Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[King Kiwi]

Chris hasn't done anything interesting since leaving jail.

Chris has been neutered.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris has been neutered.

Exactly. This is why the spotting saga with him, Flutter and Barb are so important. No new content means no one's talking about him. The current saga might as well be "Chris Looks at Stuff" or "Chris Goes Shopping".

On here and Reddit, the majority of posts are about stuff Chris has done, not what he's currently doing. The only time anyone can generate any new talk about him is if they post him at him or some really phony picture of Barb all dressed up to be in a video.

 

[King Kiwi]

i am over christory

what a waste of time.

I'm never over Christory! I won't be until Chris croaks and maybe not even then.

Sounds like you're not a True and Honest fan.

 

[bear hammer]

The fact Chris still occasionally mentions Megan to this day is interesting to me.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Exactly. This is why the spotting saga with him, Flutter and Barb are so important. No new content means no one's talking about him. The current saga might as well be "Chris Looks at Stuff" or "Chris Goes Shopping".

On here and Reddit, the majority of posts are about stuff Chris has done, not what he's currently doing. The only time anyone can generate any new talk about him is if they post him at him or some really phony picture of Barb all dressed up to be in a video.

There's multiple of reasons that there's no content or milk, starting with the least obvious.

There's no trolls. After what the idea guys bull shit everyone started to protect Chris for good reason. His contacts had been fileted till his arrest for incest. He was reachable via mail in jail but that was it and he's probably fileted to this day.

He's not putting out any content. He isn't making any videos, posts, or livestreams. Whatever meds he's on, he's not working on it but the comments, if avaliable, are saying Julay or how he fucked Barb. At first the julay comments were responded with "2007 called and want their meme back" but it was chipping away at him. Especially the rape comments.

Drugs, Chris is not as spontaneous as he was before and I believe he's on meds. He's more level headed in the little interactions he had with weens.

Caden, he's trying to make Chris family friendly and it sucks. What, he expects to sell sonichu shit at hot topics? It's boring as hell and he's retconning more then ever. Anything that comes out now has a good likely hood it's done by Caden.

The fact Chris still occasionally mentions Megan to this day is interesting to me.

Chris's great love and he fucked it like if he ever had a chance. He regrets the relationship ended, not that he fucked it up though. So he'll talk shit about her at times but he wished it didn't end.

 

[King Kiwi]

The fact Chris still occasionally mentions Megan to this day is interesting to me.

He looks at Megan like a great tragic romantic epic where he is falsely vilified and Megan is his princess turned treacherous harpy villainess by the evil Count Snyder and his evil pedophlic sorcery.

Megan sees him a grotty creeper with monstrous actions when he doesn't get his way.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

There's multiple of reasons that there's no content or milk, starting with the least obvious.

There's no trolls. After what the idea guys bull shit everyone started to protect Chris for good reason. His contacts had been fileted till his arrest for incest. He was reachable via mail in jail but that was it and he's probably fileted to this day.

He's not putting out any content. He isn't making any videos, posts, or livestreams. Whatever meds he's on, he's not working on it but the comments, if avaliable, are saying Julay or how he fucked Barb. At first the julay comments were responded with "2007 called and want their meme back" but it was chipping away at him. Especially the rape comments.

Drugs, Chris is not as spontaneous as he was before and I believe he's on meds. He's more level headed in the little interactions he had with weens.

Caden, he's trying to make Chris family friendly and it sucks. What, he expects to sell sonichu shit at hot topics? It's boring as hell and he's retconning more then ever. Anything that comes out now has a good likely hood it's done by Caden.



Chris's great love and he fucked it like if he ever had a chance. He regrets the relationship ended, not that he fucked it up though. So he'll talk shit about her at times but he wished it didn't end.

Chris's best known bouts of retardation were done with zero input from trolls. No troll got him to act like a jackass and get thrown out or arrested at various stores, churches or schools. Blarms was Chris thought up, along with the Barb fucking. Harassing the VAs from his pony shows weren't anything Chris was manipulated into doing.

