Single people of Kiwifarms, how does it feel to know that I have a girlfriend and you don’t?

[gamerweeb1]

I, a self-proclaimed “gamer weeb”, now have an actual real life girlfriend, with bobs and vegana included.

How does it feel to know that a skinny Australian nerd, who watches hentai on a regular basis, has more game than you?

 

[MadStan]

I'm devastated.

 

[Turquoise]

Small, maybe average by Asian standards.

Does she roll them herself or buy them frozen?

 

[Hitchhiker]

Lol, you falsely assume she’s fat because you can’t imagine my girlfriend being attractive and normal weight. My girlfriend is certainly less chubby than you, asshole.

Oh, I'm sorry, I must have hit a sensitive spot. I guess I'll have to remember to be nicer next time you come to the Farms to get asspats. Just consider what I said about your chubby Asian girlfriend and if she's just using you.

 

[Lou Bega]

Small, maybe average by child standards.

FTFY