Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[SlyVMan]

Kinda stange to paywall it considering his whole "I'll be talking about the drama to convince people who are on the fence", but whatever.

Probably so it doesn't get dislike bombed like it deserves
Edit: heres all the shit he talks about. (it says in the description)

 

[Burnt Effigy]

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Tom is... alright, he definitely has a very basic view on most subjects, but he never proclaims to be an authority, which, to be fair, I can respect.

Adam Conover is just a Reddit Atheist, even if he's religious, he earns the title for being an obnoxious know-it-all soy golem. He doesn't hide any of it, though, being a know-it-all activist asshole is his personality.

Hank Green is pretty much the middle ground between the two, but he's even more insidious, his videos are mostly low quality trash, but he gives himself the guise of scientist.

He has a Bachelors' in Bioengineering (or is it biochemistry), and... environmental studies?
He's never worked in a lab, he has no skill, all the success he gets is from people with zero actual knowledge of what he speaks about. He's also one of the rats that brought us VidCon.

He's extremely similar to mald, even more than the other two. Just a bit older (7 years) and a bit more cunning.

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

Probably so it doesn't get dislike bombed like it deserves
Edit: heres all the shit he talks about. (it says in the description)
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This is half an hour of the same tired justifications he posts in his discord I bet

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

heres all the shit he talks about. (it says in the description)

Voice Changer

I'd bet money he keeps running with the tried-and-true pattern of "People accuse me of having a voice changer. How absurd!" without even acknowledging the possibility of voice training or the proximity effect. He might even do the absolutely hilarious bit of mimicking a voice changer while miming a dial with his hand!

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

I'm gonna guess it'll go something like this:

Maldavius Figtree

I've talked about this on stream a bunch of times. Nothing to see here, move along.

Literally talked about this like 3 times.

Asmongold

I don't care about politics

Shinigami Eyes user BTW.

Hearbound

Updates every month now, chuds. Don't mind that I've only decided to do this after the backlash.

Nepobaby

I'm not a nepobaby, stop bullying me! My coworkers were all retarded and didn't know anything for 20 years!!!

Voice changer

You're all so stupid, LOL. I'm not a cyborg with a builtin voice changer. Go watch an interview/NEET awards video. Don't mind that I sound completely different though.

Cheating in games

I have 56 monitors. You think I'd be retarded enough to look at my phone? Hahaha, no *stretch* I'm actually really smart.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

LITERALLY SHAKING RN!!!

"AUDIENCE I HAVE EXPERIENCED A UNWHOLESOME PANIC ATTACCERINO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE! It will take around 3 weeks for me to recover. So Heartbound development will be halted for the time being. Thank you ."

Spoiler: edit: roach edition

 

[Megatardingo]

I know who tom scott is, but am not a regular viewer of his content, but who is the guy to his right?

Oh boy... I freaking love SCIENCE!

 

[SlyVMan]

Just for fun. Enjoy it early in potato quality goodness. Don't ask how

 

[fukkit]

I'm gonna guess it'll go something like this:

Pretty spot on!

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

Just for fun. Enjoy it early in potato quality goodness. Don't ask how

Appreciate the share!

The only deviation from my prediction about the voice changer section was that he didn't mime the dial.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Just for fun. Enjoy it early in potato quality goodness. Don't ask how

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he investigated himself and found no wrongdoing, might as well delete the thread. we had a good run guys.

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

What I don't get is if Wingless is 'best friends' with Mald how am I meant to believe them when they say "we did nothing sexual when I was underaged"? Of course you're not gonna get your best friend in trouble by revealing that, especially if you're a sex crazed pooner.

 

[Goon Knight]

Just for fun. Enjoy it early in potato quality goodness. Don't ask how

Has this nigger taken a shower in the past month? Jesus christ his hair looks terrible.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Just for fun. Enjoy it early in potato quality goodness. Don't ask how

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"No I'm not gonna monetize the video" he says from behind the YouTube membership paywall

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Holy fuck how does someone sit through hours of this shit. I'd proposition that we create a drinking game out of watching Malds stream.

1. If Mald mentions working at Blizzard, working on heartbound or being a L33T HACKERMANS - 1 Sip
2. If Mald bans someone publicly - 1 Sip
3. If Mald starts to cry about his life - 1 Sip
4. If Mald starts creating / editing some of his garbage WELL OPTIMISED code - 1 Sip
5. If Mald talks about his ferret fetish - 1 Sip
6. If Mald makes no progress on Heartbound for the entire stream - Finish your drink

I need to remind you that alcohol poisoning can be lethal.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

What I don't get is if Wingless is 'best friends' with Mald how am I meant to believe them when they say "we did nothing sexual when I was underaged"? Of course you're not gonna get your best friend in trouble by revealing that, especially if you're a sex crazed pooner.

