NEW POPE HYPE

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Pope Francis is a soylent cuckold and I'm glad he's dying. Let's get psyched for hopefully a less degenerate Catholic church. Dare we imagine a Pope who actually hunts down and punishes the pedos in his own church, and wastes no time on liberal nonsense to "win back" a new generation who already knows to avoid the groomerism of "liberal churches"?

 

[Lokenstien]

I want a young hot-headed Pope who wants to retake Italy and re-form the Papal States.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I really do miss Pope Benedict, he deserved a longer reign.

 

[David Brown]

I just want one that doesn't suck nigger feet for a photo op. Imagine getting on your hands and knees to wash and slurp on feet. How vile and embarrassing is that shit?

 

[Banquet Meal]

he really is/was the worst. ive been a lifelong catholic, but definitely have been questioning this over the last several years. i dont know why he was so determined for the church to become the 2nd coming of the new and even more deranged episcopal church. or allowing the german churches to have gay "couple blessings", or whatever bullshit term they came up with. and of course all the other embarrassing shit he has pulled over the last decade.

 

[Megaton Punch]

If the next Pope sucks as hard as this one, I'm officially renouncing my faith and becoming Orthodox. Sorry @Preacher ✝, but two satanic popes in a row is my limit.

 

[Not Really Here]

Retvrn to Commie killing.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

If the next Pope sucks as hard as this one, I'm officially renouncing my faith and becoming Orthodox

You better not chicken out.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

I just want one that doesn't suck nigger feet for a photo op. Imagine getting on your hands and knees to wash and slurp on feet. How vile and embarrassing is that shit?
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The whole point of John 13 was to illustrate spiritual cleansing and an act of kindness. It was not to bow down to others and certainly didn’t involve kissing bacteria off of some guy’s nasty Lamisil toe.

 

[eDove]

Jesus is the only mediator between us and God. Catholicism is grossly unbiblical and wicked, wordly, corrupt Popes are inevitable.

 

[TEA 3HF]

Oh look, a new paedophile in chief, fascinating.

 

[Gooncave Smeagol]

As a Catholic, I do not wish death upon the Holy Father.

But if he does pass away, I'd like the new Pope to be... young.

 

[WielkiWapiesz2137]

Finally. Lets hope that next one wont be retarded commie. Preferably in order to ensure that they would ban any south americans from becoming pope as commie infection of the church is strong there.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Looks like the Whore of Babylon is getting a new pimp. If there is a hell, Francis the communist will surely be welcomed by his spiritual master Satan. May globalism be the last grasp at power his foul 1,700 year old false church ever makes, and may the next Pope finally be the last of them.

I just want one that doesn't suck nigger feet for a photo op. Imagine getting on your hands and knees to wash and slurp on feet. How vile and embarrassing is that shit?
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He did the same to troons too. At least rapefugees takes occasional breaks from sinning unlike a troon.

 

[Hamstirer]

 

[Preacher ✝]

definitely have been questioning this over the last several years

If you're questioning your faith over one subpar Pope then you either know nothing of our Church's history or your faith is very weak.

I understand why people don't like Pope Francis, and I'm not exactly thrilled with him either, but the Catholic Church has survived far, far worse Popes in the past.

You also need to understand that being clergy, even being Pope, doesn't make a man any less of a fallen, sin prone, being. That is the human condition.

If you truly believe in Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior, then you should know that his word is truth itself, and Christ declared that the gates of Hell shall not triumph against his Church. There is nothing any given Pope, no matter how bad they may be, can do to make Christ a liar.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

[laughs in Protestant]

Seriously though, I still hope the next Pope doesn't suck.

 

[Idiotron]

Now that the world is going conservative and we're seeing a resurgence of Christianity, the Catholic Church has a chance to get some of it's power and influence back.
The thing is, they need someone young who actually is aware of the progressivist ideology and how negatively it impacted society.

First order of business for the new pope should be denouncing troons and other rainbow weirdos, declare Pride Month a Satanic holiday.
Second order of business should be to embrace the nu-conservatives who are killing it in terms of popularity among young people.

If they will get another Boomer, it's pretty much over for the church.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I just want a Pope that is not afraid to call for a Crusade to drive the Muslims from Europe and is willing to call a council of the Church to reunify the faith.

Is this too much to ask for?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Can we have Trump appoint the new Pope? Make the church great again. Get rid of all the gay shit, the woman priests, the fags preaching that Jesus was a trans illegal immigrant, etc.

Yes, Jesus loves everyone but he (probably) doesn't support celebrating their deviancy.