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[Revelator]

As a former retail worker, and specifically one who was the one to have to handle these sorts of retarded situations when they arise, I can tell you that I completely lied to customers constantly to get them to fuck off. I would have said one thing to that woman and a completely different thing to the troon to get them both to leave and be satisfied.

Retail workers especially white ones are incredibly red pilled. You get called racist, phobic, etc constantly for enforcing policy or even nicely asking someone to watch their damn kids. Not to mention the shoplifters. I fully believe everyone should work in a grocery store at least once. Especially lower income. EBT would be dead by now.

You know, as an ex event security guy, I'm ashamed I didn't think of that. I did the same thing when I needed some jogger or Karen or both to calm down.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

You know, as an ex event security guy, I'm ashamed I didn't think of that. I did the same thing when I needed some jogger or Karen or both to calm down.

Kill them with kindness is pretty good de-escalation in my experience. Empathy empathy empathy. It will turn a situation 180. Be their heckin ally. Laugh at them later. Get them out and away first. People want someone on their side when they're melting down. It sounds so basic but God are people awful at it.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Admittedly this one reads more like a tranny W, but since such a thing cannot definitionally exist I'd argue it still counts.

I don't and will probably never understand why these retards are so hung up on this passport shit.

They're the very same people who have been ceaselessly campaigning for the last few years to convince the world that 'sex and gender are two separate things', so with this in mind why the fuck would it matter to a troon if a letter M was on their passport next to 'sex'? M and F are sex identifiers, so according to them they have nothing to do with 'gender' (which is a meaningless and nebulous concept dreamt up by a pedophile). Trannies are 'transgender', not 'transsexual'. If sex and gender are separate, as they so insist, then troons are all male and pooners are all female per their own argumentation.

This is just a case of them campaigning for the something, but not fully thinking through what that thing would mean in practise (nor comprehending the maliciously compliant ways in which it could be put to use against them) in a monkey's paw sort of way. You reap what you sow.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Admittedly this one reads more like a tranny W, but since such a thing cannot definitionally exist I'd argue it still counts.

I don't and will probably never understand why these retards are so hung up on this passport shit.

They're the very same people who have been ceaselessly campaigning for the last few years to convince the world that 'sex and gender are two separate things', so why the fuck would it matter to a troon if a letter M was on their passport next to 'sex'? M and F are sex identifiers, so according to them they have nothing to do with 'gender' (which is a meaningless and nebulous concept dreamt up by a pedophile). Trannies are 'transgender', not 'transsexual'. If sex and gender are separate, as they so insist, then troons are all male and pooners are all female per their own argumentation.

This is just a case of them campaigning for the separation of sex and gender, but not fully thinking through what that would mean in practise (nor comprehending the maliciously compliant ways in which it could be put to use against them) in a monkey's paw sort of way. You reap what you sow.

Its not worth what its printed on.
The first time he tries to use it at an airport TSA are going to flag it as having an invalid field and he's gonna have to get a new one. He might have snuck it through by putting the application in before or on inauguration day and had some ideologue violate Federal policy by issuing it, but the system will be updated and when he tried to clock in its just gonna get flagged.
Federal policy only recognizes 2 genders and they aren't changeable.
His "new" passport is fucking worthless.

 

[Abella]

Retail workers especially white ones are incredibly red pilled. You get called racist, phobic, etc constantly for enforcing policy or even nicely asking someone to watch their damn kids. Not to mention the shoplifters. I fully believe everyone should work in a grocery store at least once. Especially lower income ones not target or wegmans. EBT would be dead by now. People's politics would be very different in general.

they have a great way of making you aware of things you need to be aware of. Not just working there, but shopping there too.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Here we go, antiwhite wokescolding from a curried troon.

This is to say nothing of the fact that the country as a whole had yet to recover from the lasting impacts of British Colonialism. To give you a sense of the weight of this terrible legacy, I still have elder relatives who were born as British subjects and had to live through the barbarity of the Bengal Famine and later the Partition.

The Bengal Famine was largely a result of natural disasters and war. Half the victims died of disease after the famine, mostly because India was, and still is, filthy. It was not "barbarity".

The partition was because Muslims threatened civil war if they didn't get their own state. If the UK had not agreed to this, the troon would be bleating about all the deaths from the civil war which the UK could have prevented. Also Mahatma Gandhi was assassinated by a Hindu nationalist because he blamed him for his role in India losing part of its historic territory.

