Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Schloizer]

I had quite the unfortunate jumpscare by this hagraven cosplay on reddit tonight. The real question: Did he have the lazy eye before or after becoming a granny tranny?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

14 years old "trans girl" from Canada.

View attachment 6909571
Link

He's a little twitchy and his pupils are blown up. Normal and healthy.

Otherwise Hunter would reasonably pass as an attractive half-German girl.

German women can be hard in the face but not that hard.

 

[poggers]

Holy shit his voice really is feminine. As in, he talks like an actual woman even with the vocal fry and stuff. Even while sneezing he sounds like a chick. Too bad his gestures and stilted body language at the end out him as an autistic man. Otherwise Hunter would reasonably pass as an attractive half-German girl.

I never saw Euphoria or knew who Hunter was until I watched the horror movie Cuckoo recently. Holy balls is he unattractive. The first 10 minutes I was like "Why is this chick so ugly?" then I realized it was a dude

 

[Mad_Dog]

Yes, but he was so bad that you couldn’t even tell he was a troon. Just looked like a normal neckbeard. He had rape allegations made about him (surprise) so possible he trooned out as a shield.

View attachment 7013592

(I know a lot about this because the anti work interview was one of the funniest events for me.)

 

[NO TROONS]

Lmao now TIF’s are following the same trend as TIM's where last month by making videos about threatening to snatch partners away.

Telling men “I’m gonna steal your wife / girlfriend in the women’s bathroom” Ma’aam I don’t care if you look like Luigi, I’m not screwing a man with a vagina.

Hypothetically, If i went on a date with a TIF unsuspectedly , i would block their phone number after finding out. There are some hot transmen but i just couldn't get my mind around that kind of gay tranny sex. I do like women too though, but these type of ones lmao.

The thought of interacting with a trans body feels gross and i can't put my finger on it.

What is the obsession with these people wanting to hook up in an area where we shit & piss? So unsanitary and not a place where you’d want to chat at all.

They really think that these comebacks are so clever.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Apparently TransOhio.org has some convenient little cards to hand out to strangers, which are deeply unnerving. First of all, this implies that people aren't clocking you the second they lay eyes on you as a walking aberration of nature's design; secondly, being given a card that told me I served a tranny would make me want to wash my hands with bleach.

Today I met/served/helped a trans person - link to my organization's fucking PayPal. Not a site, just STRAIGHT to PayPal. Money please!

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

Apparently TransOhio.org has some convenient little cards to hand out to strangers, which are deeply unnerving.

Excuse me, sir, but I believe you gave me the wrong card. There's no option to tick either "were physically repulsed by" or "vomited due to"!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Today I met/served/helped a trans person - link to my organization's fucking PayPal. Not a site, just STRAIGHT to PayPal. Money please!

When servers complain about getting the Christian mini-tracts that look like a folded bill as a tip, there's always the suggestion to leave them in a collection plate.

I guess you could save these as "get out of transphobia free" cards for later. "What, that wasn't why the man in a dress gave it to me? I thought it meant I earned an n-word pass, but for trannies."

 

[Sgt. Bidwell_9]

Yes, but he was so bad that you couldn’t even tell he was a troon. Just looked like a normal neckbeard. He had rape allegations made about him (surprise) so possible he trooned out as a shield.

View attachment 7013592

(I know a lot about this because the anti work interview was one of the funniest events for me.)

I seriously try to forget about that interview, that was such a bad idea

Pretty much embarrass himself I will never understand the anti-work movement

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Lmao now TIF’s are following the same trend as TIM's where last month by making videos about threatening to snatch partners away.

They really think that these comebacks are so clever.

Sadly in real life she looks like this. It's not malicious compliance goirl, everyone can see you're a mentally ill woman.


>womanlet
>big hips big ass
>tiny hands
>female stance
>bone structure so weak it looks like her face is melting, even in filtered shots.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Lmao now TIF’s are following the same trend as TIM's where last month by making videos about threatening to snatch partners away.

Telling men “I’m gonna steal your wife / girlfriend in the women’s bathroom” Ma’aam I don’t care if you look like Luigi, I’m not screwing a man with a vagina.

Hypothetically, If i went on a date with a TIF unsuspectedly , i would block their phone number after finding out. There are some hot transmen but i just couldn't get my mind around that kind of gay tranny sex. I do like women too though, but these type of ones lmao.

The thought of interacting with a trans body feels gross and i can't put my finger on it.

What is the obsession with these people wanting to hook up in an area where we shit & piss? So unsanitary and not a place where you’d want to chat at all.

They really think that these comebacks are so clever.

View attachment 7015524

I dunno, man, maybe it's the hat coupled with the height (or lack thereof), but it's giving 'Yosemite Sam'.

If I saw her in the bathroom, I'd half expect her to call me a rackin' frackin' varmint.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I do like women too though, but these type of ones lmao.

The thought of interacting with a trans body feels gross and i can't put my finger on it.

Agree. I love men and damn I love women as well, but they have to be either a man or a woman, not a weird mixture of random body parts

 

[Bloo]

Lmao now TIF’s are following the same trend as TIM's where last month by making videos about threatening to snatch partners away.

Telling men “I’m gonna steal your wife / girlfriend in the women’s bathroom” Ma’aam I don’t care if you look like Luigi, I’m not screwing a man with a vagina.

Hypothetically, If i went on a date with a TIF unsuspectedly , i would block their phone number after finding out. There are some hot transmen but i just couldn't get my mind around that kind of gay tranny sex. I do like women too though, but these type of ones lmao.

The thought of interacting with a trans body feels gross and i can't put my finger on it.

What is the obsession with these people wanting to hook up in an area where we shit & piss? So unsanitary and not a place where you’d want to chat at all.

