Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

But this face.
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I think it's been said in this thread before but every time I see this face it reminds me of Saturn Devouring his Son.

 

[Fear and Bullets]

I still don't believe it exists.

Agreed. Much love to our large legal friend here, but he's way too smalltime to have someone leak that there. It probably would've just gotten dropped here or on X and crashed the site again. I also imagine they would've already dropped it. Calling troll now and slightly hoping I eat my words for the sheer hilarious insanity that'll follow.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He'll try some "not your business" shit or desperately attempting to reroute to the supposed cum slurping (which is mega gay to allow that to even happen). It'll be a good watch.

Need just a basic call out “So Nick how exactly did Aaron manage to eat your goo. How did Aaron get your wife’s nudes”

Just another Thursday.

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So true Nick. Your life was going just fine slurring your words on screen, house was a trash pile, neglected kids, April as your corner demon, mountains of cocaine in a safe… all went well until SOMEONE put your life in a blender. Someone did this and it certainly wasn’t Nick Rekieta!

Also knowing Nick proclivities what are the odds the $5k gift just isn’t a handmade sex cross with “Rekieta Law” hand carved into it?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Just another Thursday.

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Oh my god, the 'two more weeks' of it all. Mark my words, it'll get to the point where he can only tell the story once all of his kids move out, then when he retires from streaming, then it'll be fucking published posthumously, then ACTUALLY you guys are gonna need to conduct a séance and talk to me that way for the REAL truth.

This is such textbook narc stuff. Like narcs who fancy themselves artists and they're totally going to get to work making things once they're not SO BUSY anymore aka usually gooning or getting high.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Just thought of something regarding Aarons upcoming trial.
Nick being subpoenaed to Aarons revenge porn trial the thought is that the State would be the one doing it. But could it be that it was Aaron that did it?
You don't have to use all witnesses, but you have to subpoena those you might want to use. By subpoena Nick, Arron is assured Nick won't be allowed to stream the trial because he would be a potential witness and thus not allowed to watch what is happening in the case.

 

[Captain Manning]

Why not both? On Sean's stream last night, someone was superchatting that there was a Destiny/Rekieta sex tape (timestamped to the first chat):

I still don't believe it exists.

Worth noting that PPP said a number of times that there's definitely a sex tape of Kayla and multiple black bulls. I don't believe that either. Not that there wasn't black bulls, but there is a tape.

I agree that, when it somes to the really super salacious claims like these, you should err on it being false until there is solid evidence to the contrary.

I believe it exists next to a copy of Wiltshire Boulevard.

Bad analogy. There is at least some circumstantial evidence that actually might exist.

The deal with that is that CRP sent him a draft copy of Wilshire Boulevard, Nick was critical of it, and CRP didn't take it well.

Nick may or may not still have that copy, but it's a meme at least partially grounded in reality.

 

[not william stenchever]

Worth noting that PPP said a number of times that there's definitely a sex tape of Kayla and multiple black bulls. I don't believe that either. Not that there wasn't black bulls, but there is a tape.

I want to believe that Ricardo and Romaine are big fans of The Venture Brothers and when they were spitroasting Our Wife they went "GO TEAM VENTURE"

 

[Desktop User2]

Bad analogy. There is at least some circumstantial evidence that actually might exist.

The deal with that is that CRP sent him a draft copy of Wilshire Boulevard, Nick was critical of it, and CRP didn't take it well.

Nick may or may not still have that copy, but it's a meme at least partially grounded in reality.

He could auction it and earn a good money from rightoids grifting over Project Mayhem manager and women tamer Gonzalo Lira´s death now that they are authorized to criticize Ukraine. I lean very pro-Russia on the proxy war but Coach´s arrest and death was pretty deserved, just like the mercenaries that flew in for the thrill. If you are not native, dont fuck around.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick being subpoenaed to Aarons revenge porn trial the thought is that the State would be the one doing it. But could it be that it was Aaron that did it?

Unlikely. The State is almost certainly the one doing it.