But yeah, blame the British. Anyway, colonialism brought industry, electricity, communications and transport to India, along with banning the practice of widows being cremated alive with their dead husbands. If India was unable to make positive use of all of that - that they did not create themselves and do not deserve - then that is entirely their own fault.

I have relatives who had to flee Iran after the Revolution in the 70s because of the Islamists’ backwards views on women.

I have relatives who had to flee Nepal during the late 90s because of Maoist infiltrators instigating a bloody civil war within the country

Notice for Pee Oh Cee oppressors, he refers to them as "Islamists" and "Maoists" rather than Muslims and Chinese. Don't want to look racist now, do we?

As a woman with brown skin, I’m very hesitant to the idea of fleeing to Europe. I had a cousin who went abroad to study in the U.K., and the sheer amount of racism and bullying he experienced from his peers led to him taking a transfer back to a college in India. When I myself travelled to France, I was at one point harassed by a man who thought I was a refugee from the Middle East.

Doubt.

Racism against non-whites is completely and utterly illegal in the UK, and coming from his USA perspective he doesn't realise how unlikely his story sounds. Also, UK whites generally don't have a problem with Indians, it's the Pakis who cause us grief, what with the murders, bombings and gang rapes. Our Indian immigrants and descendants are typically "model minority" types which doesn't seem to be the case for Indians in the USA.

In fact, the only way this story is true is if his relative was actually bullied by blacks and Muslims, but he doesn't want to admit it and instead wants to imply it's whites.

I similarly doubt his France story, they have a huge population of browns and blacks and are familiar enough to distinguish one type from another - especially one with an American English accent. Additionally, they would know that Middle Easterners do not tolerate faggotry. The French are also cucked like the rest of western Europe.

Indian culture has had a history of third-gender and trans individuals throughout the millennia, but during the colonial period these groups were often labeled as sexual deviants and thus could not participate in society. That has had lingering impacts to this day, with a great portion of third-gender and trans people in India having had to resort to sex work in order to survive.

Hijras are and always have been a menace to ordinary Indian society. They are romanticized by TRA idiots in the West, but in India they have always earned their income by threatening families with violence if they don't pay them to "perform" at celebrations like weddings and births - or even not perform at all, just pure gang protection money. They are known as sexual deviants because they are. Recently, one raped and murdered a baby as revenge for not paying him following her birth. Link .

This is nothing whatsoever to do with colonialism.

TLDR: Recognize that the experiences of POC and other minorities within the trans community are vastly different to those of white trans folks

And similarly, the lives of white trans and gays in east European countries, South Africa and south America are vastly different to any faggot lucky enough to live in the indulgent West. He needs to recognise his privilege, and that it's nothing to do with skin colour. Being brown privileges him in his own woke circles.

I can't be bothered to go back and quote but he admitted his relatives in Nepal were college educated and targeted by Maoists, then he denied they were bourgeoisie - so he clearly has class privilege going back generations. That puts him above most white people in the world.

It's always the most privileged browns and blacks who scream the hardest about muh oppression.

 

[Kebab Expert]

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I have been married(as a man) to my wife for 11 years in March. We have 8 beautiful children together age 8 to 19. I reached out to the VA yesterday and they are starting to move forward with my transition (MTF). I have been locked in chastity for 2 months now. Because I do not enjoy when I get an erection. My wife thinks it is just a kink that I have. She is supposed to unlock me on our anniversary. She told me yesterday that she misses my penis and wants to feel it again. As I said I do not enjoy getting erections I just feel icky about it. I do enjoy making love to her as now I have found a new way without having an erection. I make love now with passion and love. I feel like I should tell her that I have made the first steps to transition and am just waiting to start HRT. I don't want her to get mad at me if I wait, but I don't want to loose her as my wife either as i dont think she will handle the news well. I love her with all my heart and need her to go through this transition with me. We have been extra touchy lately( which i am really enjoying) it is very euphoric to me to just be touched and caressed and passionate when we kiss. It not that I don't want to have intercoarse with her I just don't want to feel icky when I have an erection. Should I tell her now or wait till I start HRT? Also how do I go about telling her, I don't want her to feel that I am unattracted to her or that she is not enough for me. She is my world and I can't be without her. I want her to support me through this transition but I don't know how she will take the news of me being a woman and not a man.

Thank you for any advise or support Summer

Of course most of his activity is in tranny porn subreddits. Surely that's unrelated.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

It's always the most privileged browns and blacks who scream the hardest about muh oppression.

This is purely a result of societal conditioning. These people are bombarded constantly with people telling them how oppressed and downtrodden they are (by the very state that accepted them and enriched their lives) to the point where they have internalised it, in spite of the fact that they are so often placed on a pedestal and enjoy many societal benefits that the rest of us could only dream of due to their skin colour and so-called 'gender identity'.

