Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[myhairisonfire]

This just isn't true. Stun-killing has been widely documented to reduce stress, and, therefore is more humane. Islamic lobbies and groups sympathetic to them push the myth that halal slaughter is "better" than the more widely used methods in the west.

Sure stunning is fine, but you still have to kill the animal somehow. I'm not claiming halal is "better", just "humane enough" for my liking. As a species we've gotten really skilled at killing animals over the years and have had "good" methods codified for millennia. We aren't bludgeoning pigs to death while the rest of them in the chute witness their oncoming demise.

Spoiler: Actual footage of one such scenario

Listen I come here to make fun of fatty not to hear people's opinions on Calves, Ducks, Jews, and Hot Dogs. There's a whole food section so take it there even the Jews because all 4 do have one thing in common all have been put in ovens.

Jack is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don't think beating is necessary but it does evolve restricted living space for the calves. Imagine living in a itty bitty cramped space so your muscles stay tender. Chaining your neck down so you can't move. I think we could see alternatives to this, personally. I'd rather employ methods to tender meat post mortem instead of doing this kind of shit.

When you butcher a animal, it's important that it does not get stressed out as the adrenaline alters the flavor of the meat. Hence why you (theoretically) need training to kill pigs for example, with a very precise stab. I've seen cases of unqualified people just straight up stabbing the poor thing like a slasher film because they couldn't get it right.

It's for that reason that I can't eat veal, or foie gras for that matter, even though I find both to be very tasty. The absolute cruelty of the whole thing makes it unpalatable.

Religious lunacy aside, I personally think this all makes a lot of sense. It's a relatively humane and quick death for the animal. They don't see other animals dying, keeping stress low and meat quality high.

So is using one of those pneumatic air guns like you saw in "No Country for Old Men". The whole point is to kill the animal before it knows it's dead and not stress it out in any way before hand. Or to put it the way Czernobog put it in "American Gods":

Just as an aside, Peter Stormare is possibly one of my favorite character actors as he can play so many different roles. His bit as Satan in the movie "Constantine" was great.

Sure stunning is fine, but you still have to kill the animal somehow. I'm not claiming halal is "better", just "humane enough" for my liking. As a species we've gotten really skilled at killing animals over the years and have had "good" methods codified for millennia. We aren't bludgeoning pigs to death while the rest of them in the chute witness their oncoming demise.

If you want to talk about a quick kill, check out the way Sikh's do it. One swift swipe with a sword or axe and the head gets cut off.

Or now they have a way of gassing the animal. Stick it in a chamber, pump out the oxygen and pump in the nitrogen and the cow just goes to sleep before suffocating.

There's lots of ways to kill an animal quickly and with as little pain as possible.

 

[Polska krowa]

Sure stunning is fine, but you still have to kill the animal somehow. I'm not claiming halal is "better", just "humane enough" for my liking. As a species we've gotten really skilled at killing animals over the years and have had "good" methods codified for millennia. We aren't bludgeoning pigs to death while the rest of them in the chute witness their oncoming demise.

The issue is that halal slaughter isn't humane in any way shape or form. They tie the animals legs together, hold it down, and slit its throat, all before leaving it to bleed out. The animal is very much aware that it's going to be slaughtered. As with everything in Islam, it was radical for its time, the issue is that muzzies haven't progressed since Muhammed was alive.

 

[souschef]

Is there a demand for a general "food YouTube" thread? I feel like a lot of them deserve some ridicule too, such as Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay (aside from both being Bri*ish)

Gordon Ramsay is actually a great guy, you just have to look beyond his "angry chef" bit that he portrays in shows like Hells Kitchen.

 

[neger psykolog]

Gordon Ramsay is actually a great guy, you just have to look beyond his "angry chef" bit that he portrays in shows like Hells Kitchen.

If you watch the British version of Kitchen Nightmare's (which came out before the US one) it is way less dramatized and shows that he actually has a deep care for people who aren't dicks and who have some kind of potential.

 

[souschef]

If you watch the British version of Kitchen Nightmare's (which came out before the US one) it is way less dramatized and shows that he actually has a deep care for people who aren't dicks and who have some kind of potential.

UK's Masterchef had Marco Pierre on it too, who was Gordon's mentor. I'm really not into US Master Chef, the judges are unnecessary rude and condensending (especially that Joe asshole who's not even a chef)

 

[Tingle]

NinjaGordon Ramsay is actually a great guy, you just have to look beyond his "angry chef" bit that he portrays in shows like Hells Kitchen.

