Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

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hunchbacksrus said:

Check that article out if I was Melton I be very scared
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bro- I know that Melton is more worried about losing relevance, and clout than he would be about any pedo shit tbh

that nigga at midlife, and he's just grabbing at what any fame he can get (even if it's being a star in the dabbleverse)

THE QUEEN!! couldn't care less about the pedo shit becaue "YOU DON'T GET IT....IT'S EDGY HUMOR, MAHHHHNNNNN"
 
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hunchbacksrus said:

Check that article out if I was Melton I be very scared
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Only a massive retard with no ability to foresee consequences would be surprised at this kind of case happening. Which is to say Melton probably didn't see this happening, because he is morbidly obese, retarded, and FAT. He lives in Nevada and not Florida, but it wouldn't surprise me if some iteration of the law does spread to other states.

Knowing AI can be fed real pictures of children who haven't been abused (yet), while often being fed pictures of already existing abuse material, to make new abuse material, should terrify any parent (not that you should be posting pics of your kids on social media, but I digress). If someone makes abuse material of your child with AI, you should be allowed to shoot them with whatever firearm you want, wherever you want. It wouldn't surprise me if it becomes federally classified as obscenity.
 
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johnnynoname said:
bro- I know that Melton is more worried about losing relevance, and clout than he would be about any pedo shit tbh

that nigga at midlife, and he's just grabbing at what any fame he can get (even if it's being a star in the dabbleverse)

THE QUEEN!! couldn't care less about the pedo shit becaue "YOU DON'T GET IT....IT'S EDGY HUMOR, MAHHHHNNNNN"
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Edgy humor ends when it begins to affect his backyard. Then he begins to shrill and act like the typical internet tough guy. He becomes the other "Fatrick", the Tomlinson one.

Only Tomlinson would tell MAPelton to enjoy prison, rightly. And that he's a mentally stunted child. :tomlinson:
 
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Doom has been advertising Rekieta's thread on X and telling Chad Zumock that he's next in line for one. Sounds close to a personal army request:
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Top: X / Archive
Bottom: X / Archive

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X Account / Archive
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Youtube Channel

Captain Manning said:
But I'll grant you this: When it comes to the Dabbleverse, I think it's a lot like the Special Olympics really. Even if you win...
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I think the Special Olympics is too grand an event to compare the Dabbleverse to it. They are much more like a sports day event, at a care home for speds. No one is a winner and all of the competitors shit themselves during the egg and spoon race.

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Nobody posted this here so... Patrick's NLO X account got suspended. (X)
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Melton's personal X account:
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X / Archive

Found this account not sure if it's an alt or fan made account, last posted May 2024:
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X / Archive
 
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Windy Moors said:
Doom
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Once again, Doom is a paid Melton clipper who much of the Dabbleverse fears due to his history of doxing and harassing people. He and his fellow pedo-loving shut-ins live in a Discord chat where they coordinate this bullshit. Doom is absolutely putting out a call for KF to go after Chad Zumock and has no fucking clue that he’s not calling any shots.

johnnynoname said:
Chad zumock’s thread would be meh
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This. I’m not a fan but Chad is boring. Pedos like Melton and his mercenaries like Doom make Chad look like a sane angel.
 
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Windy Moors said:
Doom has been advertising Rekieta's thread on X and telling Chad Zumock that he's next in line for one. Sounds close to a personal army request:
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Top: X / Archive
Bottom: X / Archive
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Holy shit! @johnnynoname is right. The Dabbleverse people really are ignorant about the Farms.

If Zumock ever got a thread (I won't say it can't ever happen, but I kinda doubt people are falling over each other to write it right now), there's no way in fuck it would ever come close to 8,000 pages.

To put this in terms Doom might better understand (if he's reading), the Redbar thread is 55 pages, and the Stuttering John thread is even smaller at 43 pages.

The Rekieta thread got up to 8,000 pages for a variety of reasons that would take too long to explain here, but it basically comes down to the fact people find him way more interesting than any of these weirdos clinging to AM radio in 2025.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Holy shit! @johnnynoname is right. The Dabbleverse people really are ignorant about the Farms.
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Not all of them. Many are veteran Kiwi Farmers. But dumb dickhead Doom and crew are used to throwing their weight around thanks to their doxing and harassment. He’s in for a rude awakening if he ever brings that shit over here.
 