It's like these same people often say (in a hilarious case of them being 100% correct for completely the wrong reasons) - 'Privilege is invisible to those who have it'.

I've actually seen this mentality be intentionally weaponised- In the UK I've noticed a lot of pikeys (perhaps better known internationally as gypsies or travellers) recently starting to parrot the same "we're an oppressed minority!" spiel in order to justify them trespassing on and shitting up private land, because they have correctly observed how socially profitable claiming that status can be and how it can immunise you against certain laws and social stigmas. Thankfully it hasn't worked in their case, because everyone still fucking hates them with a passion anyway.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

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This guy just sounds like he is porn sick, and his wife never learned how to reign in any sick fetishes he has, now she is going to pay the price.

I feel bad for the kids though.

 

[Pig Cups]

Or hell, if you wanna go all out, pretend to transition yourself. Dad can pick her up from school in a wig. Don’t let her call you mom, you’re the father now and you need to take down every single picture of yourself because it makes you dysphoric. She won’t be able to complain to her trans friends because they’d call her transphobic. It’ll immediately be uncool and hopefully she’ll realize how fucking stupid it all is. You guys can laugh about it a few years

That’s actually…pretty fucking ingenious. Weaponized cringe that’s so brutal, it causes her to reverse-poon on her own. And it prevents a situation where troon dogma becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, as noted by @Adrenochrome Dreams. I guess the only caveat would be her possibly calling your bluff because she’s in too deep, and actually believing she’s a part of a heckin’ trans family, which she’d tell to anyone who would listen. That’d be embarrassing.

It’s also much less labor-intensive than the method I suggested, which, admittedly, is probably a lot easier said than done (on an emotional level, given what I hear about fatherhood transforming your life and softening your mindset. Tough to understand that feeling when you’re so detached from it and haven’t come close to walking it).

Let's keep it that way.

You can breathe a sigh of relief. There’s a 99.99% chance that I’m never going to have a dog or cat, let alone a girlfriend/wife, let alone a child. My lifelong introversion and career choice only exacerbate this.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Hijras are and always have been a menace to ordinary Indian society. They are romanticized by TRA idiots in the West, but in India they have always earned their income by threatening families with violence if they don't pay them to "perform" at celebrations like weddings and births - or even not perform at all, just pure gang protection money. They are known as sexual deviants because they are. Recently, one raped and murdered a baby as revenge for not paying him following her birth. Link .

I remember this thread from way back when on another site where the discussion eventually shifted to Hijras. Obviously this was all in jest but one guy said that if trannies in the West did what Hijras did they'd be based. The best part is the things we were referring to were:
1. Hijras showing up to a (after school?) party at a school, threatening the principal for money, and then stripping naked and howling like banshees when he didn't give them any all in the presence of the school kids
2. Coming unannounced to a wedding, extorting the husband and wife for money
3. Coming to a birthday party, extorting the parents for money

 

[FinnSven]

I remember this thread from way back when on another site where the discussion eventually shifted to Hijras. Obviously this was all in jest but one guy said that if trannies in the West did what Hijras did they'd be based. The best part is the things we were referring to were:
1. Hijras showing up to a (after school?) party at a school, threatening the principal for money, and then stripping naked and howling like banshees when he didn't give them any all in the presence of the school kids
2. Coming unannounced to a wedding, extorting the husband and wife for money
3. Coming to a birthday party, extorting the parents for money

They pull stunts like that too?

I heard about the funeral thing because of the belief that they cause bad luck. Probably a belief started and spread by them.

I vaguely recall something about them working as debt collectors, not through violence, but through being creepy and humiliating if you don't pay, so I suppose it all tracks.

Maybe they really are Indian troons, and western troons are just catching up on these age old practices of exploitation and menace?

 

[Positron]

 

[that can't be right]

This guy just sounds like he is porn sick, and his wife never learned how to reign in any sick fetishes he has, now she is going to pay the price.

I feel bad for the kids though.

Going by his username, I'm guessing his wife has participating in his fetishes for a while. If she's degenerate enough to go hotwifing around, I think she might actually be okay with a tranny husband

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Maybe they really are Indian troons, and western troons are just catching up on these age old practices of exploitation and menace?

This is the primary reason the whole "BIPOC third gender" cope is so laughable. When you remove the recent retconning, these groups are essentially a caste of deviants that are a third gender solely on the basis that the two actual sexes won't claim them due to cultural friction.