Blame the Americanization of his shows and personality for that. If anyone hasn't before, give the original UK version of Kitchen Nightmares a watch, it illustrates far more of Ramsay's personality and skill with people compared to the caricature his US version pushed him toward.

Edit: fucking ninja'd

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Another day. Another ass livestream. I'm sorry I don't have timestamps. I was listening and taking notes while doing chores.

The main story of course is Junior's pregnancy. I will refer to it this way because Jack insists Junior has the same glow his actual pregnant wife has.

Obviously I had nothing to do with it [the pregnancy].

Extremely strange comment for a father (or anyone) to make about his son's (or anyone's) impending parenthood. Not strange at all for a braindead narcissist.

Perhaps this is why Rob later asks Jack if he plans to livestream the birth.

Non-parents Wouldn't Get It, but Jack used to stare at Junior as he slept because he was amazed he made a human life.

Sincerely doubt this ever happened. Sounds like something someone would say if they, as always, are desperately larping as a normal person who can say the kinds of sentimental things they hear other people saying. (Also as we will see later, when Jack is asked what his 'favorite year of life' is, he does not say the year Junior [or Garrett!] was born!)

Jack is proud of Junior for being a homeowner.

Wonder how that happened on a Chipotle manager and 7/11 janitor and sneaker salesman salary by age 20 or whatever!

Tammy is "so sweet" because she always makes sure his lava lamp is on.

His lava lamp is currently not on. It is totally still and, as always, fecal-colored.

Someone asks, "Why are you private on X?"

Jack replies, "Just for... I don't know. Why? Do you have a problem joining or following me? Why not [be private]? It's a feature you can turn on and off."

He of course struggles to answer this because he can't say the truth: No one ever engaged with him genuinely on Twitter. He was just mercilessly trolled by people with names like "Beluga Jack Eff You" (one of my favorites).

He's watching a new anime on Crunchyroll. Someone correctly points out that Jack said he didn't like Crunchyroll. He concedes this point but said he had to do it because otherwise he wouldn't be able to watch all the cool shows (lol) Junior watches.

But! Unfortunately! The Crunchyroll "app is WOKE!"

Oops, his bad, guys. He misspoke. He said "woke" but he just meant to say how sometimes the Crunchyroll app loads poorly. In other words, the word "woke" is always just at the tip of Jack's prehensile tongue, waiting to show up to describe something he doesn't like as a filler word. Dude's mind is broken as fuck.

There's still some woke movies coming out which represent "some of the stupid ideology" of a couple years ago. We have to be "patient" because it's going to take some time for all the woke movies to stop being released. He recently saw The Unbreakable Boy and loves that Zachary Levi and "a lot" of other "stars" and "big names" were in it.

Zachary Levi is a pariah who claimed a co-star who died from cancer actually died from getting the Covid vaccine. And literally no one else in the cast has a name you know except for Patricia Heaton, who was the wife in Everybody Loves Raymond 20 years ago.

Jack loses his train of thought and says, "It sucks getting old."

He just turned 57 in December.

Jack: "I pray for my British brothers and sisters all the time." Why? Because "London isn't the London when I was a kid. London's completely different. London's been overrun by people who don't think like London people did, who don't live life as London people."

This man literally speaks and thinks like a four year old.

Someone later asks him what the fuck any of that meant, and Jack's expression reveals he was caught and actually has no idea himself. So he just rambles about the "infiltration" and "importing" of people. And then says he meant he misses when Londoners were "like Americans" (how cosmopolitan!) and "were multicultural" (wat).

He congratulates the Canadians in his chat for winning "the big hockey game" on Thursday.

This proves Jack has zero context for what actually happened, because if he did he would be a lot pissier.

Trump's threats around tariffs and making Canada the 51st state have led Canadians to boo the U.S. anthem pretty lustily before events, which made (right-leaning) American hockey players indignant with rage and also prompted Trump to give them a "pep talk" before the game. Which, again, they ultimately lost, and which led to some pretty moving and iconic scenes afterward for Canada. And which also led Trudeau to immediately troll Trump on Twitter.

Don't fret, though -- he's still our Jack! A few minutes later he calls Canada "woke a little bit."

Jack: Eating off carnivore ain't gonna kill me.

Eating poison isn't gonna kill you?

Jack continues: There's no rule that says my head's gonna explode if non-carnivore food touches these lips!

Oh.

