huh.
Yoda doesn't understand there is a time and place for these things.
This is why suspenders were invented.
It was dead right at this moment:
I feel bad for Finn. He had potential to be a character. Not necessarily a good one, but maybe have him with some notable moment. But like the rest of the franchise he was absorbed into the maw of the garlboss and became a joke.
Did you ever see the delated scene from TLJ with him and Phasma? Its somehow the best thing shot for the movie.
I disagree, I think this is just the right amount of humiliation.
Eh, but then JJ gets to steal credit for that movie that someone else made. One thing TLJ does well unironically is show just how empty those mystery boxes are because Abrams was forced to make a sequel and it was TROS, a series of images that are played in a sequence. It sounds like I'm defining a movie, but movies put scenes together for narrative purposes, which TROS does not do. Even if you grant the Sequels a mulligan on TLJ and watch as a Duology, it's still garbage.
I was going to write a puff piece about his choreography being better than Disney Wars, then I realized that was a lie. But to Sir Alec's credit, he had the first lightsaber duel in the first Star Wars movie ever made. He gets a pass for looking a little sloppy.
The scene is still retarded for phasma somehow shooting at everyone in a circle before they react to still girlboss, but has some kernel of promise.
Nah, the plot beats were already set in stone:
It is, but then I looked down and saw human threepio and nearly fell out of my chair.
I like Nippon Han on a white horse and evil daimyo Tarkin
