Single people of Kiwifarms, how does it feel to know that I have a girlfriend and you don’t?

[gamerweeb1]

I, a self-proclaimed “gamer weeb”, now have an actual real life girlfriend, with bobs and vegana included.

How does it feel to know that a skinny Australian nerd, who watches hentai on a regular basis, has more game than you?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't care.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/

 

[Burning Bridge]

Pressing X to doubt

 

[Axiom.]

I'll take your bitch and turn her into my own personal trick, nigga.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You are still an ausfag, which means you've lost

 

[CowPox]

Is she a abbo?

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Not very impressive when her weight begins with a 3.

 

[We Are The Witches]

You watch hentai on a regular basis?

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

I'm worried it might be a minor

 

[taxisguy]

nigga you watch hentai on a regular basis your going to hell.

 

[gamerweeb1]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/

Yep, I sure do!

 

[gamerweeb1]

Is she a abbo?

She is Asian. No true weeb would date a black or abbo girl.

 

[Lou Bega]

I told you not to gloat about our relationship on Kiwi Farms. I'm breaking up with you now.

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Yoink. Sorry bud, she's my imaginary girlfriend now.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I'll be upset about it for a little while until I'm done masturbating. Then I won't care anymore.

 

[soup peddler]

...Why are people so proud to be coomers? Congrats on having a girlfriend. Quit porn or your desensitization to sexual novelty will ruin your sex life once the honeymoon phase is over.

 

[Baguette Child]

Your own hand is not legally a woman and thus cannot be classified as a girlfriend.

 

[Xenu]

She is Asian. No true weeb would date a black or abbo girl.

How much was she in order to deliver at your place? I got mine around 31k runes and when I get bored I usually just order a new one from Antarctica instead of Asia.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Depends, how big is her penis?