I know far less about "two spirits" and whatever the fuck the Pacific Islander version is called (which seems to be the 2nd most popular after the native example) however, it's very clear that these concepts have been massively expanded in recent years and applied to all native/pacific island cultures even though they are very much not present in most of said tribes/cultures.

The recent narrative seems to be that these "third genders" are a revered, quasi-shamanistic class. If you consider the Hijra who have also received the same contemporary sanitisation, in spite of their reality as a class of much maligned eunuch grifters, it's hard to picture these other "third genders" as anything other than non-Western cultures calling out degeneracy where they see it.

Troons completely obfuscate the reality of these gender-castes because they feel it adds not only historical precedent to troonery, but also muh diversity (when we know plainly that being trans is a predominantly white ill). If they were completely honest about the historic context of "third genders" it'd be completely at odds with the 2SLGBTQIA++ given the blatant and visceral homophobia - reminder here that Hijra literally have their entire dick and balls cut off, likely against their will.

I do wonder what a non-girlcock/stinkditch/rotdog/testclit enjoying gay or lesbian person would have to say about "BIPOC third-genders" when provided with the appropriate historical context...

 

[Dolly Brooks]

My undestand is the best method is watchful waiting. Basically you do nothing, no overt discouraging or encouraging, because both feed into it. You find an uneasy balance where the kid isn't getting what they want but isn't getting riled up either. Most cases of teen gender issues are just puberty. Just like any other teen angst and/or rebellion phase you just need to ride it out until hormones settle down and they get used to being young adults with adult brains. In practice this means something like you don't use their preferred names or pronouns but you might use pet names like sweetie, honey or darling if getting called by their given name flips them out.

This doesn't mean completely passivity. Watchful waiting is an active passivity and other point of this strategy is to look out for any other issues they might be having and deal with those as needed. You can and should actively stamp out stuff that feeds into their dysfunctional thinking. Keep them away from harm like drugs, eating disorders and bad friends, and holding them to normal responsibilities like school, getting enough sleep and hygiene.

That’s a very good point about not reacting extremely either way. The best thing you can say to a trans kid is “meh.” You’re not encouraging it, but they can’t run to the internet and cry about how heckin’ mean you are, either.

This might be overdoing it but if someone I knew had a trans kid, I would recommend coming up with a plan for more extreme scenarios. Hopefully you’ll never need it, but these kids are coached online by older troons on how to manipulate their parents, up to and including threatening suicide. Decide on rules and stick to them “If he/she threatens self-harm, I’ll call 911.” Warn them once and then follow through if they persist.

I’ve also seen these kids throw a fit when a relative dies and they want to turn up to the funeral in opposite sex clothes (MTFs especially) and get upset about being deadnamed in the service/obituary. It’s good to establish what you’re willing to put up with ahead of time so you’re not making decisions while you’re distracted and grieving.

Also, I’ve seen way too many reluctant parents taking their grown kids to gender-related doctor appointments and taking care of their kids after surgeries. Personally, that’s the hill I’d die on. Not under my roof.

And lastly, DO NOT let your kid become a NEET. A lot of these kids try to put off getting a job or going to college because of “mai dysphorias” and want to wait until after their transition to get their lives started (a transition that takes years and is never really complete.) Set clear expectations and mean it. Buy only the basics and cut phone/internet access if they don’t comply.

I realize some of this won’t work if both parents aren’t on the same page, but I think the general rule of not being extreme one way or another will help with a spouse, too. Try your best to stay calm so nothing can be used against you in court if things go sideways. Gently disagree “I don’t think that’s a good idea, I read that in Europe they’re rolling back some of these treatments. I need time to think about it… Have you read about that detransitioner? I know it’s rare but it’s really sad that her health is ruined at such a young age.” Some parents (particularly mothers, unfortunately) genuinely buy into the whole “would you rather have a dead son or live daughter” and the possibility of coming home to their kid hanging from a bunkbed is scary as fuck. I’d recommend stalling as long as you can and trying to get your kid away from screens and outside as much as possible.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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Admittedly this one reads more like a tranny W, but since such a thing cannot definitionally exist I'd argue it still counts.

I don't and will probably never understand why these retards are so hung up on this passport shit.

They're the very same people who have been ceaselessly campaigning for the last few years to convince the world that 'sex and gender are two separate things', so with this in mind why the fuck would it matter to a troon if a letter M was on their passport next to 'sex'? M and F are sex identifiers, so according to them they have nothing to do with 'gender' (which is a meaningless and nebulous concept dreamt up by a pedophile). Trannies are 'transgender', not 'transsexual'. If sex and gender are separate, as they so insist, then troons are all male and pooners are all female per their own argumentation.

