Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

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  • Donald Trump

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  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 813 70.9%
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Elon probably has bots following it because it helps him


I chose the first link I found. You should go back to GreatAwakening.win where you can fap over your profile picture with your fellow QAnoners
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It's ok to admit you didn't bother to read the article, just clicked the link from the daily chain email in your inbox titled "Look what Ellen did This Time! she's such a Moran!", read the headline, and pasted it into the thread. I'm just letting you know what's in it and how gay it was compared to the NYT story they copied everything from.
 
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World in Scarlet said:
While Elon is insulting an astronaut, his child is in a medical crisis?
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She posted this 20 minutes ago.
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The responses are pretty funny:
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Grimes has posted more responses:
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If you think Elon, a foreigner, does not belong in your government, call your congressional representatives. I've been calling my representative, and senators daily.

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Here is a script.

Hi, my name is [NAME] and I’m a constituent from [CITY]

I’m calling to express my outrage over Elon Musk’s unlawful and undemocratic takeover of the federal government, and I ask that [SENATOR/REPRESENTATIVE NAME]

[Choose 1-3 reasons:]

— Forcefully speak out against an unelected billionaire having undue influence on and control over our government’s data, personnel, and payment systems, (and)

— Refuse to cooperate with DOGE, Musk's private enterprise masking as a government agency, (and)

— Support any legal challenges or investigations into Musk and his organization's activity, (and)

— Conduct immediate oversight into DOGE’s actions, (and)

— Halt all work in Congress until the unconstitutional power grabs stop.

Again, my name is [NAME].
My address is [ADDRESS].
My phone number is [PHONE].

Thank you for your time and consideration.
 
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Judge_Death said:
If you think Elon, a foreigner, does not belong in your government, call your congressional representatives. I've been calling my representative, and senators daily.

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House lookup

Here is a script.

Hi, my name is [NAME] and I’m a constituent from [CITY]

I’m calling to express my outrage over Elon Musk’s unlawful and undemocratic takeover of the federal government, and I ask that [SENATOR/REPRESENTATIVE NAME]

[Choose 1-3 reasons:]

— Forcefully speak out against an unelected billionaire having undue influence on and control over our government’s data, personnel, and payment systems, (and)

— Refuse to cooperate with DOGE, Musk's private enterprise masking as a government agency, (and)

— Support any legal challenges or investigations into Musk and his organization's activity, (and)

— Conduct immediate oversight into DOGE’s actions, (and)

— Halt all work in Congress until the unconstitutional power grabs stop.

Again, my name is [NAME].
My address is [ADDRESS].
My phone number is [PHONE].

Thank you for your time and consideration.
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This should be highlighted. Good work
 
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The ISS thing about stranded astronauts is true, absolute clusterfuck caused by Boeing's incompetence and then the previous admin's lack of desire to cooperate with Musk due to his new political associations, which would mean good PR for him and bad PR for them because of the framing and timing.

For the record, the ISS is already due to be decommissioned and deorbited by 2030. It's very antiquated at this point, the computer systems, scientific instruments, and many of the life support systems are very outdated by modern advancements and degraded by decades of use. This is because we don't have the space infrastructure to efficiently overhaul parts of it yet. Future space stations will be easier to refurbish with the progression of reusable rockets

The Grimes thing is fucked if true, further proof he should never have been allowed to father any children outside marriage

"""Eugenics""" with no selection for genes or traits, and an assembly line of daddy issues. Great job Elon, emulating your own daddy to a T
 
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neger psykolog said:
You know I always hated on Steve Jobs and most of the nerd CEOs for looking like faggots but this is even gayer than that.
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We can go even gayer than that.

"I am become meme. [...] There's living the dream and there's living the meme, and that's pretty much what's happening."
 
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Gregis said:
It's ok to admit you didn't bother to read the article, just clicked the link from the daily chain email in your inbox titled "Look what Ellen did This Time! she's such a Moran!", read the headline, and pasted it into the thread. I'm just letting you know what's in it and how gay it was compared to the NYT story they copied everything from.
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Look, I know you you fantasize deeply about Donald Trump penetrating you and Elon is buddies with your waifu so you love Elon, but it's against the Kiwi Farms TOS to whiteknight a lolcow in their thread.

And yes, I read the article. Why didn't I link to NYT instead? I dunno. Who gives a shit? Even you don't care, you're just trying to minimalize Elon's book cooking because you worship billionaires like a good little QAnoner.
 
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Merry said:
The Grimes thing is fucked if true, further proof he should never have been allowed to father any children outside marriage
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I'm borderline on the Grimes thing because women have a habit of going nuts over kids going to the hospital, even if it's something like a fucking mild cough. It's also the case that she and Elon are not on great terms which gives her the ability/leverage to turn one of the kids getting a tiny bruise into an internet spectacle/slapfight so that he looks like shit.

It's also the case that he got revealed as having yet another IVF baby momma like 4 days ago and women get jealous and shit.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I'm borderline on the Grimes thing because women have a habit of going nuts over kids going to the hospital, even if it's something like a fucking mild cough. It's also the case that she and Elon are not on great terms which gives her the ability/leverage to turn one of the kids getting a tiny bruise into an internet spectacle/slapfight so that he looks like shit.

It's also the case that he got revealed as having yet another IVF baby momma like 4 days ago and women get jealous and shit.
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Everyone in his life says he doesn't take care of his children, it's nannies and being ignored.
 
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World in Scarlet said:
We can go even gayer than that.

"I am become meme. [...] There's living the dream and there's living the meme, and that's pretty much what's happening."
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There are NPCs in open world city GTA-clones with 1/10th the budget of Saint's Row that are voiced by children in some remote village in Uzbekistan that exude more cool than Elon Musk does in that video.

I have no words to convey just how uncool and unmeme he is.

World in Scarlet said:
Everyone in his life says he doesn't take care of his children, it's nannies and being ignored.
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It's hard to argue with that and yeah I've read similar claims. I guess there must be some point where the world's richest african american/US president has to decide whether he wants to take humanity to mars and do all his other business shit and also be a parent at all or whether it is acceptable for him to not spend much time with his kids.
It makes me curious if any of the oil/mineral/money tycoons of older generations displayed similar behavior and only had kids for the sake of having progeny but otherwise just had baby mommas and nannies take care of them the entire time. Of course in those days people wouldn't have really heard about it first hand being blasted about on twitter like it is today.
(not defending him either way, just curious if any other tycoons have done things similarly)
 
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