Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

Positron said:
BTW, how come Panda didn't celebrate Black History Month in solidarity with his girlfriend Peppermint?
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I'm trying to figure out who the target audience is (intended and actual). I assume he thinks he's helping "trans kids" feel affirmed or whatever, as if every institution on the planet weren't already cheerleading for it.

But are the actual views from fellow "allies" (doubtful, he's their competition), millennial shitlibs (YAAAAAS), predatory homosexuals & ghetto troons (maybe at one point, but he's 10+ years too old now), or maybe Jeanette's gaggle of jewish aunts, oy-veying over what a nice #inclusive young man he's become?
 
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Not for the first time I wonder if Ski-Doo is genuinely special needs.

As @JohnnyG asks, "Who is this for?"

He's allegedly a marketer and I've dabbled in marketing, and "Who is this for?" is Marketing 101.

I'm an oldfag and #influencer #content is not my bag but from what I've seen, most of it is semi-practical or at least allows people to live vicariously. Pretty people in pretty places being pretty.

This is a very "mid" man in a starter shitbox apartment using "allyship" and "body positivity" as a cope for his own lack of a personality and unwillingness to get swole.

To put it another way, if the "product" being offered is Salmon himself, I ain't buying it.

I wouldn't bring this level of assessment to the table if he was 15, because this is the kind of shit that average 15-year-old kids do, but 26? I cringed when I saw that.

I know everyone's journey is different but he seems so... loserly.

He's going to be doing this when he's 36.
 
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Sandbag is terrible at marketing, that's for sure. It's like saying that Ariana Grande being open to promote anything she's paid to is a marketing genius. I mean, duh. Sandbox thinks he can use his "fame" (hehehe) to make people buy stuff.

"Listen, everybody, this is Jazz Jennings's famous brother Spandex and he uses Super Enemas™, so we're buying three boxes!"

He went to college to learn the same tactic every other insta basic bitch uses to promote make-up kits.

And yet, they still know their market better. None of them is gonna sell tools or BBQ products bc they know their audience better than Spammer.
 
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Not for the first time I wonder if Ski-Doo is genuinely special needs.

As @JohnnyG asks, "Who is this for?"

He's allegedly a marketer and I've dabbled in marketing, and "Who is this for?" is Marketing 101.

I'm an oldfag and #influencer #content is not my bag but from what I've seen, most of it is semi-practical or at least allows people to live vicariously. Pretty people in pretty places being pretty.

This is a very "mid" man in a starter shitbox apartment using "allyship" and "body positivity" as a cope for his own lack of a personality and unwillingness to get swole.

To put it another way, if the "product" being offered is Salmon himself, I ain't buying it.

I wouldn't bring this level of assessment to the table if he was 15, because this is the kind of shit that average 15-year-old kids do, but 26? I cringed when I saw that.

I know everyone's journey is different but he seems so... loserly.

He's going to be doing this when he's 36.
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I'm not sure of his intended audience, but at this point, I think the actual audience is just Sandburn himself. He's trying to generate content to self-soothe. He may as well be rocking back and forth in a padded cell with his "please kill me" eyebrows, muttering about "inclusivity" and "trans kids." It would be the same thing
 
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I'm not sure of his intended audience, but at this point, I think the actual audience is just Sandburn himself. He's trying to generate content to self-soothe. He may as well be rocking back and forth in a padded cell with his "please kill me" eyebrows, muttering about "inclusivity" and "trans kids." It would be the same thing
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Thing is, there is an audience for what he sells. The problem is Sander is bad at it.

I mean, let's be realistic. I doubt he really has an interest on marketing. He wants the "influencer" life: speak some platitudes for the camera, become famous, being paid thousands by brands to promote their trash, use that money to travel around doing nothing, become more famous, being paid more money by more brands, repeat.

It works for Instathots because they whore themselves. I doubt there are many Saudis open to bring Smoocher to the middle East to make their camels fuck him. On top of being him, he's Jewish.

So, he has to work with real marketing.

Now, the only thing he has to market is being Jazz' brother, and I'm sure too he wants to be seen as "Jazz's brother who's an ally", but there is really so little of this for him to sell. If he had started his "career" while filming the show, then he'd have material for people to see that he could use. Now, Jazz wants a normal life and so does the family. All he can do is forcing them to make some tiktok dances during the occasional family visit because none of them wants to go to more pride parades or do LGBT activism constantly like it's a job. Griff and Ari have jobs, Jazz's in college doing ok being on his own, and Jeanette and Greg are living their lives without the kids.