You're gonna get confirmation soon enough. April had hers handed to her on the 13th, and service was returned to the court and logged on the docket on the 18th. If Nick got his subpoena a few days ago, like he claims, we'll have confirmation within a few days. Probably next week, if not sooner.

 

[Law]

"My life was put in a blender...."

Nick would swallow your cum,
he would say it's for fun
But the lack thereof, would leave his story undone
Fans should swallow their doubts, turn Nick inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

He huffs gas and won't pay his mortgage
Tattooed and oh-so-frail
I see his streams have gotten stale
The ball-lock on his cock is painful
He's not sane, nor logical
Looks like he's gonna lose it all
He comments in clips and phrases
He thinks Melton's show won't fail
I cannot stand that gross-ass whale

Nick would swallow your cum,
he would go buy a gun
And then when he lost his rights, well then he wouldn't be done
Fans should swallow their doubts, turn Nick inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

Lo-cals was where his show was
But a law show it was not
That five-kay gift was a big flop
Or is Nick origami?
His morals are paper-thin
Nick's taking this one on the chin

Nick would swallow your cum,
He would drink all your rum,
But them when it was gone, he still wouldn't be done
Fans should swallow their doubt, turn it inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

 

[DemsBNutz]

Oh my god, the 'two more weeks' of it all. Mark my words, it'll get to the point where he can only tell the story once all of his kids move out, then when he retires from streaming, then it'll be fucking published posthumously, then ACTUALLY you guys are gonna need to conduct a séance and talk to me that way for the REAL truth.

This is such textbook narc stuff. Like narcs who fancy themselves artists and they're totally going to get to work making things once they're not SO BUSY anymore aka usually gooning or getting high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaRsv1xNT3A it won't be as epic as this but as Baldo pauses you can now not say dum dum dum dum dum.... " Aaron ate my cum" ... Dum dum dum dum dum... "The cops planted the cocaine'"... dum dum dum dum.. Have fun!! Now to see some one add that to some of the clips.. Your welcome!

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick would swallow your cum,
he would say it's for fun
But the lack thereof, would leave his story undone
Fans should swallow their doubts, turn Nick inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

He huffs gas and won't pay his mortgage
Tattooed and oh-so-frail
I see his streams have gotten stale
The ball-lock on his cock is painful
He's not sane, nor logical
Looks like he's gonna lose it all
He comments in clips and phrases
He thinks Melton's show won't fail
I cannot stand that gross-ass whale

Nick would swallow your cum,
he would go buy a gun
And then when he lost his rights, well then he wouldn't be done
Fans should swallow their doubts, turn Nick inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

Lo-cals was where his show was
But a law show it was not
That five-kay gift was a big flop
Or is Nick origami?
His morals are paper-thin
Nick's taking this one on the chin

Nick would swallow your cum,
He would drink all your rum,
But them when it was gone, he still wouldn't be done
Fans should swallow their doubt, turn it inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

Niggieta contaminate us with the spirit of Creative Writing. Some of us are baroque, some nursing rhymes, some haikai, there are the beatniks like @AnOminous and I that enjoy talking about Nick´s unending love for cock...

Mommy´s money well spent, Niggieta, you are generating a whole sub of writers.

 

[AnOminous]

I lean very pro-Russia on the proxy war but Coach´s arrest and death was pretty deserved, just like the mercenaries that flew in for the thrill. If you are not native, dont fuck around.

I wouldn't say he deserved it but he had to go to literally the one place on the planet where mouthing off about Ukraine could get him killed. Deserves aren't an issue. Like a delusional guy who thinks he's Superman and walks in front of a Mack truck might not "deserve" to die but he's going to.

 

[Melty Butter]

I still don't believe it exists.

Probably not but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a coke party involved. Nick and Destiny share Masterson as a good friend. Nick was in LA for Biggest Problem on March 4, 2022 when Destiny still lived there (I believe).


Destiny's friendship with Dick is well-established. Destiny was on Biggest Problem in August 2023 and Dick went to Miami a few months ago to do a stream with Destiny - shortly before Destiny's implosion. They were very chummy on the stream.