Have you looked at the view counts for Chris's recent livestreams? They're pitiful. Outside of a few, he's not even breaking 10k views, and in a lot of cases, not even getting to 4k views. People who talk about Chris get more views than anything Chris actually produces. The Jesus larp and whomever [Caden] who pushed it along, thinking there would be a Church of Sonichu, and people would be interested, was a complete bust. Not only can Chris not get basic Jesus facts wrong, but it's so repetitive and boring to listen to.

Chris is fat, boring and most importantly, old. He doesn't have the energy to be "Classic Chris" anymore. He'd probably have a heart attack if he chimped out like he used to. Chris had horrible sleeping patterns when he was in his 20s, and that was when he actually active, but also drinking literal gallons of soda. Chris isn't on drugs, he just doesn't have the energy to go off the walls anymore. He can't even get a good angry rant going because it's too much effort. My guess these days is that Chris is sleeping 10-12 hours a day. I bet he even takes a nap after he gets back from shopping it's so much effort. Chris isn't 20 anymore, he's over 40 years old.

Now mix along in with those characteristics that he's been blocked by anyone he wanted to interact with, along with being banned from the places where he felt "welcome". The MLP fandom is winding down, with him being a turd in a punchbowl from the bronies that still active. It's why he latched onto Praetor so hard, because they actually pretend to be interested in him, but even that fell apart, so it's just Caden and a few of his minions still around.

Once Barb goes tits up, Chris is going to have no family left, and an absolute horrible reputation. Couple that in with his horrifying health, and middle age, means Chris probably knows all this. He knows he's a piece of shit, hell he doesn't even go plays card games anymore, or even tries to. We didn't even get any angry meltdown rants from the conventions he was banned from or thrown out of, at the most just some stupid social media post about how he's a good person.

 

[King Kiwi]

Once Barb goes tits up

I wonder if Chris will ever do a video called:

iPhones Down and Titties Up

You would think with all that money he and Titdick are making, they would open their own escort business or something.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

If chris detransitions, the most we would probably get would be going from jesus christine weston chandler cpu goddess to jesus christian weston chandler cpu god.

I swear that his chicken scratch signature on the jail letters started being "Jesus Christ Weston Chandler" (but the CWCki uniformly types it as Jesus Christine Weston Chandler) about the time Praetor said he was answering to he/him again.

I think because in solitary all day there was no one to "affirm" him, but then Chris spent a few months in so called mental health facilities and he was back to wearing dresses and calling himself a goddess

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

I'm willing to bet that Chris abandons all this tranny Jesus shit in a few years due to being too old and tired to care anymore.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Didn't "Honor Roll" blow a lot on that Simpsons "Tapped Out" vidya? That vidya recently shut down.

Good to know. Still he was lucky he got obsessed with that kind of freemium "game" (minimal or no RNG and a way to straight up buy the things you want), imagine the financial disaster if that was a gacha with weekly updates and ridiculously low drop rates.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Did you ever think that Chris is actually a legit former prostitute?

Sure, nobody took Carlos Chantor or Stephanie Bustcakes on their offer, but that doesn't change that Chris was a prostitute, only a failed one.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Chris's best known bouts of retardation were done with zero input from trolls. No troll got him to act like a jackass and get thrown out or arrested at various stores, churches or schools. Blarms was Chris thought up, along with the Barb fucking. Harassing the VAs from his pony shows weren't anything Chris was manipulated into doing.

I wasn't explicit with it but for sure his rants and outbursts were awesome but they are tamed down now. We are getting no ape shit crazy output since Chris wished barb to be dead in a jail letter. I really do believe he's on some meds.
But anyway, the abl and Lars call are some of my favorite but you're right.

Have you looked at the view counts for Chris's recent livestreams?

The worst.

It's why he latched onto Praetor so hard, because they actually pretend to be interested in him, but even that fell apart, so it's just Caden and a few of his minions still around.

also being homeless. Imagine if he tried to move back into 14blc. Whatever is left of Barb's family would force him out. He's going to suck on Caden's duck as long as he can for a home and money.

Once Barb goes tits up, Chris is going to have no family left, and an absolute horrible reputation. Couple that in with his horrifying health, and middle age, means Chris probably knows all this. He knows he's a piece of shit, hell he doesn't even go plays card games anymore, or even tries to. We didn't even get any angry meltdown rants from the conventions he was banned from or thrown out of, at the most just some stupid social media post about how he's a good person.