Maybe if he enlist with any lgbt organization that's currently active, he could have a chance, but I doubt they'd want him. They want Jazz and Jazz feels like he is leaving that life behind.
 
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Sander needed to leave Florida and work with Dylan Mulvaney two years ago. He's a homebody really. There are plenty of degenerate NGOs that employ people like him or did before their federal funding got nixed. If he was serious about his career, he'd move to LA and call himself nonbinary, go hard on orange man & protecc trans kids. He's clearly not, dude needs to respec.
 
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Wanda cobbled together a bunch of gross footages of Jaron:
 
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It's like he read my post and doubled down.

Schmendrick, it's ok that you love your siblings and you want to protect Jazz particularly and want to be supportive, but the protection he needs is from trans ideology.

In the meantime, Jazz wants to be left alone. Leave him alone. He's over doing this trans allyship bullshit.
 
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Wanda cobbled together a bunch of gross footages of Jaron:
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At 12-13 seconds is Sander doing a turn and walk, with a pouty but bold expression, like a model on a catwalk. It's sickening. It's placement at the middle of the video reflects the centrality of Sander looking hot, young and full of moral purpose. That's why he's does anything. He does nothing for anyone except to take a selfie doing it. Remember his alone ski vacation, where he put every minute on social media posts?

Influencers are over-televisioned impersonators and referencers of all the shit they've watched. I think its hilarious that they think they're reinventing media when they're just putting on high school level skit versions of brand name ads they've seen. That any amateur who thinks he's handsome can badly pantomime a cologne commercial and put it on Instagram reminds me of an old Internet video from twenty years ago of two retards singing Puttin' on the Ritz.
 
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Now, Jazz wants a normal life and so does the family
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Is this true? I don't follow any of their antics beyond what appears here, and I don't know if the other siblings got enough of a cut to live comfortably and are fine dropping the charade, but it seemed like a big motivation for Jeannette was not letting her "babies" leave and make her an empty nester, and being the devouring jewish mother, bravely putting herself on the cross (er...) for her heckin' valid "daughter".

Hard to imagine she'd just turn that off and ride into the sunset, and while I imagine Jaron is partially happy to be out from under her "care", I don't think he's ever known anything else, or see how he's equipped to not have her planning his whole life.

m1ddl3m4rch said:
they're just putting on high school level skit versions of brand name ads they've seen
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There are few phrases more irritating than "and that's why I've *partnered with* Globohomo Corp to bring you..." I know it's an attempt by ((marketers)) to make sponsorships seem organic, but when some Shitlib who wouldn't hesitate to tell you how anti-corporate she is shills for the most faceless impersonal "brand" who offered her cash, it's just too Clown World.
 
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On the one hand, I'd hate to be the San Diego Association of Governments' (SANDAG's) shrink, but he needs some serious time on the couch.

Sundae's whole identity is tied up in his brother.

He's like a woman who identifies herself as "Brayden's mom," but usually women like that are in a season of their lives where being the mother of a small child is a 24/7 job and it only gets truly sad when the kid hits middle school.

Sorbet is an adult who centers his identity around another adult who he does not live with and who most assuredly doesn't spend as much time thinking about him.

Kinda stalkerish, really.

I wonder what his girlfriend thinks.
 
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KiwiFuzz2 said:
He's like a woman who identifies herself as "Brayden's mom," but usually women like that are in a season of their lives where being the mother of a small child is a 24/7 job and it only gets truly sad when the kid hits middle school.
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As much as I tease women for their tardisms, being a nurturing "boy mom" during the formative years is something I'll never mock. Of course it has to end somewhere (lest they become Jeannette), but in Sambo's case the closest similar, legitimate role he had would've been protecting his younger brother before his sterilization/castration. So maybe this is him subconsciously trying to do that after the fact.

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I wonder what his girlfriend thinks.
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"Hey babe equal partner, can you help me pick out a shirt for Day 17 of TroonKids Affirmation Month?"
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"And you see, that's why this year's Troonstravaganza is going to be even Rainbowier than last year's! Of course I'm going to twerk with Pepperma'am!"
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"What part of IN THIS APARTMENT, THEY/THEM BELIEVE... don't you understand?!"
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