Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
Kayla sure was seeming to be manipulative in the comms we have seen between her and Aaron.
IF it was Kayla. It sure didn't sound like her.

There is enough smoke to believe he impersonated Kayla on Locals and, possibly, April on Twitter. The DMs that Aaron read from "Kayla" do not sound remotely like her. IIRC, Aaron didn't think it was Kayla either.

“My daughter wants to play volleyball!”
Thanks for making that point.

They keep their girls in dance which is highly feminine and sometimes sexual/fetishized (see Cuties trailer). Dance tends to be a feeder for cheerleaders (Kayla) and we know how sexualized that "sport" has become. (And, yes, there is a lot of athletic talent - especially gymnastically - with cheer, but we've all seen the grinding videos.)

No benefit anymore for him to stream.
Particularly if a divorce arc is incoming. We know that Kayla would have a battle to access funds from the trust (the funds that appear to sustain them atp). Anything he earns on the Internet? 50/50 - approximately, if there's a divorce. Nick knows that. He has no incentive.

Back during the heydey of the Depp and Rittenhouse trials when he'd stream he'd earn literal 5 figures off of superchats telling him how smart and great he is and he could get drunk doing it.
Oddly, I never considered that. He didn't particularly NEED the funds from Depp/Rittenhouse. He wanted the love.

That love - even from fans - has mostly dissipated. Except for 20-30 die-hard retards, most of his fanbase is pretty beaten down. See ArtTheClown and CGoody.
 
IF it was Kayla. It sure didn't sound like her.

There is enough smoke to believe he impersonated Kayla on Locals and, possibly, April on Twitter. The DMs that Aaron read from "Kayla" do not sound remotely like her. IIRC, Aaron didn't think it was Kayla either.
Nick has an advantage in this situation since we would never be able to distinguish between his style of writing and that of a BPD spiraling woman.
 
Oddly, I never considered that. He didn't particularly NEED the funds from Depp/Rittenhouse. He wanted the love.

That love - even from fans - has mostly dissipated. Except for 20-30 die-hard retards, most of his fanbase is pretty beaten down. See ArtTheClown and CGoody.
Nick wanted to live the Juju the Cow fantasy:

A free-wheeling, hedonistic lifestyle with no responsibilities. No kids, making tons of cash, constant drugs, having an army of fans willing to harass your ex cohost, and fucking random women (and men). You can see this when he tried (and failed) to do standup comedy, 100% an attempt to emulate Juju.

Unfortunately, Juju is more cursed than the Sonichu medallion and he ruins the lives of everyone he comes into contact with. Nick, Maddox, Ralph, Coach Redpill, Mintsalad, Digibro, Asterios, all ruined by Juju's bad juju.
 
The fact he can’t see how these public revelations have exposed her to even more humiliation and loss of dignity
Than what? Than him going live in front of what used to be ten thousand people then and talking about how her body's been destroyed? He delivered the kill shot long ago, she's just a husk and a prop now for whatever he wants. She's complicit though, anybody with any sense of self worth would have walked away and torched his ass right then and there.
 
Than him going live in front of what used to be ten thousand people then and talking about how her body's been destroyed?
If Qayla is so awful and destroyed, why doesn’t he leave?
Do Nick's two remaining brain cells realize that if Qayla is as terrible as he says she is, and he stays, then it makes him look like an idiot?
 
If Qayla is so awful and destroyed, why doesn’t he leave?

Because its not actually about her body. Its about Nick gaslighting her into her seeing the "sacrifices" Nick has made in his own life because of those kids she wanted. I would imagine at one point in time it was also about guilting her into going along with certain things Nick wanted to do. It would be similar to Nick's stories from the bible which all seem to be about convincing other people to go along with things that Nick already wants to do.

I mean Nick inverting the situation and making the physical consequences his wife suffered in pregnancy into a narrative where Nick was one who really suffered would be an incredibly Nick sort of thing to do. It would also be very "Kayla" to buy into that sort of thing.
 
In other news, I'm not above baiting:

HEY, NICK! Your buddy Quarter Pounder (constantly in your chats) AND Taylor Lorenz who you screamed about was on Piers Morgan! This was after an interview with the former PM of the UK.
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Piers would have loved you. ... So... was it worth it?
 
If Qayla is so awful and destroyed, why doesn’t he leave?
Do Nick's two remaining brain cells realize that if Qayla is as terrible as he says she is, and he stays, then it makes him look like an idiot?
He stays for the kids. Just another sacrifice for the kids' sake. Father of the year material, innit?
 
At one point, Aaron speculated that Kayla was Balldoman's Ghislaine Maxwell, his madame to keep Aaron occupied while Nick made off with April. IDK, I don't know they have enough braincells between the lot for that to be true, but Kayla sure was seeming to be manipulative in the comms we have seen between her and Aaron.
Probably because they were all ghostwritten by Nick.
 
He stays for the kids. Just another sacrifice for the kids' sake. Father of the year material, innit?
There's probably some agreement that if he divorces his wife he stops receiving money from his family. There's literally no other reason I'd see him staying

Probably because they were all ghostwritten by Nick.
The twist is that in person Kayla is a braindead zombie and Aaron actually fell in love with Kayla because of those messages
 
I think the key to his life is what he said to Aaron (I think) in a rare moment of clarity: "It feels like all my life I've just been buyimg friends".
I’m sure that’s 100% true and his family suddenly coming into wealth while he was in college ensured it has been a problem his entire adult life…but it is one he chose.

