolves down to a single square (not a double), causing you to blink once.)

HOW TO DO IT FAST!

An alternative method of Germanic Score involves touching a single finger to a precise body-point (some such points being of the 7 Classical Chakras.) Outside of this different fingering, the test (sweep the head from face forward to full right) is the same.


Germanic ScoreCriteria
8HOne finger between eyebrows this is Thirdeye chakra
6FOne finger on bridge of nose
4DOne finger touches the upper lip
2BOne finger on the throat this is Throat chakra

The Germanic Score in context​

What's interesting about the Germanic Score is that an antithetical "Jew Score" would be uninteresting. (Though technically, a Jew score can be obtained as well.) To understand this, consider the Kosher diet.

A Jew does not want to eat pork. Persons of that phenotype discover that pork can throw the brain off (at least to make them feel un-Jewish) and in fact every second foodstuff in the store will do the same. Jewish phenotype has the quality that there is only exactly one permissible Jewish phenotype, and everything deviating by even single degrees feels wrong.

So they avoid pork and swathes of foods each of which could cause swathes of subtle brainchanges. A Germanic will instead go out of his way to eat rich food, (and it changes his brain the same) but to him this changes just all the colors of life. He loves it - gabagool! - so while "Jewish" is then just exactly one phenotype, "Germanic phenotype" refers to a number of permissible scores orbiting around a center. This center is Hitler phenotype, the direct logical opposite to Jew phenotype.

And in the context that Jews are understood to have undergone a "First Organic Manic" transformation of the brain, to be a Germanic Gentile is not to be devoid of this manic transform but rather it is a manic transform in reverse.

Further Consequences​

The Hitler phenotype and its orbital Germanic phenotypes, having undergone some Second Organic Manias directly opposite to the Jewish brain-difference, would always be incompatible (disgusted, scrambled) with the presence of Jewish faces. The Hitler phenotype is disadvantaged because only Jew phenotype is inclined to prophetic revelation of arcane operation-functions of the brain.

The allegation that Adolf Hitler had Jewish ancestry himself doesn't acknowledge nothing fucking matters if you don't look at him and think he looks Jewish, but the possibility that he had further secret strangely-Jewish rituals to change the brain should be considered.

Oh, also as in the case of Florian Schneider (born of a Jewish mother and Nazi father), a brain can have affected the Jewish First Mania and one Germanic Second Mania at the same time.

That would be the direct, exact cause of Florian syndrome.

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What happens if I finger my 1st chakra?
The seven classical chakras can be differently interpreted. If "first" is the lowest Root chakra, it's really not my focus because both organic manias cause you to fixate on the upper three. But regarding the highest Crown chakra, the tippytop of head where Jews wear hats, I remind you that tapping the tippytop of head is a test for Jewishness, if this makes you blink.

You might be entertained to hear there could be a Jewish salute, but it has no pride: a straightened left arm down, behind the back (completely opposite to Hitler salute orientation) is an exact opposite and would advance you to Jew Score 8H to be tested the very same way except on the left. Certainly not suited for rallies, though.

What happens if I'm a Jew

Read above. If you do not abide by the "gay-fingered" symmetry (if your index finger is not longer than your ring finger) these things may not appear to you until slightly more arcane methods are utilized.
 
You might be entertained to hear there could be a Jewish salute, but it has no pride: a straightened left arm down, behind the back (completely opposite to Hitler salute orientation) is an exact opposite and would advance you to Jew Score 8H to be tested the very same way except on the left. Certainly not suited for rallies, though.
Nah, the jewish salute is holding your hand out so as to beg for change.
 
I'm still a bit confused as to how this new test works exactly but I'll try and figure it out as soon as I'm home. Meanwhile, I have two questions:

Does this in any way relate to the "Carbonation Grimace" test or is it something different entirely?

Also, do you have any suspicions as to what Null's results would be were he to take The Hitler Test?

Thanks!
 
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