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Folgers Can said:
Huh? It's not meant to pat oneself on the back and is simply pointing out that Jon's channel, once used exclusively by Aaron's a-logs' "team" to advance their narrative, is now well known to Aaron's sweepers' "team" to use in advancing their counternarratives in a manner no less biased, so it was patently absurd for anyone in that Discord to think that pressuring Doom or other clippers to steer clear of that promo could somehow succeed in making it go unnoticed. That's the only point.
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I simply found the following rather hypocritical for a sock of drip feeder @MNPublicRecords to post
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when it's just as likely that Doom felt little choice but to feign objectivity when one side's narrative no longer has a monopoly on cherry-picking from Jon's gym streams and anything favorable to Aaron would have been clipped by someone else anyway if Doom hadn't jumped on the scoop first:
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John Andrews Stan said:
Not all of them. Many are veteran Kiwi Farmers.
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The weird thing is, while I have indeed seen a number of old and old-ish accounts having a go Aaron in his thread, and a have pegged at least a few them as Meltonites, nobody seemed to give much of a fuck about the Dabbleverse until Nick connected with Aaron.

Also, "veteran" can be misleading. Yeah, @SaddamLanza's account is from 2021 but he never used it much until people started shitting on on his e-daddy here.

John Andrews Stan said:
But dumb dickhead Doom and crew are used to throwing their weight around thanks to their doxing and harassment. He’s in for a rude awakening if he ever brings that shit over here.
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I'll just go ahead and preemptively post this then:

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Balldo's Gate said:
I simply found the following rather hypocritical for a sock of drip feeder @MNPublicRecords to post
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Crossposting as well since this is straddling threads for some reason:

Folgers Can said:
Flattering, but stylometry always seemed like quack science to me. Are Cynthia and Faran also in the room with you right now?
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But you're right about one thing: as I've already said, I make no bones about taking sides. Nothing about that stands in the way of pointing out when others pretend not to.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Holy shit! @johnnynoname is right. The Dabbleverse people really are ignorant about the Farms.

If Zumock ever got a thread (I won't say it can't ever happen, but I kinda doubt people are falling over each other to write it right now), there's no way in fuck it would ever come close to 8,000 pages.

To put this in terms Doom might better understand (if he's reading), the Redbar thread is 55 pages, and the Stuttering John thread is even smaller at 43 pages.

The Rekieta thread got up to 8,000 pages for a variety of reasons that would take too long to explain here, but it basically comes down to the fact people find him way more interesting than any of these weirdos clinging to AM radio in 2025.
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I am pretty new here, and I came over due to my hatred of fat fuck pedo hunchback melton. But I think you guys can say i got the vibe pretty quickly.

No one is going to care about Chad, firstly by all accounts in real life Chad is a pretty nice guy. Nick is interesting because he was a super famous legal analyst on the internet and blew it all up. Melton is somewhat interesting cause he is a total fat fuck failure who makes fun of other fat people is a disgusting Pedo who didn't pay taxes for years, got destroyed from Red bar and doesn't realize he is the biggest joke of everyone.

Chad is just some 3rd rate comedian who has had some minor problems with the law, no one cares.
 
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hunchbacksrus said:
Chad is just some 3rd rate comedian who has had some minor problems with the law, no one cares.
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also, there is no mileage with chad

and furthermore since we are on the subject of other possible dabbleverse lolcows- NO- THERE ISN'T ANY MILEAGE FROM A RAY DEVITO THREAD, STALKER CHILD....don't even think about it

The OP of a Ray Devito Thread would be, "Ray Devito- 50 year old loser, possibly a virgin, brain bleed"
 
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johnnynoname said:
also, there is no mileage with chad

and furthermore since we are on the subject of other possible dabbleverse lolcows- NO- THERE ISN'T ANY MILEAGE FROM A RAY DEVITO THREAD, STALKER CHILD....don't even think about it

The OP of a Ray Devito Thread would be, "Ray Devito- 50 year old loser, possibly a virgin, brain bleed"
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how anyone is interested in Ray Devito is beyond me.
 
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