News just in: Staph is a heartless bitch.
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are a dick. Get your head from up your ass.
"Oh my god, my dad is such a giant inconsiderate asshole. He decided to call me on the phone all crying and shit, for a second he had me alarmed that something was seriously wrong. Then when he finally spits it out, some bullshit about my mom's aggressive cancer is all it fucking was!! He should know perfectly well by now that he needs to be mindful not to do or say anything that
isn't exactly what I want might risk triggering
a tard rage tantrum muh anxiety. The last thing I need is to have some old geezer trauma dump on me about his insignificant problems, I'm already consumed with 'anxiety' over shit that actually matters, like current public opinion regarding trannies, or that some obscure New Zealand agriculture website allows a dozen anonymous randos to ignore my preferred pronouns and call me a fat retard."
Hey Staph, you know those tweakers downstairs you've been deliberately antagonizing? The ones prone to psychotic screaming around the clock, and who have such poor control of their temper that they smashed up their own belongings because of a football game? Your parents are your sole line of defense preventing them from just shanking you to death, rolling your corpse under your bed, and cashing your social security checks until someone notices. If your parents weren't confronting shitty neighbors, going full "I want to speak to a manager" every time another tenant mildly gets on your nerves, and replenishing your pocket money each time you get scammed, the tweakers might've done exactly that when you barged into their living space to threaten them with a taser. Staph owes the elder Cianfriglias a lot, but the they would probably be over the moon if Staph just fucking said "thank you" to them even one single time.
tl;dr Staph is a dogshit excuse for a human being, but this isn't really new information.
The whole "unpaid hard labor on a farm will cure your mental illness" thing is such a retarded take that I'm surprised it came from someone older than six years old, but honestly? I'd like to see the Internet's various coombrained troons be shipped to one. If you identify as something other than your birth sex and spend any significant amount of time talking online about your fetishes, off you go to the farm.
I don't think it'll "cure" anything, but at least they'll have served some kind of purpose and contributed to some kind of positive end result.
Staph's a druid, right? She'll love communing with nature!
I'm not going to pretend it's some kind of panacea for legitimate, severe mental illness, but out of the number of people who supposedly have depression, anxiety, or ADHD, I think the vast majority of those really would be effectively cured if they quit talking to therapists (most of that is just a trumped-up life coach scam where they try to fill your mind with cancerous garbage) and had to spend a year or two working on a farm. It's not as retarded as it sounds. For every case of a person actually needing and benefiting from some kind of psychiatric medication, there are fifty who get little to no benefit from it and could be weaned off with zero issue. Any mental issue, if they even actually have one, is because they need fresh air and sunlight, physical exercise that doesn't feel boring and pointless, work that gives you a tangible sense of purpose and value, and a sense of real community where everyone humbles themselves and makes a valued contribution towards a common goal. I mean shit, Jim Jones wouldn't have been such a successful cult leader if people didn't find
something about that kind of life legitimately appealing.
Of course, if we really tried this it would be a corporatized mess that leans hard into blowing smoke up people's asses to inflate customer satisfaction ratings and attract more paypigs, cut every corner to save money until it becomes obvious to people that they're doing pointless busywork and the whole thing is a farce, people end up there strongly against their will and the staff eventually winds up using chemical restraints (ie, drugging people) to bend their will anyway, it ends up as more or less a massive grift to abuse and exploit people for labor and insurance money, or some combination (maybe all) of the above. So, yeah, it's still absolute pie-in-the-sky bullshit to think this could possibly be implemented at scale in a way that isn't almost entirely counterproductive.
