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Maybe I'm speaking too soon but it's been almost a week since Chris' last online activies (social media posting, liking posts), the last few times it happened he was travelling and meeting with Flutter. It wouldn't surprise me if we get another bigfoot sighting in Finland. Also it's almost Valentine's day so...
 
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Room Temp Shrimp said:
Completely off the cuff but I met a guy who spent his whole life and raised 4 kids literally across the street from 14 branchland court. He was able to recall on his own the fashion square and even the game place with little prompting. I didn't dig too much further because I also didn't want to admit I was keenly interested in his hometown due to following an online spergy eceleb for a decade now or drop too much spaghetti. I just thought it was interesting, its a small world sometimes. All of his kids went through Piedmont community college too, all through the years chris was there. Of course, they uh, didn't take 5 years and went on to larger colleges quickly after but yea. Weird. There's a very likely chance that his kids saw the attraction sign.
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Well fuck man. That was a wasted opportunity.

JenkinsJinkies could have given you the lowdown on Casa De Chandlers if you would only asked. I'm sure he wouldn't have minded, it would have made for a fun and quirky conversation piece.

Oh well.
 
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I think "the Major" not approving Chris's comics in Western State is the most we've ever been cheated

Chris only writes Sonichu comics as an escapist fantasy for when he feels powerless against enemies in real life, like Mary Lee Walsh, the Jerkops, Clyde Cash, etc. When he's comfortably sitting at home eating and wacking off and has no trolls, we get no comics.

Being in jail and the nuthouse made him feel powerless enough to produce new pages, only for someone Chris called "the Major" to disapprove of them, probably precisely because he was writing power fantasies about fighting the evil witch Betty Hoover and escaping, proving himself God and judging the world, consigning the Judge and Betty Hoover and everyone else he doesn't like to Hell (like the Asperpedia torture but even more graphic) and that's something a mental institution wouldn't want to encourage.

I think the only new pages we got out of the whole Jail/nuthouse saga was the Sonichu Christmas pageant, which praetor cut up into panels to sell for as much as possible

Now that Chris is out and has a house to sit in and eat and wack off in, we get no comics
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
I think "the Major" not approving Chris's comics in Western State is the most we've ever been cheated

Chris only writes Sonichu comics as an escapist fantasy for when he feels powerless against enemies in real life, like Mary Lee Walsh, the Jerkops, Clyde Cash, etc. When he's comfortably sitting at home eating and wacking off and has no trolls, we get no comics.

Being in jail and the nuthouse made him feel powerless enough to produce new pages, only for someone Chris called "the Major" to disapprove of them, probably precisely because he was writing power fantasies about fighting the evil witch Betty Hoover and escaping, proving himself God and judging the world, consigning the Judge and Betty Hoover and everyone else he doesn't like to Hell (like the Asperpedia torture but even more graphic) and that's something a mental institution wouldn't want to encourage.

I think the only new pages we got out of the whole Jail/nuthouse saga was the Sonichu Christmas pageant, which praetor cut up into panels to sell for as much as possible

Now that Chris is out and has a house to sit in and eat and wack off in, we get no comics
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Now that Chris is on numbing drugs we don't get anything entertaining from him. Sure, a stream or a tweet of interest in a blue moon, but nada in the pearl clutching aspect anymore.

Course, he could be fucking his mom again.
 
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deadson said:
Now that Chris is on numbing drugs we don't get anything entertaining from him. Sure, a stream or a tweet of interest in a blue moon, but nada in the pearl clutching aspect anymore.
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Could just be that given the choice between tarding out online or fucking Fluttershy, he prefers the latter.
 
SigueSigueSpergnik said:
If Chris does detransition, what happens to the CPU goddess nonsense?

Does he try to wrap it into a new body, or let go of it completely?
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I dont think anything can get him out of that mindfuck. He is insanely medicated and still wholeheartedly believes some of the most batshit insane ideas ive ever heard. If chris detransitions, the most we would probably get would be going from jesus christine weston chandler cpu goddess to jesus christian weston chandler cpu god.
 
King Kiwi said:
So you guys really think Chris is detransitioning?

Turning normie?

Perhaps we'll have a new Saga on our hands.
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Detransitioning? No, just took many victim points he'll lose. Maybe tone down the troonish wardrobe.

Chris wearing jeans is definitely influenced by cabbage to prevent normies gawking at him because he looks like crack smoking hooker named stephanie bustcakes that will do anything for a bigmac when he's wearing tights.
 
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King Kiwi said:
So you guys really think Chris is detransitioning?

Turning normie?

Perhaps we'll have a new Saga on our hands.
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Maybe as far as dressing like a man, perhaps not use hormones anymore and so on but I think it'll still be part of his identity like being Jesus and part Sonichu is.

But if it ever becomes useful again he'll again I bet Chris will bring it up, like for example if he ever got banned from somewhere I wouldn't be suprised if he writes a letter implying it was transphobic to ban him or something like that.

That's if it's not just Chris trying to be incognito like when he was filmed at the airport.
 
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I happened to think about something that possibly explains a big part of Chris' early years today. Back in the 90s anti psychotics like Risperdal were sometimes given to kids with severe autism and other behavorial issues (Risperdal itself was introduced in '93 so the timeline works) and one of the side effects of it was possibly "Gynecomastia" AKA enlarged male breast tissue. This may very well be the source of Chris' golden age "man boobs" and if it is he could legitimately sue Johnson&Johnson for damages and potentially get over a million dollars, they've been hit by MANY lawsuits over this downplayed side effect and its potential health complications since the 2010s.

So do we know WHAT he was taking way back then? I know he was medicated but I never heard or saw anything about what it was and it could be interesting to see how it would all play out if he actually was the victim of a shady pharma corp. A whole new saga the likes of which we've never seen before and which would FINALLY force something damned new into the life of chris chan could be around the corner if my hunch is correct. Can you fucking imagine someone like Chris Chan getting a million dollar lawsuit payout? Holy shit the fiasco would be on every drama channel 24/7 for months.
 
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troonwave said:
Risperidone is still very much prescribed today to autists, but if Chris were open about his history with Paxil, why wouldn't he open up about taking this drug?
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My thinking is that he may have been given it when he was really young, he was like 12 when it was released so again the timeline checks out but since he's a pussy and doesn't do live streams anymore we can't just ask him about it directly and we also can't easily tell him about this to get him whipped up into a frenzy over having a genuine excuse to play the victim for once in his life and give him a desperate hunger for a fat settlement check in the process. If this all lines up it would be the biggest news in Chris Chan lore since Barbussy.
 
webpmalware said:
Could he have been a good person if he was surrounded by the right enviroment? (e.g. Better parental guidance, no internet access, etc.)
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Ah, the age-old dilemma: nature or nurture? We will never know. Even if Chris got the best parents and support for his condition, who's to say that he would have surely learned from it and made better choices? And I once read that narcissism (arguably his biggest negative trait) could be in part genetic.
 
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webpmalware said:
Could he have been a good person if he was surrounded by the right enviroment? (e.g. Better parental guidance, no internet access, etc.)
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I think Chris would at least have been more grounded if instead of enablers and trolls he spent the last few decades amongst random nerds at gaming clubs or wherever else he wanted to hang out.

Although I think society as a whole would be better off if social media didn't exist.
 
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