This whole thing is sus as fuck. What I can't let go is how he keeps saying that "oh yeah, after 5 years we became best friends again". I just don't see that happening, not with fucking Mald of all people. Are we to believe that after what was a pretty bad breakup (he claims he went homeless for a year after this ) he waited 5 years, and then SUDDENLY went "oh hey, I've realized that I've been a colossal faggot, let me go find this girl that I've had no contact with for 5 years and apologize to her for being a cunt". Did anyone ever see Mald admitting fault, ever?
Oh, and now he says they've been "best friends for 20 years". So what, the whole "mortal enemies for 5 years" didn't happen, then?

Anyway, some minor Animal Well stuff:

"*I* solved every puzzle I could possibly solve". Now you might say that this is pretty weak (and it is), however this is also coming from the guy that likes to refer to himself as "we".

Puzzle games *are* too easy for Mald though, so he definitely didn't cheat:

The clown music in the background sets the mood perfectly, I think.

 

[Agent Bitter]

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hes wrong and its very simple

Isn't this image misleading? If I remember correctly, the right-most mesh was created from the 6000 triangle mesh, not the other way around. This is why it looks so rounded off and smooth, because someone just took the original mesh and hit sub-divide a few times. Mald's wrong anyways, art direction matters way more than anything, and I also imagine most games from this generation will age a lot better in the future when they can actually run at higher resolutions and max settings at a high refresh rate. In a few years or so, all these games will be able to be run at 4k120fps.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

This whole thing is sus as fuck. What I can't let go is how he keeps saying that "oh yeah, after 5 years we became best friends again". I just don't see that happening, not with fucking Mald of all people. Are we to believe that after what was a pretty bad breakup (he claims he went homeless for a year after this ) he waited 5 years, and then SUDDENLY went "oh hey, I've realized that I've been a colossal faggot, let me go find this girl that I've had no contact with for 5 years and apologize to her for being a cunt". Did anyone ever see Mald admitting fault, ever?
Oh, and now he says they've been "best friends for 20 years". So what, the whole "mortal enemies for 5 years" didn't happen, then?

Anyway, some minor Animal Well stuff:
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"*I* solved every puzzle I could possibly solve". Now you might say that this is pretty weak (and it is), however this is also coming from the guy that likes to refer to himself as "we".

Puzzle games *are* too easy for Mald though, so he definitely didn't cheat:
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The clown music in the background sets the mood perfectly, I think.

Oh my god the second video, what an enormous faggot "would I annihilate this game" I cannot imagine being this far up your own ass

 

[Dwarf Lord]

anecdotal on my part but there was this dude that complained he cvouldnt afford to buy civ 7 on maldys discord because its 70 dollars and went on a massive rant about how expensive games are and how 70 dollars is two bills for him, and how he makes like 10 grand a year

Full SSI maxes out at $10,000 to $11,000 a year.

Just throwing that out there.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Just for fun. Enjoy it early in potato quality goodness. Don't ask how

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Real brave to of him to hide his response behind a paywall.
Allegations aren't allegations if they're proven true. Like you DMCAIng stuff.
-Second Life. Its weird, don't care what your "friend" says. Especially as they may have potentially been a victim and they were a minor at the time.
-Ashes of Creation - "I don't get any kickbacks for this" but you do from recruiting people. That separate instance? Sure but in general? You do.
-Asmongold. The one thing I agree on. Guild by association is retarded. But you catered to these people and fostered a community with a group that DOES this kind of thing.
-Heartbound.
A: The front page of negative reviews has none of them refunded. So everyone being negative has not refunded not really a review bomb if they're putting money in and still unhappy. Yes its on you for not working on the game. You have the money, you have the resources, outsource it with that money, or finish it.
B: If you are updating it since January it wouldn't show 14 months now. Dialogue and adding a # isn't an update in my opinion.
C: Side note but he thumbs upped his own video.

D: "I work on it all the time" Given the amount of time you spend each week streaming. I am skeptical of this. Especially with the lack of updates for 14 months. Showing off a long narrow hallway with a repeated pattern texture doesn't impress me.
-MMO shit drama him fucking stuff up blah blah blah. Just being an asshole don't really care.
-He addresses Nepo Baby lol. It really eats him alive. I'm sure it was just the resume. For fuck sakes. This was post WoW right? Blizzard was on top everyone wanted to work for them. We all know why.
-I can't believe he's addressing the voice thing. Did he just say you should touch and taste random mushrooms to determine what they are?
I got bored at this point it seemed to be more bullshit that we've talked over on here. Like Defcon events being larps in general while the adults are at panels.
E:
I didn't hear him address his shitty DMCAs at all or stop killing games.