Single people of Kiwifarms, how does it feel to know that I have a girlfriend and you don’t?

[gamerweeb1]

I, a self-proclaimed “gamer weeb”, now have an actual real life girlfriend, with bobs and vegana included.

How does it feel to know that a skinny Australian nerd, who watches hentai on a regular basis, has more game than you?

 

[gamerweeb1]

Depends, how big is her penis?

Smaller than I expected

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

So, OP, how and why did your previous relationships fail and what have you learned to make this one work?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

So, OP, how and why did your previous relationships fail and what have you learned to make this one work?

I can field this one: Anime and nothing.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

I don't care. But I hope you and her have a good relationship and merry, and have kids (if you and her want them).

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

 

[OrionBalls]

She's totally going to come visit you soon, but she needs some money orders to buy a plane ticket.

 

[#FreeRoss]

I had a girlfriend until the doctor made me take my crazy pills; after that, she left me. Women are so fickle.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I had a girlfriend until the doctor made me take my crazy pills, and then she left me. Women are so fickle.

She wasn't your girlfriend, that was a parasocial relationship you built with a BPD girl

 

[Hitchhiker]

She is Asian. No true weeb would date a black or abbo girl.

I hate to burst your bubble, but that's not much of an achievement, chubby Asian women will basically do everything but force themselves on skinny white guys they view as non-threatening. Consider whether or not she actually likes you as a person or you just happen to be the nearest guy that's not willing to tell her no.

 

[Grub]

I'm not allowed to have a girlfriend. I asked but my wife said no.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Oho? Are we counting your right hand as a girlfriend now?

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

i hope youre happy and fulfilled and not as cucked as this guy

I'm not allowed to have a girlfriend. I asked but my wife said no.

cringe. you should put on the pants and demand your wife buy you a girlfriend too if op can have one

 

[One Angry Computer]

OP has game? In what, Genshi Impact? Cringe if you ask me

 

[Grub]

cringe. you should put on the pants and demand your wife buy you a girlfriend too if op can have one

She said I'd have to share but I don't wanna.

 

[gamerweeb1]

I hate to burst your bubble, but that's not much of an achievement, chubby Asian women will basically do everything but force themselves on skinny white guys they view as non-threatening. Consider whether or not she actually likes you as a person or you just happen to be the nearest guy that's not willing to tell her no.

Lol, you falsely assume she’s fat because you can’t imagine my girlfriend being attractive and normal weight. My girlfriend is certainly less chubby than you, asshole.

 

[Turquoise]

How big are her dumplings?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is it true girls from Australia have upside down vaginas? Gross.

 

[Tablet County]

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

My girlfriend is certainly less chubby than you, asshole

That's not a high bar for kiwi farms

 

[gamerweeb1]

How big are her dumplings?

Small, maybe average by Asian standards.