One could, ofc, could refuse to take advantage of family wealth but that’s not realistic. What Nick did was choose to be the big (or rich) fish in a small bowl.

Nick also prefers having the leverage in a relationship. I don’t think he can tolerate situations, or relationships, where he doesn’t feel superior or in control of the dynamics. He wants to be the nice guy that everyone is indebted to or needs and must treat with deference. I think this is why he bailed out of Lawtube when suddenly the field widened and competition increased. If he couldn’t be the top dog he didn’t want to participate. His ass was chapped when others did well or didn’t require his patronage.

Most people with a certain level of wealth move to areas where they are among other people of a similar economic status. This helps there be a feeling of general equality with friends and neighbors. Therefore you don’t have the worries of someone being a friend only in hopes of financial benefit or need. The Reiketa’s were probably one of the wealthiest families that lived full time in Spicer. There are other wealthy families in the area, but most don’t live there full time.

In a small town you are known and people would have known the Rekieta family and been aware they had “means” well above the average, if Kayla’s family didn’t brag all over town about their daughters marrying an heir. Rekeita could have lived in Houston, a Minn suburb or a thousand other places were their affluence would never have been known or noticed. They could have been just another upper middle class family among many driving the mid-life crisis sports car and $80k Tahoe.

Nick wanted to be the big fish in a small bowl, but was then dissatisfied and paranoid ppl were nice to him because of his money. (Until they weren’t and called out his BS, money or not.)
Not really. He never did that. We looked up his actual litigation record and it reflected a solo with a trickle of clients.
I know KF was aware of his background but I’m talking his YT fanbase. He was “famous YT lawyer” to that crowd and they took him seriously. He might as well be Clarence Darrow to the general public, there is no discernment or bothering to look beyond the YT bio.

Honestly Nick turned me off early on because the whole Vic thing. He was obviously telling a bunch of people what they wanted to hear, not any legal reality. The pandering put me off and I didn’t pay much attention again until he got so big with the Depp trial and got normie YT fame…and I figured he was doing the same thing. Pandering to Depp fans this time instead of Vic fans.
Not for a lack of trying on his part, considering he still describes himself as a lawyer/ owner of a firm despite not being eligible to practice* and the firm not existing as an entity.

* last I checked, a few weeks ago
Eta: confirmed:

Image from @Fapcop's comment making my point:
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Basically getting a 3rd rate law degree and passing the bar is the height of Nick’s legal career. A “real lawyer” on YT agreed with my thinking/opinion” is all the general public on YT usually after and Nick could tech give them what they wanted. (Worthless) Validation from a real lawyer.

I think “Lawyer” will probably be engraved on his tombstone at this point.
 
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(Notice how we never hear: “My son is really into X book!” Or “My daughter wants to play volleyball!”)

And the “exceptional” part is just par for the course for a narc. His kids serve little purpose except reflecting positively on himself.
As with many narcissistic fathers, it’s pretty much guaranteed the children themselves never hear about how “special” they are. Nick will go on and on to internet randos about how great his kids are as a means of inflating his ego, but I’d bet money the kids themselves never hear anything close to “I’m proud of you” from their dad with the same frequency, if at all.
 
So, it appears, Nick picked up the subpoenas at the Sheriff's office (2201 NE 23rd St). Fine. He said as much in the PrettyAntisocial chat.

I'm autistically confused about the differences in the forms, though.

Kayla's:
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Why doesn't his form name her? Was she not there? Aren't subpoena's meant to be served in person? Can a husband pick up a subpoena for their wife? Paging @Potentially Criminal. (Some of us worry for her.)
 
There's probably some agreement that if he divorces his wife he stops receiving money from his family. There's literally no other reason I'd see him staying
I think Nick is a semi-closeted gay man and so there is the question to be asked, why doesn't he just go off and be gay on his own. But I think he is also experiencing twink death and probably is anxious about the prospect of not being partnered. Kayla is his fallback and since she will tolerate him having sex with other people, he doesn't lose anything by being with her. Being married also guarantees he always has someone around to blame for his problems. The whole 'I will be us' thing is IMO more an indication of his control in the relationship, not necessarily Kayla's failure to act. If he is 'us' then any one of his flaws can be, in his mind, somehow caused by her.

There may be consequences regarding the trust for ending things but he does have a plausible motive to keep her around. It's likely the same motive as the start of their relationship.
 
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Not really. He never did that. We looked up his actual litigation record and it reflected a solo with a trickle of clients.
Yeah, in 2019, during Weebwars, I think many of us were just content he was *a* lawyer, and that he was saying the right things. Especially since, early on, KickVic was trying really hard to claim he wasn't a lawyer at all. I think we all knew he wasn't really much of one.

In retrospect, that was a mistake. We should have looked at his credentials with a more critical eye. Especially concerning how high profile the Vic thing was.

Edit: I want to add this because it was a random Kiwi Farms quote and I thought it was funny and relevant:
“Judge Pussy Liquor is a bit of a cutie 🥰
That's @SargonF00t, in this thread. He's very proud of making random.txt.

AND Taylor Lorenz who you screamed about
TBF, Null does that too. Journo TayTay is a lying cunt that lies about the Farms. Fuck her.
 
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