 

[Desktop User2]

I wouldn't say he deserved it but he had to go to literally the one place on the planet where mouthing off about Ukraine could get him killed. Deserves aren't an issue. Like a delusional guy who thinks he's Superman and walks in front of a Mack truck might not "deserve" to die but he's going to.

If you are a guest in my country and you work actively in trying to destabilize it in the middle of a war (and before with his Mayhem bullshit), I think it´s pretty fair to off someone like that. Imagine how much better the world would be if we could play Minecraft with every Open Societies and NED plant near a cliff.

 

[Captain Manning]

I wouldn't say he deserved it but he had to go to literally the one place on the planet where mouthing off about Ukraine could get him killed. Deserves aren't an issue. Like a delusional guy who thinks he's Superman and walks in front of a Mack truck might not "deserve" to die but he's going to.

To me, CRP is like that Christian missionary that tried to spread the gospel to that uncontacted tribe on North Sentinel Island (it's a fascinating story, if you've never read it).

No, he didn't deserve to be murdered but, holy shit, was he ever a dumb fuck. Total FAFO.

More on topic (thread tax):

I find it surprising Nick hasn't really tried to exploit CRP's death. It might be because he doesn't have kind words, and a lot of people in his audience would view Coach as a martyr. Elon Musk even tweeted out the other day that Coach was murdered.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'm hoping the next December surprise is all the women coming out and revealing how fucking creepy and weird Nick's been in their DMs, because I'm hoping any charges he gets for the computer hacks happen well before then. Legal Mindset mentioned Nick has incredibly intimate conversations with female streamers/fans that he doesn't have with men, even if said women have boyfriends/husbands. I want Buffalo Dan to come back to guarantee Nick's victory for the second time by dropping the Nick DMs of him acting like a massive fucking simp trying to recruit Dan into Nick's gross poly shit.

The fact that he spent so much time wooing "Mandy K", a female paypig who turned out to be a man, trying to convince "Mandy" to come to meet him, etc, is strongly suggestive that nothing akin to what's going on with Destiny happened, though he probably wanted it to. With Rekieta, it probably got no further than weird suggestive comments.

I think there's not much else to come out with Rekieta. If there was, it would have happened already. There's Aaron's potential trial and then the potential trial involving Monty, that's about it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Crosspost:

JF GayRapey is hinting that he might hold the "only copy" of Wilshire Boulevard. This would seemingly contradict what CRP and Nick have said about Nick being sent a copy, but I dunno. Nick might have lost/deleted his, I guess.

JF "The Montreal Masher" Gariepy made a long post on Twitter where he claims to be the last person that Coach contacted before his final arrest. Essentially says that CRP was a broken man as a result of his torture, a "scared rat-like creature".

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He also teased that he was in possession of Wilshire Boulevard
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I think there's not much else to come out with Rekieta. If there was, it would have happened already. There's Aaron's potential trial and then the potential trial involving Monty, that's about it.

We're definitely in a slump from where we were a year ago, but I can't tell if the worst of the storm has passed, or whether we're in the eye of the hurricane.

Don't forget the Sword of Damocles that is gonna be his probation.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I think there's not much else to come out with Rekieta. If there was, it would have happened already. There's Aaron's potential trial and then the potential trial involving Monty, that's about it.

I dunno, my gut tells me he is going to fuck up.
We may not get it in video footage of him fucking up, but there will be a fuck up.

Maybe there will be a random stream in the summer where a barely coherent Rekieta figures out how to boot up the stream and is too retarded to figure out how to shut it down as he mumbles around clearly high out of what little his mind has left. But only time will tell.
One thing is certain though. Rekieta will fuck up, and it will be funny!
Hopefully we get some new mugshots.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

It astounds me how his LOLbertarian swiss cheese brain can separate the concepts of regularly taking illicit psychoactive drugs and child neglect

He equated parents going to sleep at night to being inattentive for periods of time so why should drug use be any different.

- shot glass with an engraving of Nick's face

But this face.