Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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Flaming_Barghast said:
Is the death the only thing she experienced or is there more? I'll read the op again but anything else notable?
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She's autistic and suffers/used to suffer from schizophrenic episodes, was an alcoholic and drug addict up until a month ago, her mother was largely absent from her life when growing up, her parents divorced when she was around 10, and her stepmom seems to have been a literal crackwhore. All of that is explained here
 
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CallmeCicada said:
NGL, I cried a little when she wrote about how how much she missed her dad on Christmas.
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It's ok. I cried a little when I saw that picture of her with her father several pages back and I went on that long sperg about it. I don't really want to powerlevel and through a pity party, but I'll reiterate she was lucky to have time with her father to begin with. Not everyone is lucky enough to get that.

I sympathize with her, I truly do, and I'm glad to see her getting her life together.
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
She's autistic and suffers/used to suffer from schizophrenic episodes, was an alcoholic and drug addict up until a month ago, her mother was largely absent from her life when growing up, her parents divorced when she was around 10, and her stepmom seems to have been a literal crackwhore. All of that is explained here
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Tysm, you've been a major help and I really appreciate it.

Alright, then I 'spose I know my answer.
And Tiffany, if this doesn't get buried by the time you read this, the people here are some of the most caring and honest people I have ever met.
I don't know you, I don't know what all the truths are, and to be honest, I don't really care about the finer details.

But you deserve to be loved and cared for, and you won't find a true family online. It seems like everyone here worries, at least a bit, on your behalf, even if we make fun of you for being an idiot. And hey, you're a kid, kids can be dumb. Fuck, I'm 30 and think I'm a kid, I'm probably seen as one by half the aunties here. So it isn't an insult, you're just inexperienced and probably airing too much of it online, talking to the wrong people, and making dumb decisions because you don't know any better. That's okay, it's okay to fuck up, just... try to be careful. It's probably pointless to advise a cow to not overshare, but it's all I can offer as advice.
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
What she needs more than anything is someone to talk to in an honest manner. Who would that person be? No fucking clue
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Toji what are you talking about? We already know who that person is: @#FreeRoss
Flaming_Barghast said:
Her name's Tiffany, right?
Hey Tiffany, in other threads I tend to draw and occasionally post tutorials, want me to teach you/just draw something fun for you?
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She should get involved with the kiwi coloring corner. She's shown an interest in photography and it's associated with her memories of her dad, so that's something I suspect could really help her find a healthy hobby and meet new people.
Cheesy Beavy said:
It's ok. I cried a little when I saw that picture of her with her father several pages back and I went on that long sperg about it. I don't really want to powerlevel and through a pity party, but I'll reiterate she was lucky to have time with her father to begin with. Not everyone is lucky enough to get that.
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She's really relatable. I think a lot of us struggled at her age, it's a rough transitional period. Just, you know, most of us didn't do so publicly and aggressively. Mind you I mean emotionally relatable, not literally, personally I've never stuck anything inside of me that wasn't meant to go inside of me.
 
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Nameless One said:
Zewie the Jewie is the only cow I have positive thoughts for. Kiwifrens unite! Cowtipping? More like cowlifting.
(Think of the disabled dude as Zoella)
Sam even has a MATI hat and pink triangle on his cheek lol
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I expected you to be normal sized, I didn't know you were Micro-Machines!

WP will never not be funny.
 
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Flaming_Barghast said:
Is the death the only thing she experienced or is there more? I'll read the op again but anything else notable?
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She's implied multiple times that her mother's ex boyfriend sexually assaulted her at some point, and given that a lot of her behaviors do line up with some of the behaviors you'd find in CSA victims, I wouldn't be surprised if something like that happened. (Ex. her paranoia around male interactions, hypersexual behavior (see: sticking random objects up her holes, and inserting her tits into every 3rd post), superficial "gender dysphoria", attention whoring around much older men, etc.)

The sad tragedy of Zoey is that she has a combination of neglectful parents who didn't do enough to protect their mentally retarded child from the worst sides of the Internet, and having the CWC strain of autism along with other mental defects (most of us agree she has some degree of Borderline and/or Histrionic Personality Disorder on top of being a massive, raging autist). She lacked any good influences in her life, her dad was probably very mentally unwell himself, and her mother seems to be checked out and too busy dealing with her own demons to properly wrangle her retard. What most of us want is for her to go into her 20's in one piece, and maybe become a functional adult along the way. I genuinely think she could fit in as a shitposter on here once she learns how to control that temper of hers.
Flaming_Barghast said:
Question to fellow Kiwi's, this a good idea for me to follow? Because I tend to give a loooot of leway for stupidity for teens, and am probably nice to a fault with kids who lose close family when young due to similar experiences.
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Really depends on if you like watching cows like this, but I'd say yes. She's pretty similar to golden-age CWC, if you like cows like that. Don't worry about the 'nice to a fault' stuff, most people on this thread are pretty nice to her when she's calm and not in tardrage mode. We've even sent her cat pictures and the occasional Mitsuba picture ITT to be nice to her.
Flaming_Barghast said:
Her name's Tiffany, right?
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Yes, but most of us just call her by her preferred name 'Zoey' or some variation of it. Tiffany isn't a very fun name to use, whereas Zoey is very easy to spin into puns that don't sound corny.
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
So her main, @mitsufan, got banned because she threatened to sue the site. From then onwards she started socking on a semi-biweekly basis (the full list of socks at the bottom of the OP, and the most recent ones are here), the main ones are @shumai (which she used mainly to deny the fact that the pics of her legs with self-harm scars were real) @shuhara (account which she used to forge a short-lived alliance with Colton Lochmann/@Saladfingy05, a tranny brony sexpest), @cherryperfume (where she mostly talked about her irresponsable use of prescription drugs and the legs thing, sadly most of her posts were jannie'd), @kindaripmyheartout, which is where we got the clock meme, as well as somnoterrorism), and @END GANGSTALKING NOW (where she admitted that she was not on medication (at the time) and started sperging about her son Mitsuba Sousuke after some people on the hall of shame thread made AI images of him, I also made some Jew jokes at her expense because I found out she's a kike)
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She also wished us a Merry Christmas using the anon posting board.
She also should eat veggies, especially carrots. The richness in fibre helps digestion which can rid those pesky parasites.
 
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