Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

2 or 3 years ago he would proclaim a couple drinks as a point of pride, now cutting back is a half a handle. I think we're at the end stage toobz

He'd limit himself to a "4 drink minimum" at his family's holiday dinner, to prove to them he's not an alcoholic.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

After that foot jump scare we need an eye wash so here's one that always gives me a chuckle.

 

[DocHoliday]

"I don't get McDonalds too often because it's bad for you" - Man who licks processed bacon grease product from his knife after spreading it on food hacks
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He'd limit himself to a "4 drink minimum" at his family's holiday dinner, to prove to them he's not an alcoholic.

You've got to love that retard logic. Just thinking about him showing up with his bogmead sludge jug to the family holiday gathering and then asking the family if they would like to partake is so funny to me.

 

[Hennimore]

You've got to love that retard logic. Just thinking about him showing up with his bogmead sludge jug to the family holiday gathering and then asking the family if they would like to partake is so funny to me.

The fact that everyone turned him down so instead of just dropping it he decided to start offering it to the children either out of spite or because he couldn't admit to himself that no one wants to drink his slop is even funnier. I can only imagine the amount of sighs that happen at the Saunders' family gathering every time they see Clint stroll in with Josh stumbling closely behind him.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

You've got to love that retard logic. Just thinking about him showing up with his bogmead sludge jug to the family holiday gathering and then asking the family if they would like to partake is so funny to me.

"wanna drink this skittles mead, I hacked in some vodka as well as some C4 and bud light"

I often think at any family event he sits on his own for the most part. He was never any good at dealing with people that well. You can watch all the stuff when he interacts and its mostly just him going "YEAHHHH, FUCK YEAHHHHH" "OHHH YEAAAAHH HAHAHA". Just mostly shouting greetings and then kinda nothing.

 

[California King]

The fact that everyone turned him down so instead of just dropping it he decided to start offering it to the children either out of spite or because he couldn't admit to himself that no one wants to drink his slop is even funnier. I can only imagine the amount of sighs that happen at the Saunders' family gathering every time they see Clint stroll in with Josh stumbling closely behind him.

We never heard confirmation that he offered it to children. IIRC that was something that started on the subreddit and continues being spouted as fact.

 

[Jizzrag]

Sorry for butting in, I was going trough my phone and found some old pics that might be greatly appriciated

Spoiler: Pics

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

We never heard confirmation that he offered it to children. IIRC that was something that started on the subreddit and continues being spouted as fact.

People should not forget this fact. We've seen no proof other than a Reddit post.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

People should not forget this fact. We've seen no proof other than a Reddit post.

And while Cobra is a literal retard, he's also very adamant about his videos containing alcohol to not be for children. I have a hard time believing that at his family gathering, around his parents, that he would offer booze to kids. I could see him offering it to Clint, Tanis, and his aunt and uncle, (as in; "I brought my mead if you would like to try it") but not the kids. Besides, whenever Cobra is at his family's house he usually parks himself outside behind the house in an alcove and sits there smoking and drinking the case of beer they provide to placate him while ignoring everyone. Last time they were essentially begging him to come inside and socialize and he refused. It's not like he's suddenly Mr Social when he's with his family.

 

[Hennimore]

We never heard confirmation that he offered it to children. IIRC that was something that started on the subreddit and continues being spouted as fact.

If that's the case then definitely my bad, I thought I remembered Josh confirming it but then again there is just so much content it's hard to remember every little detail.

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

 

[biggacracka]

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Ahoy, mateys, there be food hacks to plunder

 

[somevan712]

And while Cobra is a literal retard, he's also very adamant about his videos containing alcohol to not be for children

He has always insisted that alcohol is for 21 and up, including when Goldfinger was over his place. He has been consistent with this view.

Also, if the rumor started on Reddit and no substantial proof was given, then it's an unproven claim from someone more retarded than Cobra. The most likely situation is Cobra doesn't give his disgusting awesome mead drinks to children but gulps that sugar and rotten fruit sludge himself.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Also, if the rumor started on Reddit and no substantial proof was given, then it's an unproven claim from someone more retarded than Cobra.

Yeah, the end days of the subreddit attracted some of the absolute worst A-Logs I've ever seen for anyone outside of CWC himself. They were legitimately equating accidentally killing Mrs Green with full on and prolonged "animal abuse", I don't doubt for a second the giving kids alcohol shit was complete horseshit as well.

 

[Grizzlamic Bearrorism]

I remember that dumb fucking post about him offering the drinks to kids. Most people, myself included, thought it was an obvious LARP/bait post. The OP was talking about how they were cobra's relative and were at the party, but they couldnt provide a single bit of proof and eventually deleted the post.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The real Cobraverse was the homeboys and homegirls we made along the way.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Sorry for butting in, I was going trough my phone and found some old pics that might be greatly appriciated

Spoiler: Pics

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The ones with the headphones/hat combo crack me up.

 

[shaverinocory]

The garlic butter loop was the last hurrah for Cobes content.

Sorry for butting in, I was going trough my phone and found some old pics that might be greatly appriciated

Spoiler: Pics

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[Average CEO Respecter]

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The real Cobraverse was the homeboys and homegirls we made along the way.

Will AI bring back the double down? Will AI put us group homes?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Will AI bring back the double down? Will AI put us group homes?

Spoiler: ChatGPT weighs in

"AI might not have the power to single-handedly bring back the Double Down, but it can certainly help make a case for it! If enough people use AI to generate buzz—like online petitions, social media campaigns, and data-driven insights showing demand—KFC might take notice.

Want me to help draft a persuasive letter to KFC or create a social media campaign to rally support? Let’s make the Double Down comeback happen! "