Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 202 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 789 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 458 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 507 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 262 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,437
Worst part is the gimmick could have worked if they just did it in reverse and had viewers donate to destroy the punching bag. Some bucks and they just hit, 100bucks or whatever and they stab it with a knife etc etc.
Considering the level of competence present, it wouldn't last more than an hour or two before the escalating violence was applied to one of the guests. Look at how few shits they were giving, now imagine if they brought out a bat or the like. Someones gonna walk into a backswing and get their skull cracked.
 
Anisas husband wearing a "I have a beautiful daughter I also have a gun" t-shirt is some kind of dark foreshadowing.
That was Ian’s “Florida shirt” as he said and the set up for Anisa to do her redneck accent



I don’t really understand the event owners/organizers making fun of the state their event will be in. I get that fighters sometimes talk shit to the crowd about other countries and stuff, especially if their rival is from there but then at the end, win or lose they typically say they love the location and the people to work the crowd.

But event owners? What? I’m just thinking of Dana white just shitting on Sydney Australia or Abu Dhabi and how crazy and rude that would be. Ian also admitted on stream they only do it in Florida because it has very loose laws in response to someone acting snooty asking “Why Florida?”

- the first hour they say is going to be bad and awkward but it’s going to be so awesome when punishments come in and special guests start coming in
- their first special guests were AB and Lena. AB hit the bag, he’s not so bad in terms of likability. Idk why he still tries to save these two. His wife took forever to get ready and was a snoozefest, viewership fell
- Anisa went off camera with her for a while while ab stayed on camera with Ian and then dad showed up. When Anisa did finally come back on camera she had visibly and audibly been drinking. Her face was red and was talking loud and a bit slurred
- dad was engaging the chat asking them to donate x amount for gut punches and usually as soon as he asked it would immediately happen. He was trying the hardest of anyone to get people to donate, even getting *someone* to donate $200 for Sabrina to hit him with a chair
- it was Sabrina’s birthday, they had made her a cake with a photo of her and Jaelaray fighting and she had to punch it?
- more and more people keep coming in and you can overwhelmingly hear the party in the background growing
- at one point AB is drunk and attacks dad who is sitting on a chair and they start wrestling and everyone looks confused
- LMN comes at some point and just won’t shut the fuck up, he completely takes over the conversation and Ian’s inner racism comes out when he is constantly side eyeing him and visibly seething. LMN even drunkenly says it’s time to let canceled YouTubers fight, this is for charity, they’re not forgiven but they’re in. Ian looks like wishes he has a whip on him when he says this. He also keeps trying to set up fights with people Ian doesn’t like I guess and says he’ll call those people right now. I shared a clip last night where he is super drunk and announces it but asks Ian if wassabi beat his ass in their light sparring, Ian responded with “yeah I guess” I’ve honestly never seen him this mad on camera without actually saying anything
- Anisa tries to show off on and off throughout the stream between drinking and partying by hitting the bag, doing pad work with Ian and trying to coach one of the new women fighters who looks like she does sit ups in her sleep
- Anisa was super happy Will Neff, close friend of Hasan, came. She just has to bring up how much hornier the chat would be if Hasan was there
- Will Neff seems like he doesn’t really know what to do or who these people are but is very well equipped socially to navigate awkward scenarios, he can see they’re struggling and donates $500 while he’s still there and said he was telling his discord he was there. He hangs around until the end and takes a paintball shot with Ian and AB
- Ian seemed like he was getting irritated with dad for his donation suggestions, Ian said we can’t do the chair one but they did it anyways and ignored him
- they bring Wassabi in, it’s awkward even though he’s being nice he can tell tension is high and it’s not going well. He suggests a light spar with Ian and Ian said he just got his new tooth and doesn’t have a mouth guard, Wassabi keeps pushing saying it will be a very light spar and shows Ian how light he’ll go