For sure! But the realization, that he's a piece of shit is due to meds, or learned the fear of God of going to prison while in jail.

I remember he did try to play card games once out of jail. I think he wants to keep a lower profile now as he was easily spotted.
I wonder when was the last time he played it in the open with others before the arrest?

As a good person? yeah, fuck Chris.

 

[Bootsy]

"It's why he latched onto Praetor so hard, because they actually pretend to be interested in him, but even that fell apart, so it's just Caden and a few of his minions still around."

Wait, I thought Praetor was just Caden and a few of his minions. Did it used to be more? Sorry, I'm still trying to catch up on the 26 volume set of encyclopedias that is Chris lore.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Wait, I thought Praetor was just Caden and a few of his minions. Did it used to be more? Sorry, I'm still trying to catch up on the 26 volume set of encyclopedias that is Chris lore.

Prior to the Jail stuff, yeah there were other confirmed members. As of now, we only know Caden works for Praetor, and we don't know of any other associates from there.

 

[Bootsy]

Ok, here's a question (a few actually). How the fuck is Chris' Etsy store actually making sales? It says he's made almost 6k sales! And a five star rating?? Fucking what?? I thought Chris was notorious for failing to honor sales online, but according to this he is delivering hundreds of items with no negative reviews? How??

And those prices!? And the comments/reviews from people saying they love the stuff. Like, what??

How is this piece of shit in 18 people's carts right now, at a fucking hundred and ten fucking dollars??

Is it just people buying them ironically? Even then, it's insanely stupid. Is the Etsy site just bullshitting me with false numbers?

Nearly 6,000 sales multiplied by those prices is some decent cash! Seems like more than enough to pay off his debt with enough left over to live on. Am I missing something here??

 

[Ammyterasu]

Did you ever think that Chris is actually a legit former prostitute?

Sure, nobody took Carlos Chantor or Stephanie Bustcakes on their offer, but that doesn't change that Chris was a prostitute, only a failed one.

I guess that's another trend Chris somewhat predicted, the normalization and glamorization of "sex work".

 

[PsychoNerd]

Is it just people buying them ironically? Even then, it's insanely stupid. Is the Etsy site just bullshitting me with false numbers?

This is why I'm not at all convinced about the theories of Praetor needing to shoot random sighting pics. Plenty of people are still dumb as shit to buy all of this expensive crap as is, just because Chris's name is attached to it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Ok, here's a question (a few actually). How the fuck is Chris' Etsy store actually making sales? It says he's made almost 6k sales! And a five star rating?? Fucking what?? I thought Chris was notorious for failing to honor sales online, but according to this he is delivering hundreds of items with no negative reviews? How??

That store's not really managed by Chris, but by Praetor/Caden.

Nearly 6,000 sales multiplied by those prices is some decent cash! Seems like more than enough to pay off his debt with enough left over to live on. Am I missing something here??

Most of the overall sales are probably for the cheaper items Praetor made and Chris gets a small payment for the usage of his name/characters. Some of the stuff is made by Chris himself but it's not known how many sales there are of those or how much Chris earns from those.

 

[Bootsy]

Most of the overall sales are probably for the cheaper items

Yea but even then, the cheapest item is $15 (for literally a bag of FUCKING ROCKS) which would be almost $90k in sales, that's still impressive considering Chris' reputation. The economy must be pretty strong if people can afford to buy a handful of gravel from a motherfucker like him.

And idk man, those expensive medallions seem to be wildly popular with how many are in people's carts compared to the rocks. It's insane to think people would pay that much! Even if they only account for half his sales, that's a solid ~$300k!

I just can't believe that Chris is actually finding success in his dumbass Sonichu franchise. I never thought I'd see the day when I was jealous of friggin Chris Chan of all people. But he appears to be doing just fine.

Yea, Praetor probably keeps a lot of the money to cover all the numerous expenses Chris has racked up (and probably paying themselves for their services) but he probably makes enough to pay his debts (which I hope Praetor is forcing him to do) as well as feed, house, and entertain his fat ass.

What a world man. I guess I just need to be an autistic lolcow and bang my mom in order to be a successful artist online. Who would have thought!?

I need all the drinks.