DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FarageSmile 2.0]

He should actually paywall content and gameplay,.squeeze those retards for ever cent.

Really highlights his fear of people when he claimed he couldn't do Patreon member exclusive only videos or member only gaming streams because he didn't want to paywall content. It was all fabrication as we all knew. He lives in absolute fear of getting pressed by someone.

 

[FormerPro]

He's literally falling asleep again.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Phil just got a $100 dono. 100% he had prior "buy in" to play this boring ass gay game from a whale.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Stellar Blade, an action game is boring and lacking creativity. Meanwhile we have whatever the fuck this is where you walk around taking pictures as an obese cunt.

To each his own I guess.

To be fair even Stellar Blade has shitty photography sidequests but at least the outfit rewards for finishing them are good.

Outside of some pre-approved gayming formulas he can be pushed along in his stroller he really does just want walking sims. Heavy Rain was like a revelation him years ago he truly wishes every release could be another David Cage experience and now he's just too lazy to hide it. Variety streamer and Thu King of Retro Phils are dead and buried.

 

[San Dimas High School]

This Lost Records game is horrifically fucking terrible, taking pictures of birds, '' punk rock'' girls with weird ass tumblr designs, ass music, main character is some fat bitch, soap opera dialogue and writing.
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God, kill me.

I looked to see what you were talking about and within 2 minutes I saw him eating his nails when a black person was on the screen and then he fell asleep. Classic DSP content right here.

 

[Guinan's hats]

"Hey Phil, here's 100 bucks for letting me know if I should buy this 36 dollar game!"

This sock accounts are always so terrible.

EDIT:
120 dollar tip for Lisa Lou afterwards. These were both OIC tips.

So...220 all together?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Every time you think this disgusting pig can't sink any lower... He's currently paywalling talking about news topics during the pre-stream. Won't start the news segment if people don't reach the $50 goal.

Clips:

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The stupid dopes pay so...........

I thought there was a different tiny excuse why she got fat.

No. Phail officially announced she was NOT pregnant. You may have missed it.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Watch him start to paywall every little aspect of his """"podcast""" and streams.
>pay me 50 to change topics
>pay me 20 to keep me awake
>pay me 5 to switch characters
>pay me a 10 to not burp to the mic
>pay me 50 and ill start the stream early tomorrow

What he doesnt realize is that he is starting to stretch the dents. Wants more consistent money in shorter bursts and the dents will get tired of keeping up. Especially since they live out of our tax money disability checks. Imagine looking forward to a goverment check so you can donate to a fat fuck who only eats and plays video game while complaining.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

pay me 5 to switch characters

He tried this with Marvel Rivals ($20, pick a character he’ll play for 30-40 minutes) and got his ass handed to him. He was deeply salty about it and made a request for Rivals briefly grounds for LIMB. That he couldn’t play Rivals “successfully” for even 3 days is still wild to me. It’s the biggest game since Elden Ring.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Interesting how Phil plays every one of these teen soap opera Life Is Strange knockoff games, which are very clearly marketed towards women and troons. He has played every single one that has ever come out. He's afraid to play Kingdom Come Deliverance or Pirate Yaw-Coo-Zuh but plays this shit. Very unique individual

 

[Culex]

Also its evolution is called Piloswine, also known as the Swine pokemon.

Mamoswine, the final evolution, represents his rage and weight gain. Perhaps it also represents Kat.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I'll be taking another break from DSP until something interesting happens, his extreme begging recently just makes me so angry. I hate that bad things happen to good people and he gets to smugly continue his grift. I'll take my hats.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Nah, it's not that funny. What would REEALLY be funny is tipping the $220 at once so it's always on the leaderboard. Hell, try to get a $220 streak going and tip it every stream until Phil has to acknowledge it. Really embrace the meme.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

One thing I find odd about Phil’s situation. He’s paranoid enough to put cameras all over his house but won’t own a gun? Kinda strange. And before you say “if he owned a gun he’d never tell anyone” do you really think that’s true?

Just funny that Phil is likely literally scared to hold a gun

But Kat has probably been on meds her entire adult life. I believe she had to be in order to be in some of the places she's lived.

This is why it’s hard to believe they would ever let her crazy ass own a gun. People like Kay get put on lists that last lifelong

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Nah, it's not that funny. What would REEALLY be funny is tipping the $220 at once so it's always on the leaderboard. Hell, try to get a $220 streak going and tip it every stream until Phil has to acknowledge it. Really embrace the meme.

giving phil $220 every day? please no one do this I'd be so felted

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Pirate Yaw-Coo-Zuh but plays this shit.

Nah, we're getting stuck with Like a Pirate no matter how dead the streams are

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Damn he cut back on the begging for like 2-3 streams and now it's really spilling over. Psychotic begging and cope about his begging today. "I'm okay with having to work for my money". He's so mentally fucked. Also wearing that moob emphasizing shirt today, very very disrespectful.

Every single time he interacts with PPP, he resorts going back to being a huge copying faggot with it. He just gets a refresher on his narcissistic ego meter every. single. time.

Needs another humbling.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Every single time he interacts with PPP, he resorts going back to being a huge copying faggot with it. He just gets a refresher on his narcissistic ego meter every. single. time.

Needs another humbling.

The TruthSeekers interview was less than a week ago...

It's hard to humble someone with zero self-awareness or conscience.

 

[DerelictOnion]

The only way for him to get "humbled" is for his safe space to get nuked. Otherwise he'll always run there and continue his ways

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Phil actually just brought up a good point on stream that I'm curious about. Did the former cop BroSydePhil talked to ever explain why she went to Phil's house? If they only had a conversation over the phone about online threats, when why would the police go to his home at all?