- they have the light spar. It was one of the most boring, awkward things you could watch. It just went on and on and on
- Chris Ray gun shows up, visibly uncomfortable from the get go, he punches the bag for like five minutes saying he’s tired, he and Ian don’t speak or look at each other, he leaves from camera view and Anisa follows him
- as mentioned by a lot of people, any comment that was slightly negative was jannied almost immediately. Even the smallest things like “what am I even watching” or “can you be more entertaining”. A few slipped through, a few people saying “stop hyding” and “don’t forget to hyderate yourself” and a frog emoji which they can’t ban because they have a creator called funkyfrogbait
- The goal originally was paintball gun at 30k and Anisa said they were going to use it on Ian anyways because they bought it, she wanted to and it’s going to hurt really bad. Literally. She said this with glee
- at one point around 8 PST (one hour before it was scheduled to be over) Ian hints at ending it early. Anisa tells him to persist so they can hit 15k and he can get shot with the paintball gun
- the goals are changed to 15k paintball gun, 20k hot sauce, 30k wax which was improved and posted to X
- Ian tells everyone he doesn’t want to spar because he hasn’t eaten all day because he’s stressed. He does look genuinely stressed and worried while everyone, including Anisa is drinking and having fun
- Ian reveals to Wassabi he was kind of mad at him for his speech because he was so exhausted he never wanted to fight again but that it was sweet ????
- Ian seems annoyed that people are drinking and that Anisa seems unbothered by how badly this is going and isn’t helping think of any ideas. The only thing she contributed was showing off her skills, reading chat every once in a while and thats it
- Ian gets mad when people in chat are saying $100 for him to kiss hundar. He is actually seething talking about “only $100”. He reluctantly agrees to kiss hundar if someone donates $500, no one does. You can tell he feels humiliated and since he’s the only sober one he is aware that the internet will make fun of him for a while if he kisses another man at the lowest point of his career for some charity bucks that don’t even go to his wallet
- when he’s talking to one person about CC2 Ian makes the claim “I didn’t know the dang thing would be pirated to death” and left it there
- they cope about how they didn’t promote the stream well and that’s why it did bad and they have to work on promoting and also blame low donations on them not engaging chat enough. There were times when everyone was passing Ian’s phone around reading chat when Anisa was off screen fucking off
- even if they do promote more and all those people and fighters were doing all they could to get people to go join the fundraiser I don’t know if it would have done much better. All their whales were creator friends, fighters and anons so how many times will they donate significant amounts of money. It’s crazy they don’t ask all their fighters to at least tweet or post about the stream or the link to the sweepstakes. I didn’t see one tweet from a fighter about it
- the real party can be heard the whole time in the other room, they would have done better streaming those idiots getting drunk and eating
- at the end, buzzed Anisa makes a plea for why creator clash is so great to see in person and why the event is so great. At this point she knows this was a failure but she’s been having too much fun drinking and partying so she doesn’t seem very upset
- Ian looks depleted of everything at the end. He started it off awkward but optimistic and ends with a look of being defeated. Like someone mentioned, I think he’ll dig his heels in deeper instead of admitting failure even though it has to be sinking in this morning. They have to do a lot more to make it seem worth it. At this rate it looks like if they pushed super hard they might could make it to 150k fundraising but the event costs millions so it just doesn’t make any sense why they’re taking huge financial risks on the event unless they’re trying to make this seem successful so they can sell the brand and try to at least break even on all the money spent on it and not look too bad. If they can raise at least 150k then it’s a weird “victory” but the same victory could have been had without losing money on the actual boxing event. They could just fly to LA and have retards do shit for donations for a few days
 
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and this will be the face his wife is gonna see every time she's pegging him...
 
Thank you for the summary @Leo Frank. I have to give Anisa a tiny bit of credit: she had fun and tried to make the best of it. Yeah she was drunk, but that's not a bad thing in a YouTuber stream. What is bad is being a miserable no-fun-allowed unhappy jerk. Good going, Ian!