This Week's Top Comment

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Random Stuff

• Jack threatens us with a Guy Fieri Month
  • Remember, Jack only knows four chefs: Guy Fieri, Gordon Ramsay, Rachel Ray and Julia Child
• Jack will stop rooting for the Dallas Cowboys because they are so bad
  • Great fandom, dude!
  • He says he will move to supporting the Los Angeles Chargers instead
    • Which only further proves how he's only ever pretended to like or follow football (presumably to appear manly); "Chargering" is a verb because their legacy is zero championships and hilariously cursed ways of losing
• Jack is tricked into asking his phone if "magpie is carnivore"
  • A magpie is a bird
    • And Jack learns magpies are om-ni-VOR-ous (this is how he stressed the syllables -- like a fourth-grader)
• Jack calls Siri "an idiot" again with a snarl, a week or two after he last called her an idiot, which was also when he claimed that was his first time doing it because he never does it
• Jack warns us that "AI is the new search" and proceeds to call Grok, "Gronk," like the football player
• Jack's favorite year of life was 1985
  • Because that's the year he graduated from high school, started DJing "night clubs" and is also the year MTV started
    • A quick google reveals MTV started in 1981

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Gordon Ramsay is actually a great guy, you just have to look beyond his "angry chef" bit that he portrays in shows like Hells Kitchen.

Yep, and to be honest, a lot of those restaurants should get yelled at. Serving rotten food or potentially dangerous food to your customers is not something to be taken lightly. If you're a restaurant and your food sucks, you should know it

 

[Guntanator]

So they ARE naming the baby Jack jr jr!

 

[Tingle]

Jack angrily back talking a fucking voice assistant because he's a mush mouthed retard is such a stereotypically boomer thing it hurts. You guys think he bitches to the microwave when his leftover slop is cold in the center too?

 

[souschef]

Jack threatens us with a Guy Fieri Month

• Remember, Jack only knows four chefs: Guy Fieri, Gordon Ramsay, Rachel Ray and Julia Child

Didn't Guy Fieri give him the cold shoulder and Julia Child's foundation told him to fuck off? We should get Gordon Ramsay's attention about Jack, fatty's reaction to been told of by Gordon should be pretty amusing

 

[LifeAlert]

We should get Gordon Ramsay's attention about Jack, fatty's reaction to been told of by Gordon should be pretty amusing

Already happened:


"YOUR COOKING IS SHIT"

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

We should get Gordon Ramsay's attention about Jack, fatty's reaction to been told of by Gordon should be pretty amusing

I don't think we really need to request Gordon to troll Jack, lol. I'm willing to bet he's had plenty of people on Twitter @ing him with the more egregious Jack videos for years now. Gordon leans into the asshole character, but even he doesn't want to pick on someone as pathetic as Jack.

 

[Tiresome]

I don't think we really need to request Gordon to troll Jack, lol. I'm willing to bet he's had plenty of people on Twitter @ing him with the more egregious Jack videos for years now. Gordon leans into the asshole character, but even he doesn't want to pick on someone as pathetic as Jack.

It's far, far more legitimate attention than Jack will ever deserve. His high water mark will always be crying like a little bitch on the cheap Shark Tank knockoff and he should never get better than that.

 

[abobe]

Rob's presence has been missed in the livestreams lately. I was glad to see him today.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If the baby turns out like Jack I hope there is another child like Rob in his or her class to troll them

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Jack in socialist realism style is something else. Fulfill the Five-Stroke Plan in four years, comrades.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If you watch the British version of Kitchen Nightmare's (which came out before the US one) it is way less dramatized and shows that he actually has a deep care for people who aren't dicks and who have some kind of potential.

The man is tough but fair. He's given complements to foods that he's liked. There's one famous one where a woman was running a Caribbean type place somewhere in England and he loved the food. So much so he cleaned his plate and walked into the back to show her how much he liked it.

Blame the Americanization of his shows and personality for that. If anyone hasn't before, give the original UK version of Kitchen Nightmares a watch, it illustrates far more of Ramsay's personality and skill with people compared to the caricature his US version pushed him toward.

Edit: fucking ninja'd

People over here want to see drama so everything on reality shows is pumped up and edited in a way to deliver maximum drama.

This man literally speaks and thinks like a four year old.

Someone later asks him what the fuck any of that meant, and Jack's expression reveals he was caught and actually has no idea himself. So he just rambles about the "infiltration" and "importing" of people. And then says he meant he misses when Londoners were "like Americans" (how cosmopolitan!) and "were multicultural" (wat).

...
But isn't that what multiculturalism is all about? People from different cultures living together? Or is that some code for "not-white people" because we all know Fatty is scared of the darkies even though he secretly wishes he could be spit roasted by two niggos.