Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Poop Fartious]

Musk is an autistic tard but I definitely hate the commie faggots he is pissing off way way more.

and that is how they keep you complacent as they rob you blind.

 

[mofu mofo]

The documentary on Elon posted earlier in this thread showed that the electronic door locks were all Elon's idea... the original founders wanted mechanical door locks. But of course Elon got his way somehow...

The technical justification that I recall from when the Model S was new was cos of the frameless doors. They wanted to have the window roll down slightly before the door opened so that it didn't fuck up the window seals. Fun fact: some VWs have frameless doors (e.g. the Scirocco) with mechanical doorlocks and they still manage to roll the window down ever so slightly as you pull the handle.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Hear me out - let's lock thunderdomers out of the rest of the forums. You'd say it's against KF's free speech stance, but they have such a boner for getting themselves into this retarded, Musk-flavored dictatorship it shouldn't be a problem.

Daddy Elon is going to save his threadbanned children.

 

[dick brain]

Elon Reeve Musk sounds like a Morrowind item.

 

[Oxyjen]

The technical justification that I recall from when the Model S was new was cos of the frameless doors. They wanted to have the window roll down slightly before the door opened so that it didn't fuck up the window seals. Fun fact: some VWs have frameless doors (e.g. the Scirocco) with mechanical doorlocks and they still manage to roll the window down ever so slightly as you pull the handle.

The original reason for the electrical handles is so that they can retract in completely flush, for aerodynamics.
The model 3 manages this without the motor mechanism, but they kept the electric opener system since it’s cheaper.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Nylon Husk.
There's a joke somewhere in that about his botched penis.

 

[poopinmy_line]

As a medfag, I'm fascinated by the rumors of his botched cock surgery. I wonder if it was botched by the surgeon or if it got infected because he's a retard with dirty hands. Or from masturbating too soon after surgery. So many options.

 

[Drip Torch]

As a medfag, I'm fascinated by the rumors of his botched cock surgery. I wonder if it was botched by the surgeon or if it got infected because he's a retard with dirty hands. Or from masturbating too soon after surgery. So many options.

I'm going to ask the question that is not being asked. Why did he get a penis implant? What is it, a pump penis puffer or piercing gone wrong? What medical condition exist for him to need a medical implant before the age of 50?

So many questions, so little answers

 

[One Angry Computer]

My assumption is that his fragile ego was broken due to some stupid comment such as "peanut dealer" or something akin to that. Remember, this white nigger's sense of self image is so thin that he banned people over posting pics in Twatter X when he was balding twenty years ago:

If he's willing to insert hair on his scalp, I bet he's insecure enough to get other cosmetic surgeries.

 

[Laughing Putin]

If Elon looked like that 25 years ago, imagine how bald he would be today without the hair transplants.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I'm going to ask the question that is not being asked. Why did he get a penis implant? What is it, a pump penis puffer or piercing gone wrong? What medical condition exist for him to need a medical implant before the age of 50?

So many questions, so little answers

He went for the “Big Boy” procedure and it fell apart because he took the bandages off too quickly.

 

[オプセック]

If Elon looked like that 25 years ago, imagine how bald he would be today without the hair transplants.

The worst part: He could rock that bald look, but he's too insecure for that move. Make of that what you will.

 

[Just A Rat]

The best thing about the botched penis rumour is that it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, the rumour is attached to his name and there is nothing he can do about it. You know it’s gotta get to him, and I love that.

 

[Blamo2000]

The documentary on Elon posted earlier in this thread showed that the electronic door locks were all Elon's idea... the original founders wanted mechanical door locks. But of course Elon got his way somehow...

"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity"

 

[Crispy Pancake]

Elon Musk botched cock surgery reminds me of rotdogs and the SRS thread.

Who is sex more painful for? Kevin Gibes or Elon Musk?

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

The worst part: He could rock that bald look, but he's too insecure for that move. Make of that what you will.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Why can't he go to Mars, does the red planet give him sensory overload?

 

[NoBueno]

What if his dick is so broken it can't be repaired with current medical science? I'd get why he's a transhumanist in that case, I'd want to believe medical science will get outrageously better / I could someday live in a working-dick simulation too

Musk wants to transition into a robot body so he can do Kim Kardashian at 3000 rpms

 

[JaneThough]

Elon Musk botched cock surgery reminds me of rotdogs and the SRS thread.

Who is sex more painful for? Kevin Gibes or Elon Musk?

Kevin Gibes actually fucks. I think that answers our question.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Musk wants to transition into a robot body so he can do Kim Kardashian at 3000 rpms