- dad was engaging the chat asking them to donate x amount for gut punches and usually as soon as he asked it would immediately happen. He was trying the hardest of anyone to get people to donate, even getting *someone* to donate $200 for Sabrina to hit him with a chair
- Ian seemed like he was getting irritated with dad for his donation suggestions, Ian said we can’t do the chair one but they did it anyways and ignored him
Creep-vibes or not, Dad is still the MVP of CC. Why didn't they just let him manage the practicalities and promotion of the event? He's got nothing else going on and he seems to love this. He couldn't do any worse than Ian and the promotion would actually be fun. I don't know why they hate the guy so much.

LMN even drunkenly says it’s time to let canceled YouTubers fight, this is for charity, they’re not forgiven but they’re in. Ian looks like wishes he has a whip on him when he says this.
That's not a bad idea at all. Ask people like Onision, that'll get people to buy PPV just for hate-watching. Even LMN has a better understanding of influencer boxing than Ian.

- when he’s talking to one person about CC2 Ian makes the claim “I didn’t know the dang thing would be pirated to death” and left it there
Definitely use that excuse for CC3 failing too lmao.
 
Creep-vibes or not, Dad is still the MVP of CC. Why didn't they just let him manage the practicalities and promotion of the event? He's got nothing else going on and he seems to love this. He couldn't do any worse than Ian and the promotion would actually be fun. I don't know why they hate the guy so much.
Maybe they resent him for still having the awareness to be playing a character. Dude knows what he's doing, knows how he looks, and plays it up. Has been, his whole career. Must be frustrating for a chick like Anisa to see someone healthily balancing different personalities and not succumbing to regular breakdowns.
 
They should gave gone with influencer wrestling. It might take a little more training but I'd be way more interesting in watching you tubers do backyard wrestling style basic clotheslines and hip tosses and shit than watching slap fights.

Not to mention manufactured beef is half of wrestling. If they had half a brain they could've turned the Sam Hyde drama into a giant spectacle. Sam Hyde would totally have been down to play the heel manager in the corner gassing up Froggy, and Anisa and Ian could be the face coaching whoever he was fighting.

Alas, they are retarded.
 
I don’t really understand the event owners/organizers making fun of the state their event will be in. I get that fighters sometimes talk shit to the crowd about other countries and stuff, especially if their rival is from there but then at the end, win or lose they typically say they love the location and the people to work the crowd.
because they are liberals and hahah florida is such a republican state and republican bad, you know?

that’s the reason why. when liberals think of florida, they think disney world or desantis
 
Worst part is the gimmick could have worked if they just did it in reverse and had viewers donate to destroy the punching bag. Some bucks and they just hit, 100bucks or whatever and they stab it with a knife etc etc.
The gimmick was to punch the bag until the money ran out.
Theoretically the money wasn't supposed to "run out" they expected donations to "heal" the bag.
But on the bright side, if you like it at it a certain way, Ian finally won a fight.
 
LMN comes at some point and just won’t shut the fuck up, he completely takes over the conversation and Ian’s inner racism comes out when he is constantly side eyeing him and visibly seething. LMN even drunkenly says it’s time to let canceled YouTubers fight, this is for charity, they’re not forgiven but they’re in. Ian looks like wishes he has a whip on him when he says this.

I saw this and you could see sam hyde appear in both of Ian's eyes lol. He told the stream LMN is a substitute promoter and things resume as normal tomorrow or some passive aggressive shit.
 
They should gave gone with influencer wrestling. It might take a little more training but I'd be way more interesting in watching you tubers do backyard wrestling style basic clotheslines and hip tosses and shit than watching slap fights.

Not to mention manufactured beef is half of wrestling. If they had half a brain they could've turned the Sam Hyde drama into a giant spectacle. Sam Hyde would totally have been down to play the heel manager in the corner gassing up Froggy, and Anisa and Ian could be the face coaching whoever he was fighting.
Bring the Super Humman in.
Froggy and Super Humman were both featured in Tosh.0 back in the day and Humman is crazy white trash so he'll fit in with the Johma's new identity. We might even get the Anisa Johma Juggalo arc. I'm actually surprised it hasn't happened yet.

I'd say fuck it spend that money for Tosh himself to make an appearance but Tosh would make Ian look like a bitch in ways Sam Hyde couldn't even dream of.
 
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