DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Free Jasper]

He's effectively saying any game or any part of a game that can be simulated in real life is pointless because you can just go do it yourself.

Shit, nobody tell him how popular The Sims is.

Although I suppose that involves having friends round and talking to people you live with, both very unrealistic to Phillip.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Another total meltdown about how shit fighting games are now cause of pattern play and meta shit. In reality back in the day SF2 was like the most broken pattern play game and DSP himself just abused broken Vega wall dive mixups and his huge claw range on normals.

Or play the broken port that allowed the even more broken champion edition m. bison no charge kick.

 

[FormerPro]

You tell me what's looks more like a pattern, all the Cammy's that whoop Phil in SF6 or the first 25 seconds of the above video (Phil on the right playing DJ).

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Not sure! But when he starts with the hyper-fixated stuff I want him to lose his channel.

It's because (as usual) Phil just has to be a massive coward about it, refusing to be accountable for anything at age 42 like a spoiled toddler.
We all know what he wants to say, but he's too much of a pussy to actually say it and commit to it.

He e-begs and guilt-trips people? He's just playing, guys, don't take it seriously.
He says developers should be fired and throws a tantrum because he got beat in a videogame? It's just a character, he's not a whiny manbaby.

Same with his insults. We all know what he means.
Hyperfocused = Autistic
Mentally stunted = Retarded
Sissy = Faggot
If you disappeared/if Thanos snapped you... = Kill yourself

We all know what he means, but he's too much of a coward to actually say it and you know he boils inside because he wants to call Justin Wong a fat chink or say that Tevin is a nigger, or to tell Doody to kill himself. He basically wants to be edgy because he can't muster a more intelligent insult beyond racial slurs and telling people to get cancer and die. We all know he's racist and hates minorities, we know he hates mentally ill people, we know he hates women and gays and we know he has revenge fantasies where he's rich and sues detractors (and you just know he daydreams of ruining their lives to the point of suicide).

Phil is a sissy, he can't even hate properly, and he sure as shit can't take the hate. What an actual fucking faggot.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Another total meltdown about how shit fighting games are now cause of pattern play and meta shit. In reality back in the day SF2 was like the most broken pattern play game and DSP himself just abused broken Vega wall dive mixups and his huge claw range on normals.

I love how the only example of "good fighting games" he listed when proving that fighting games were better back in the day was just Super Turbo. Anyone who has played fighting games even just casually for just half as long as he has could think of at least a dozen other fighting games as proof that they were better than the modern slop. It's always been a bit of a joke to say that Phil wants literally every fighting game to be Super Turbo but he has become beyond parody.

 

[shekelshoah666]

You tell me what's looks more like a pattern, all the Cammy's that whoop Phil in SF6 or the first 25 seconds of the above video (Phil on the right playing DJ).

Look at that totally balanced chip damage from the blocked fireball and yet somehow DSP still loses when that is a heavily DJ favored matchup.

Anyone who played old fighting games knows nothing has changed and everyone still does "pattern play" like they have always done.

 

[johnkimble123]

You tell me what's looks more like a pattern, all the Cammy's that whoop Phil in SF6 or the first 25 seconds of the above video (Phil on the right playing DJ).

There's something funny about Phil's whole strategy has always been "build meter" and force a super, not when it's strategic just I have super thus I need to do super. God forbid a player counters a super, that's like an act of war.

(Yes I realize building meter is a part of every game since Super Turbo but the way Phil does it is specially dented)

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

He's effectively saying any game or any part of a game that can be simulated in real life is pointless because you can just go do it yourself.

So what's the complaint? Phil can play any game as long as it doesn't involve e-begging, ordering doordash, drinking and whaling on shitty gacha games. He certainly can play walking sims about making friends since Phil doesn't have any and John Rambo still won't answer to his calls.

Lmao the fuck is he doing sliding into RTUs ex's DMs

And Craig's. I guess he wanted a second interview with Craig or one with Rich's ex. Now, imagine the absolute meltdown if Leanna or Kat ever did one with, say, Doody. Or to be more accurate, if John or Howard did.

Also, little side-note, but why is Phil talking to another woman? He's married man, dood!
Oh wait, it's to talk about man. Fag.

In reality back in the day SF2 was like the most broken pattern play game and DSP himself just abused broken Vega wall dive mixups and his huge claw range on normals.

Also his precious MvC2. Only reason Phil is somewhat good at it is because he spams the ridiculously broken MSS like every other sweaty cocksucker did back in the day, and you can tell he only went to curbstomp noobs because every time someone plays top tiers against him he's completely helpless.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Phil can't banter, be funny, or insult anyone. His comedy is saying dick, ass, shit. All he can throw at you is, "you = bad thing".