They really think that these comebacks are so clever.

View attachment 7015524

This reminds me of my gay irl friend who claims he’s very pro-troon. As soon as I asked if he’d sleep with a trans guy with a vagina he said no, it’s almost like a person’s biological sex matters or something.

Someone I know on Facebook is troon positive so I get fed a drip feed of gross trannies in my recommended friends list. There will be more
View attachment 7013372

I have a few on my old Facebook account I need to investigate now.

 

[majorplayer]

Dresses like a clown. Says, "I punch nazis". Christian, black, AND jewish? This is why you don't race mix. It produces abominations like this. link
View attachment 6913368

If this is who I think it is...oh man. This person should have been a sideshow thread

 

[Timothy Troon]

Lmao now TIF’s are following the same trend as TIM's where last month by making videos about threatening to snatch partners away.

Telling men “I’m gonna steal your wife / girlfriend in the women’s bathroom” Ma’aam I don’t care if you look like Luigi, I’m not screwing a man with a vagina.

Hypothetically, If i went on a date with a TIF unsuspectedly , i would block their phone number after finding out. There are some hot transmen but i just couldn't get my mind around that kind of gay tranny sex. I do like women too though, but these type of ones lmao.

The thought of interacting with a trans body feels gross and i can't put my finger on it.

What is the obsession with these people wanting to hook up in an area where we shit & piss? So unsanitary and not a place where you’d want to chat at all.

They really think that these comebacks are so clever.

View attachment 7015524

That sink in the background is almost at her chest/scar tissue height lol

 

[Notorious AGP]

Rights for me but not for thee!:

 

[Nick Obre]

Trannies are in no place to be territorial about linguistics, given that they are some of the most authoritarian truth-crushers of all time, but calling themselves dolls gets daringly close to actual honesty. What's that? You admit to being nothing but a sexless, plastic facsimile of womanhood? Well, you said it, not me.

This paragraph is 10x better when you read it in Zizek's voice

Now, let me tell you something about these, what you call, 'trannies', they have no right, absolutely no right, no claim whatsoever, to be territorial about linguistics, about this sacred playground of meaning where we all play like little children! Why? Because, my God sniff they’re the ultimate authoritarian truth-crushers, the ones who smash reality into little pieces, and so on and so forth, and then demand we all applaud the wreckage! Yes, yes, the ruthless enforcement of rigid, rigid frameworks, "You must say this word, you cannot say that", as if language is some kind of gulag, a battlefield where only their Truth, capital T, gets to wave its little red flag! wipes nose They are like Stalinist bureaucrats, rewriting the dictionary, like some Party manifesto!

It’s almost Hegelian, this dialectical inversion sniff where the oppressed become the oppressors, but not in the way Marx would have it, no, no, this is far more perverse. They call themselves "dolls!" Dolls! wild hand wave What is this? What is a doll? sniff A plastic, sexless thing, a pure simulacrum, a facsimile of womanhood, trapped in what Baudrillard might call the hyperreal wipes nose like Barbie gone wrong, yes?

Now, let me digress, because I must sniff dolls, they’re fascinating, no? We give them life, we project our desires onto them, little girls playing house, little boys tearing their heads off, and so on and so forth. They’re empty vessels, pure signifiers waiting to be filled. And isn’t that what identity is, in the end? A kind of doll-making? We stitch together these bits and piece, gender, sex, language, culture, and so on and so forth, and pretend it’s natural, authentic, eternal, and so on and so forth. wipes nose But it’s not! It’s all a performance, a masquerade, as Lacan would say.

So, back to this wild gesture they call themselves "dolls," it’s not just a confession, it’s a provocation. They’re screaming "Yes, I am a sexless, plastic facsimile of womanhood, and so on and so forth, and so what?" It's not me saying it, no, no, I’m just the observer here, the idiot with the popcorn, but they admit it! wipes nose It’s Freud, pure Freud, the unconscious spilling out like vomit, "We’re not real, we’re fake, we’re the fetish!—and so on and so forth" And this, this is the tragedy, in their desperate grasp for authenticity, they stumble into the very void they seek to deny! “Look at us! We are dolls!” they cry, and I want to yell back sniff "Yes! Yes! You’re the commodity, the shiny little object of late capitalism’s wet dream!" But of course, you cannot say this, oh no, no, because to name the symptom is to risk the fury of the superegoic injunction.

It’s almost honest, and sniff daringly close to truth! But here’s the real truth long pause aren’t we all dolls? Aren’t we all these artificial constructs, piecing together our identities from the scraps of the symbolic order, pretending there’s a soul, in there somewhere? sniff Maybe they’re the brave ones, and it is we who are clutching this fantasy of a "real" self, who are the true liars.

So I say wipe nose, wild gesture embrace it! Let’s all confess: we are dolls, hollow and ridiculous, dancing on the strings of language and desire! Because in that admission, there is a mad, stupid freedom from this authenticity nonsense! sniff

Maaan, I wish I was good at impressions so I could record this. Brilliant.

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

https://xcancel.com/TidyWire/status/1855779086452584913#m

https://bsky.app/profile/sarahmackattack.bsky.social/post/3lippz5q6b22e

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Rights for me but not for thee!:

View attachment 7015922

Some pictures of the lovely Sicilian LithoLaura. Zero effort.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Some pictures of the lovely Sicilian LithoLaura. Zero effort.

View attachment 7016024View attachment 7016030

Gays for Palestine is like a fucking Monty Python sketch IRL.
I'd be happy to pay for any of these Troonified backbirths to fly out to Gaza to show their support in person.
One way only no doubt. The only flying they'll be doing once they get there is off a roof.

Thats if theres any roofs left intact in that fucking shithole at this point.