This is just a case of them campaigning for the something, but not fully thinking through what that thing would mean in practise (nor comprehending the maliciously compliant ways in which it could be put to use against them) in a monkey's paw sort of way. You reap what you sow.

Fake news you can't apply online for a Passport meaning he had to go in person, and he said he submitted on January 20th which is Inauguration Day which was also MLK Day meaning all Post Offices and Government Building were closed. Also, you're not going to get a passport in 6 days.

 

[GlupShitto]

Yes. Yes it is. Thank God you're not a parent.

She needs her internet restricted, but physically abusing her and treating her like a prisoner is not only illegal but guaranteed to cause huge amounts of psychological problems.

Teenagers have their own free will, their own belief systems and their own minds. You can't condition them with abuse like mindless zombies. Physically abusing her for anything trans associated wouldn't create a negative association for transness like you think it would. It would simply reinforce her belief that her parents are unreasonable, irrational bigots driven by hatred and violence, and that trans people are heroic victims of brutal oppression. It perfectly fits in with the trans dogma to turn away from one's abusive, transphobic family, so simply plays right into their hands.

Nah, I think OP's right about this. You can condition a kid. It's how they get groomed into pooning out in the first place. They associate any negative feelings with their womanhood. If we had more parents like that, we wouldn't see what we're seeing right now.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I don't and will probably never understand why these retards are so hung up on this passport shit.

People here use their passport once a decade for a vacation and the only discourse related to this is "Lmao you look like a prison mugshot" and that's that. Jesus christ you'd think yanks walk around with their passport in they pocket.

Nah, I think OP's right about this. You can condition a kid. It's how they get groomed into pooning out in the first place. They associate any negative feelings with their womanhood. If we had more parents like that, we wouldn't see what we're seeing right now.

"Wow, this cat standing sideways with its ears in jetplane mode scratched me????". If you let a boy play with dresses he'll be bored of it in a week when all his friends are playing with swords, but instead these millennial parents will do like their own parents and immediately fear he's a faggot and pull him towards the swords, or they'll do the zoomer thing and force him into dresses and buy dresses at home and paint his room pink, giving him candy and headpats like a fucking dog to enforce it.

You can raise a kid 100% perfectly and all it takes is one bad friend or partner to completely undo all of that. Best you can do is stimulate their values and give them some good ones, but this troony type shit is a raising issue that you can't really prepare a kid for because sexuality is so inherently personal and it can't be "wrong" (unless groomed).

 

[Sourceress]

The recent narrative seems to be that these "third genders" are a revered, quasi-shamanistic class. If you consider the Hijra who have also received the same contemporary sanitisation, in spite of their reality as a class of much maligned eunuch grifters, it's hard to picture these other "third genders" as anything other than non-Western cultures calling out degeneracy where they see it.

It's not really that way in most cultures. I don't know as much about the Hijra, but in indigenous American tribes that had so-called "third gender" roles (not Two-Spirit, which was invented in the 90s, lol) as well as in other parts of the world, "third gender" roles existed to describe individuals, usually gay men, who gravitated towards the gender roles assigned to the opposite sex. So, a gay man who might be more comfortable tanning hides, cooking, gathering, and sewing clothing with the women might be given a "third gender" title that made him not a man in the eyes of the society and thus not held to the standards and roles of a man. These "third gender" roles almost exclusively existed in extremely patriarchal societies with very strict gender roles, and men were almost exclusively the only ones who got to "opt out" because women had few to no rights.

There are some pretty interesting evopsych theories around the idea that homosexuality in humans evolved so that there would be non-parent adult members of a society who could help with childcare and whatnot without having to worry about expending resources that should go to their own children, and I think about that a lot when I think of ancient cultures' "third gender" roles, because they seem to center around providing a male helper role to women who would never go through childbirth or have children of their own to care for. I don't care for evopsych as it tends to be total bullshit that relies heavily on misogyny and pedophilia in its arguments, but that one bit stuck in my head only because ancient societies seem to have thought of it that way, too.

afaik in most of those societies that I've read about, there was no "degeneracy" issue. But I'm not really an expert, I'm just a nerd who reads a lot and did a deep dive on this stuff a few years back when the troons started squawking about how they've "always been here". They haven't, but gay men and women have been - homosexuality has been documented in society basically as far back as records exist, and in many, many other species as well. Trans-identification not so much.