James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854
He's gonna take you back to the past
To watch his wife get fucked by a Chad
He'd rather have his wife's new bull shoot a hot and creamy load in his ear!
He'd rather felch the rotten asshole of his wife and then down it with sperm!
He's the angriest cuck-nerd you ever heard
He's the angry key party nerd
He's the angry blacked.com nerd
He's the angry cuckold-ed nerd!
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So Frankie from Red Cow keeps me guessing again on his beliefs both spiritual and political.

Him calling Stuttering Craig a "right wing grifter desperate for money" in a clip posted here made me think that he was just another closet shitlib. But at the very least, he seems like a moderate, which comforts me somewhat because I


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Continuing my interest of the political leanings of AVGN orbiters Red Cow Arcade, Frankie and EJ did a review of Stuttering Craig's Real Game Awards, which featured a prerecorded video cameo from Bimmy.

- this review was much more neutral to Skistimas this time. I don't recall any insults like grifter or mocking his right-leaning political beliefs.
- they mention that the award show really pushed paying 30$ to be able to sign up and participate in voting
- RCA called it an "anti-woke" award show, but later in the video Frankie said it wasn't that "'anti-woke" because they gave an award to a trans developer and the awards were awarded based on fan voting. Frankie felt that there was an overall meta of being anti-woke without the presenters explicitly stating as such
- a trans developer was given an award, then histrionically refused it, then gaming journos wrote about what a W it was to own the chuds by turning it down
- the winners of the Real Game Awards weren't notified before the presentation, so the awards were given regardless of application or acceptance
- no acceptance speeches, which moved the program along (whole thing was like 40 mins?)
- apparently no sponsors of the Real Game Awards, but did have a few free promos for indie games
- one of the promos was for a home brew AVGN 8bit spinoff on an actual NES cartridge. British guy from AVGN 200 episode was initially involved at very early development but now openly distances himself from the project
- Frankie thinks Bimmy is going to get flak for associating himself with Craig and the Game Awards because "you can't participate in things that aren't approved"
- they made passing reference to someone called 8bitjoystick making a lamenting response video that he was unsubscribing to AVGN after decades because James was now a Nazi chud or such
- in the comments, Frankie doubles down on calling the Real Game Awards "lame", but pushes back some that Unsubscribing videos are cringe and performative, while simultaneously confirming his own Christian beliefs and opposing the "just be kind" globohomo version.
 
I'd like to point out that Frankie is like Bimmy in that he suffers from a bad case of receeding hairline and does every hairstyler trick under the sun to seem like he still has hair on his scalp. Check out his hair any time the camera doesn't point directly at his face, it's so obvious it's funny.
 
I'd like to point out that Frankie is like Bimmy in that he suffers from a bad case of receeding hairline and does every hairstyler trick under the sun to seem like he still has hair on his scalp. Check out his hair any time the camera doesn't point directly at his face, it's so obvious it's funny.
The difference is that Frankie knows what to do with balding hair where Bimmy will let himself look like an 80 year old man until finally putting a baseball cap on
 
Only very tangentially AVGN adjacent, but Frankie Frain of Red Cow Arcade is a guest on Dancing With Ghosts (gay musician and music reviewer, occasional AVGN critic) livestream tonight.

During the stream, Frain talked about how he believes in some of the "ancient wisdom" value of Christianity as stories and a path to purpose and absolution without outright declaring himself a Christian as far as I heard. Somewhat similar to Jordan Peterson's talking points years ago.

Then he did some Trump impressions and talked dismissively about having an aunt with complete TDS hatred that has consumed her being.

So Frankie from Red Cow keeps me guessing again on his beliefs both spiritual and political.

Him calling Stuttering Craig a "right wing grifter desperate for money" in a clip posted here made me think that he was just another closet shitlib. But at the very least, he seems like a moderate, which comforts me somewhat because I like the guy and find his fledgling YT content fascinating.
I get the impression that RCA is center-right, maybe center-left. They seem to make fun of anyone that takes themselves too seriously politically, whether they are right or left wing. In this video, they make fun of both sides pretty equally. Frankie calls Stuttering Craig "an anti-woke" grifter, but also makes fun of the liberal who publicly unsubscribed from AVGN and the tranny who refused the "Real Game Award"
 
Is there something in this game that is above a megaman clone with AVGN references as enemies? At least the previous games had some situations that reference the videos.
Just from watching the video I would say it definitely looks like a Mega-Man sprite swap romhack. Also the protagonist doesn't look a thing like James (even when he still had hair).
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He never could use copyrighted characters like Bugs Bunny, but now he can't use Mike and Kyle anymore either. And he doesn't want to use the movie characters either.
You think that's bad? You know what really grinds James' gears? Having too much cream cheese on his bagel while he is stuck behind a funeral procession as he is trying to zip tie lights to the roof of his car. And the ass end of the car is shooting sparks off the ground because it is attached to a U-Haul trailer that he is hauling Justin in. And now the onion just fell out of his mouth again (seriously wtf???). You Farmers of the assholish variety just want him to suffer!
 
Is there something in this game that is above a megaman clone with AVGN references as enemies? At least the previous games had some situations that reference the videos.
I don't mind that. I thought the references were pretty forced and unfunny in the last games.

Demo looks solid. The NES was sorely lacking when it came to good Run 'N Gun titles so I welcome more.
 
they made passing reference to someone called 8bitjoystick making a lamenting response video that he was unsubscribing to AVGN after decades because James was now a Nazi chud
I forgot 8bitjoystick existed until now.
RCA called it an "anti-woke" award show, but later in the video Frankie said it wasn't that "'anti-woke" because they gave an award to a trans developer and the awards were awarded based on fan voting.
I am a little surprised Craig didn’t ask Doug Walker to be a part of the award show. Art the clown actor had a mental breakdown over woke freaks going after him for taking a selfie with Doug Walker awhile ago.
 
Well, it wasn't horrible but far from perfect. I did like it better than the ones with the slobs acting as corny characters.

Somebody mentioned Mike played Gex a month ago on his stream:
Seeing as the game play was done by him and Sean. That's the dude who's James' old neighbor right?
 
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