Phil's mind is incapable of abstraction. It's why he seems so fucking dumb too. He can't see or think past the surface level of ANYTHING.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

He his wearing his Chris Chan shirt today. Must be serious.

 

[Pickle Man]

You tell me what's looks more like a pattern, all the Cammy's that whoop Phil in SF6 or the first 25 seconds of the above video (Phil on the right playing DJ).

Im surprised that DSP play as a black man instead of the fat guy in a thong. Dear god, only dsp would get his ass kick by a guy on 1% health while on full health. Not only that but he fucking pause in the middle of getting his ass kick too

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He his wearing his Chris Chan shirt today. Must be serious.

Not serious enough that he couldn't help but show his Discord again...after he ragged on Rich yesterday for doing the same thing.

Professional stream here.

 

[GodModule]

Not serious enough that he couldn't help but show his Discord again...after he ragged on Rich yesterday for doing the same thing.

Professional stream here.

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Wonder what he was talking to James Chen (Jchensor) about. He's a fighting game commentator

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Wonder what he was talking to James Chen (Jchensor) about. He's a fighting game commentator

The usual prestream garbage. He's changed, he's in a renaissance, please tip me...

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil hits 25 minutes till clock-out time, then acts like a true addict of playing blackjack, losing, waddling to the ATM, and repeats till it's time to leave. I usually avoid his Yakuza playthroughs because they're worse than normal, but that was one hell of an ending.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

1) "Why hang out wtih friends in this game when you can do it irl?"
You don't have friends, Phil.

This is the same idiot that once said he "doesn't have time for friends." and that his presence on the internet has pretty much isolated him from making friends. No, Phil. You did that by your own actions by being a selfish piece of shit "That doesn't give a fuck about anyone but themselves." to quote Howard, who you said so yourself that you two were "never friends." (Howard) was John's friend and Howard was more of an acquaintance.

Also, what would you do if some poor shumuck was to make friends with you? We know you'd use them for content and probably use them as a tips goal, along with shouting them out on your channel, a la Respect The Pack, instead of throwing a few bucks their way as a show of appreciation for gas and wear and tear on their car, etc....

Anything to get your hooves on that cash, am I right Phil?

 

[00R-Gundam]

Currently DSP is melting down over Lost Records saying it simulates real life stuff that anyone can do so it sucks also it could be dangerous cause you might not go get friends in real life.

Legit insane. "Why was this game even made? does it even serve a concrete purpose? I'm not sure" I don't even know what to say anymore this dude is dented beyond belief.

He's effectively saying any game or any part of a game that can be simulated in real life is pointless because you can just go do it yourself.

By this dumb fucking logic, why would he play GTA6 when he can go out and do the same things like in the game.

 

[Kheapathic]

By this dumb fucking logic, why would he play GTA6 when he can go out and do the same things like in the game.

It's time like this I hate, because I'm in concurrence with DSP, but, hopefully not in the same mental fuckery as him. One of the reasons I play videogames; because the shit in the game literally doesn't exist IRL (dragons, magic, space pirating, etc), the other is you can do it IRL, but it's gonna come with a heavy cost (jailed, getting shot by police). But I don't say it in such a weird way; why don't I play sports games or watch sports; because if I really enjoyed it, I could go find people and we could chase balls around. I understand his point, but like most things, he says it in the dumbest fucking possible way.

 

[johnkimble123]

Also his precious MvC2. Only reason Phil is somewhat good at it is because he spams the ridiculously broken MSS like every other sweaty cocksucker did back in the day, and you can tell he only went to curbstomp noobs because every time someone plays top tiers against him he's completely helpless.

He's the shittiest Magneto player I've ever seen. I've never seen somebody open with Magneto and fail to kill at least one character as much as Phil. The only way he ever wins is by using top tier + BB Hood + Tron against people who don't know how to punish assist spam. I guess he can juggle people into Cable's super but that's like, Level 1 tech.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

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Dude has had Discord for years and is only in 3 servers. What an absolutely depressing life this dude lives, I wish he'd blow his head clean off!

And why is Becky in his DMs?? Was Phil really tryna slide on another BBW?? Quick, someone tell Khet she has competition!!

"Hello Becky, milady. You looked very dashing on Lolcow Queens last night. I'd love to fly you out here using money I get from my autistic whales when Khet is at work. I myself am a former fighting game player, and I'm good friends with Triple P (or Pig Pussy Pounder, that's what I call him. Please reply to this message, my queen!)