Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[User 166848]

KingCobraJFS calls KiwiTapes a sicko while plastered off his ass

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

KingCobraJFS calls KiwiTapes a sicko while plastered off his ass

Congrats, you paid a retard to fuel his alcoholism.

 

[Ponzo]

Our BOY! is streaming nice and early, 8am his time. He's currently talking about addiction and how he feels bad asking youtube fans for money. Says he's gonna "work" for it by doing Cameos.
Also a happy birthday shot for Tony Iommi.

In one video he made sure to let everyone know he lowered the price for cameo shoutouts, now he is back to streaming.

Looks like our boy ran out of money.

He is so wasted he almost chokes on his food several times

 

[Bixby Snyder]

About halfway though that video, I realised I was just watching a drunk guy eat a slop sandwich while trying not to choke to death.

I’m starting to feel bad for him. I can only imagine how he feels on a normal day in between hangovers, his teeth, and just being harassed all day. He used to be an interesting character but now he’s a warning about the dangers of alcoholism.

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

About halfway though that video, I realised I was just watching a drunk guy eat a slop sandwich while trying not to choke to death.

I’m starting to feel bad for him. I can only imagine how he feels on a normal day in between hangovers, his teeth, and just being harassed all day. He used to be an interesting character but now he’s a warning about the dangers of alcoholism.

It really is a shame. I started paying attention to Cobra just before NaL got involved, even in that short of time it's felt like a big deterioration. I'm sure those of you who've watched him for much longer feel it too, but amplified

 

[sort pil]

I miss Chauncey from the Snakebones episodes, but he had the right idea by noping out. This is just sad now and it feels like watching snuff movies and I'm just waiting for the news he died choking on his vomit after another degenerate booze sesh. This downward spiral he's in has certainly skinned my shoes.

 

[Hard R]

extremely depressing video. daddy clint, are you watching? your boy is going to choke on his prosciutto

 

[ParasiteSteve]

extremely depressing video. daddy clint, are you watching? your boy is going to choke on his prosciutto

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Fuck me that is grim. I know its been said before, but I really think he is on his last legs with regards to his health. I hope its just a medical scare that gives him the kick up the arse needed to turn himself around. But I know the boy, and he will just keep going until some serious damage is done. Hopefully he doesn't die, but he may find himself in a care home if he carries on like this. Forget the group home, its straight to nappies and hourly moving to avoid bed sores.

 

[BlastMonk]

I miss Chauncey from the Snakebones episodes, but he had the right idea by noping out. This is just sad now and it feels like watching snuff movies and I'm just waiting for the news he died choking on his vomit after another degenerate booze sesh. This downward spiral he's in has certainly skinned my shoes.

This could be the final year KingCobraJFS is with us.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

extremely depressing video. daddy clint, are you watching? your boy is going to choke on his prosciutto

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reminds me of drunk david hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger

 

[BallBuster II]

Our BOY! is streaming nice and early, 8am his time. He's currently talking about addiction and how he feels bad asking youtube fans for money. Says he's gonna "work" for it by doing Cameos.
Also a happy birthday shot for Tony Iommi.
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He's getting hammered just as the sun rises and feeling sorry for himself, we're really eating good today.

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73 minute stream only brought in about $70, again give or take a few dollars. I wonder how much if any of those superchats he gets ever get charged back.

EDIT: Also, that Nikolai vodka he is drinking, it costs $12 for a 1.75L bottle. It might be the cheapest vodka I have ever seen, I don't even think a 1.75L of Leeds was that cheap.

 

[sort pil]

People (me included) were always "complaining" that he always spent so much money on gimmick alcohol like peach whisky and mango beers when he could buy, as you said, a handle of vodka for $12. Are we happy? We got what we wanted!!!

 

[BallBuster II]

People (me included) were always "complaining" that he always spent so much money on gimmick alcohol like peach whisky and mango beers when he could buy, as you said, a handle of vodka for $12. Are we happy? We got what we wanted!!!

You are right, but we are talking about some rotgut that costs on average $1 per 5 ounces. I know that if I or anyone else here drank even an 1/8 of that swill in a sitting/day we would be waking up completely hungover and useless. I feel like trash liquor like that takes way longer to metabolize and thus making the hangovers 10x worse.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I miss Chauncey from the Snakebones episodes, but he had the right idea by noping out. This is just sad now and it feels like watching snuff movies and I'm just waiting for the news he died choking on his vomit after another degenerate booze sesh. This downward spiral he's in has certainly skinned my shoes.

I'm going to be sad when Seizure packs it up, which I'm guessing is soon. I hope he can cover something else as he's legit too talented to scurry off. Too bad he wasn't into aloggin Ralph although a Seizure style 3D render of the gunt would be horrifying.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I'm going to be sad when Seizure packs it up, which I'm guessing is soon. I hope he can cover something else as he's legit too talented to scurry off. Too bad he wasn't into aloggin Ralph although a Seizure style 3D render of the gunt would be horrifying.

Seizure departing will be the true death of the Cobraverse.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

We have some ways to go yet, he ain't packing it in unexpected like.

"Well YouTube, I had to go to the hospital because I was puking blood, which is pretty goth to be honest. Ozzy went to the hospital once, but I digress. I have to be on this drip but I told the nurse my custom wizard jeans are already drip haha yes. They told me if I don't stop drinking I could get delirious tremends. I told her honey, JESSICA BOYLE already make me delirious tremendously dood"

 

[biggacracka]

This could be the final year KingCobraJFS is with us.

"The 666th age has entered it's final days, toobz. It is what it is"

 

[bonified retard]

I miss Chauncey from the Snakebones episodes, but he had the right idea by noping out. This is just sad now and it feels like watching snuff movies and I'm just waiting for the news he died choking on his vomit after another degenerate booze sesh. This downward spiral he's in has certainly skinned my shoes.

I know he's said that several times, but he did not nope out of the cobraverse. He's still watching cobra videos on twitch, as recently as 4 days ago. Looks like he even watched the ellen bitesize doc last week.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

From what I remember Seizure said Chauncey stopped Snake Bones because it was like a 4+ hour process to make them PLUS the prep work and he got burned out.

 

[ASeabear8952]

From what I remember Seizure said he stopped Snake Bones because it was like a 4+ hour process to make them PLUS the prep work and he got burned out.

He said in a community post yesterday that more Snake Bones is coming soon. The bad news is in the same post is that he also thinks we’re nearing the end of times.