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heh, here in my country there are places where they put mashed potatoes and pulled chicken on the hot dogs... not to mention peas, corn, quail egg, fries, parmesan cheese...
You can put all sorts of things on a dog including ketchup if you really want to. It really comes down to how you like it.
 
luckily I still follow him on one of my Twitter burners, below is every tweet (including retweets) that he's posted since noon yesterday... nothing remarkable by jack's standards...
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still trying to engagement farm (?) even with a protected account...
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You can put all sorts of things on a dog including ketchup if you really want to. It really comes down to how you like it.
I gets really sloppy and drippy though, i'm not a fan. When i do hotdogs, i dice my sausages, fry them in a mirepoix and from there i make a tomato sauce

Our street hotdogs have so much crap on it that you can't really taste anything and the toppings fly everywhere when you eat

Article for reference: https://gauchazh.clicrbs.com.br/des...m-porto-alegre-ckpr99735007o01808xsk92bc.html
 
I gets really sloppy and drippy though, i'm not a fan. When i do hotdogs, i dice my sausages, fry them in a mirepoix and from there i make a tomato sauce

Our street hotdogs have so much crap on it that you can't really taste anything and the toppings fly everywhere when you eat

Article for reference: https://gauchazh.clicrbs.com.br/des...m-porto-alegre-ckpr99735007o01808xsk92bc.html
Uma sopa deliciousa🐒🍜🍲

It's basically sugar-packed. Hot dog fundamentalists only think mustard is okay.
Course ground brown mustard or a nice tangy Dijon is all a hotdog needs. I like the mielle brand from France. They sell that shit at walmurt so don’t act like I’m throwing some boogie bullshit at you, hotdogs are for everyone . But a good hotdog needs a good mustard,


Kecha only belongs as a French fry dip. But if you must, get a good organic brand or make your own. No corn syrup horseshit.



Edit: finely chopped Raw white onions are a really underrated hot dog topping as well. Especially with a toasted bun,
 
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It's basically sugar-packed. Hot dog fundamentalists only think mustard is okay.
Ballpark mustard can fuck off, but I will put any other type of mustard on my hot dog. I find bratwurst and Italian sausage to be superior though. I'm on team sauerkraut and team kimchi, mainly because I grew up on the former and can easily eat the latter.
 
When i do hotdogs, i dice my sausages, fry them in a mirepoix and from there i make a tomato sauce
This made me hungry.

finely chopped Raw white onions are a really underrated hot dog topping as well
People are sometimes afraid to go with raw white onions because, well, your breath. But I've loved them on hotdogs since I was a kid. They're also delicious and appropriate being grilled or sautéed on a hotdog, but still: Raw hits just right.
 
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luckily I still follow him on one of my Twitter burners, below is every tweet (including retweets) that he's posted since noon yesterday... nothing remarkable by jack's standards...
Just because Fatty sees no benefit in knowing the size of the testicles on a housefly doesn't mean measuring them isn't a job and a half. Most research that goes on will never affect Fatty or those of his ilk and if it does they simply won't know.

Course ground brown mustard or a nice tangy Dijon is all a hotdog needs. I like the mielle brand from France. They sell that shit at walmurt so don’t act like I’m throwing some boogie bullshit at you, hotdogs are for everyone . But a good hotdog needs a good mustard,
Agreed on the Dijon but I'd go for a hot English or German mustard if that wasn't available. And Maille is perfectly cromulent Dijon to have. No problem with that.

Chopped onions are a definite yes. Maybe some pickled hot peppers / jalapenos or kimchi.

>Kiwi Farms mocks Scalfatty for using citrus juice instead of calcium hydroxide for lime water egg preservation
>Kiwi Farms suggesting that raw eggs should be peeled
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Our Autism knows no bounds!
 
Our family still loves the chili dog sauce my high school has sold at its concession stand since time immemorial. Some add coleslaw as well.

Jack’s engagement farming didn’t produce so much as saplings on X, but here we’re gonna have a bumper crop to harvest.
 
Ballpark mustard can fuck off, but I will put any other type of mustard on my hot dog. I find bratwurst and Italian sausage to be superior though. I'm on team sauerkraut and team kimchi, mainly because I grew up on the former and can easily eat the latter.
Ballpark mustard is definitely a regional thing. I love it and prefer it to others for sausages and hot dogs, but that's mostly because I'm from NE Ohio where it's extremely popular.

Has to be Bertman's Original though.
 
You keep on arguing about hotdogs, Jack Scalfani has the perfect one. The unmelted cheese is actually a genius move, it's a crevice so your relish stays put. Behold

My ideal hotdog is bun with sweet relish, mustard, onion and shredded cheese. A whole fucking slice of cheese is way too much cheese.

Hebrew national are okay, but your local butcher shop probably has homemade ones that are better.
 
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