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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 45 44.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 11 10.8%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 46 45.1%
  • Total voters
    102
Rage Pig said:
He may have tried to impress her with his e-celeb stories and pawpaws ring and she sees a gringo with a pocket full of yankee dollars to leech off.
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Has she seen the tin-roofed, piss bottle filled crack shack yet? Or the Memphis Micro?
Rage Pig said:
This looks more like his Pantsuela arc. Men don't waste money on a fancy restaurant if they just want to have sex with a prostitute.
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Unless they're Russell Greer then he'll take them to exquisite establishments like Olive Garden and Cold Stone Creamery.
 
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>Slim 178lbs Aryan God
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Piggy with triple titties and a quadruple chin.'

Also, those glasses are womanly. These types of glasses only work on men that's on the "feminine side" of looks. Not Ethan Oliver Ralph. 🤮
 
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Rage Pig said:
Where could these two have met? I think in rehab, timing checks out. He may have tried to impress her with his e-celeb stories and pawpaws ring and she sees a gringo with a pocket full of yankee dollars to leech off.
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I 100% agree with this. And to give Ralph some credit… When you look like Ralph, you have to get what you can get and honestly the only thing Ralph could get right now is strung out crack whores.

unironically knew a guy who would joke about picking up girls at rehab because they were “as easy as picking up women outside a planned parenthood”. Later, we found out that he wasn’t joking and he did this all the time…
 
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Looking at that menu, just those three items visible on the table tally up to $938 - assuming that's Mexican Pesos, that rounds to US$46. Not stingy, but...economical, notwithstanding his dish is twice the cost of the one I'm guessing his companion had.

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I know Ralph has a food thread but I'm going to assume he only willingly eats fish and green vegetables in the presence of a woman.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Where could these two have met? I think in rehab, timing checks out.
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This lines up too well to not be true. For Ralph's sake I hope it isn't true, because he is absolutely going to get murdered in his sleep if he's hooked up with some BPD chick.

Then again, a lot of strippers/OF "models" claim to be struggling artists so it could be a cope the same way Ralph calls himself a professional broadcaster.
 
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Vect said:
Looking at that menu, just those three items visible on the table tally up to $938 - assuming that's Mexican Pesos, that rounds to US$46. Not stingy, but...economical, notwithstanding his dish is twice the cost of the one I'm guessing his companion had.

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I know Ralph has a food thread but I'm going to assume he only willingly eats fish and green vegetables in the presence of a woman.
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I recall when his prized horse wife used to overcook him salmon with lemon wheels, seems like it was just yesterday.
 
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Vect said:
Looking at that menu, just those three items visible on the table tally up to $938 - assuming that's Mexican Pesos, that rounds to US$46. Not stingy, but...economical, notwithstanding his dish is twice the cost of the one I'm guessing his companion had.

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I know Ralph has a food thread but I'm going to assume he only willingly eats fish and green vegetables in the presence of a woman.
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I wonder why Ralph chose this particular restaurant...
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Sicko Hunter said:
Period reminder that Ralph has stated on more than one occasion his main reason for living and not putting a gun in his mouth is to spite his enemies. Not for his children, not for god, not for his family but solely to spite Amanda and his numerous enemies.
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What enemies? Jim stopped talking about him from pity and disgust. Gaydur? Who cares about him. Ralph ran from Matt Jarbo after he asked single question. Jesse? He's in a process of sucking up to him. No pissing on his brother grave in near future. Spic faguentes? He's trying to suck up to him as well without any significant result
 
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