Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Slavic Patronym]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #4​

Jack: I don't know if I'd feel very comfortable sending my kid, after raising them properly for all those years, out into the world.

What a loser fucking take. What exactly is the point of raising someone well just to keep them restricted to their own backyard forever? You arm your kid with knowledge and principles so they can fly when they leave the nest. Not so they hopefully never leave at all, because god forbid they encounter adversity and have to learn a trade and make their own way instead of sitting around all day ragequitting Fortnite in their dirty Lakers jersey.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #4​

(02/24/25)

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Jack's brain damage is on full display as he spends an entire video slurring through one sentence's worth of a Google article about the Amish. Zzzzzzz.

 

[Adamska]

Jack's brain damage is on full display as he spends an entire video slurring through one sentence's worth of a Google article about the Amish. Zzzzzzz.

I'd not be shocked if he using these snoozers to test on focusing solely on Yapping. I'd also not be shocked if he starts focusing on his Fs as in Fat streams over the other crap given he seems to have given up even cooking beyond the sulking attempts to lie to himself about celebrity.

But yeah, this was the worst month he's done in ages. I think the AI recipe gimmick and the Freeze Dryer garbage were the only ones worse.

 

[BestFriendsAnimalSociety]

I realize Tams is the one doing the actual work but why the fuck mash bananas with a fork instead of potato masher or try to mix viscous ingredients together with a fork instead of a big wooden spoon?

 

[p1138]

I'd not be shocked if he using these snoozers to test on focusing solely on Yapping. I'd also not be shocked if he starts focusing on his Fs as in Fat streams over the other crap given he seems to have given up even cooking beyond the sulking attempts to lie to himself about celebrity.

But yeah, this was the worst month he's done in ages. I think the AI recipe gimmick and the Freeze Dryer garbage were the only ones worse.

It's probably his idea of a short form video, seeing that youtube is pushing shorts(and has been for ages now) while having no fucking understanding of content creation.

 

[abobe]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #4​

(02/24/25)

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20 seconds prior to hitting record, Jack asked AI and tried to remember everything it told him so he could parrot it. What an incoherent mess of a series, glad that shit is over.

"Do Amish people leave their family"

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Rumspringa is pretty well documented and well known. Good work Jack.


If Jack is unwilling to do Kosher month, than maybe he should do Lenten Month! He can have Fat Tuesday to kick it off (just like every Tuesday). Then he can give up vegetables (I give up Kale every lent). The only problem is no MEET on Friday’s. (Red meat in the loosest of definitions, but hopefully a handful of pescatarian fridays don’t ruin Jack’s figure). Then he can celebrate returning to normal liturgal calendar by the pagan ritual of dying ayyygs, sacrificing chogolate bunnies, consuming ham and pierogies or Mexican street corn, Good Friday sales on Amazon ,and other fun fertility rights!


Jack is woefully uninformed of the Catholic Church by his own admission. I think it would be a wonderful form of community outreach to better understand the largest denomination in The world and experience their bizarre customs first hand! Don’t worry Jack you won’t have to take Communion as you’d be forbidden to accept it! And believe me Jack, we have no desire to evangelize you. You’ll be happier with Jeremy and his lazer light metal show and Starbucks. But you are welcome if you wish to make a commitment.

 

[AltisticRight]

These "weird animal" studies that sound funny and disposable to the average Amerifat peasant like Jack are important to modern medicine.

And fortunately, or unfortunately, advancements in modern medicine is keeping worthless oxygen thieves like Jack Scalfatty alive. Billions of fruit flies were bred and died so Scalfatty wouldn't die from another stroke.

In my humble opinion, his life is worth less than a fruit fly.

 

[ADN_VIII]

This metaphor doesn't even make sense. If a person is working with fly testes (Drosophila researcher), then they're a biologist or biomedical researcher. That's a job that's as real as it gets. I have worked with professors whose entire career is based one some niche cell line in some niche small organism.

People who think that biological researchers are not actually working real jobs have *no idea* what those fields actually do for the modern world. Pretty much every advance in medicine and agriculture comes about by dudes and dudettes in lab coats going over genomes, or fly testes, or e. coli bacteria, and who knows what else every single day for years at a time.

But to pay the thread tax, Jack is fat and I would not sex him.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

What a loser fucking take. What exactly is the point of raising someone well just to keep them restricted to their own backyard forever? You arm your kid with knowledge and principles so they can fly when they leave the nest. Not so they hopefully never leave at all, because god forbid they encounter adversity and have to learn a trade and make their own way instead of sitting around all day ragequitting Fortnite in their dirty Lakers jersey.

Forcing your kids out into this shitty job and housing market without any assets to speak of is child abuse, you're exhibiting the boomer mentality of leaving your sons penniless genetic dead ends living a life of poverty because they're forced to spend all their money just to barely survive and as such are unable to build a nest egg or get a woman to reproduce with.

 

[Tingle]

Forcing your kids out into this shitty job and housing market without any assets to speak of is child abuse, you're exhibiting the boomer mentality of leaving your sons penniless genetic dead ends living a life of poverty because they're forced to spend all their money just to barely survive and as such are unable to build a nest egg or get a woman to reproduce with.

That's not really what I think @Slavic Patronym was getting at. There's a difference between raising your child to be well and capable but never letting them off on their own versus not raising your child at all and abandoning them without any skills, knowledge, or money.

 

[p1138]

Forcing your kids out into this shitty job and housing market without any assets to speak of is child abuse, you're exhibiting the boomer mentality of leaving your sons penniless genetic dead ends living a life of poverty because they're forced to spend all their money just to barely survive and as such are unable to build a nest egg or get a woman to reproduce with.

There's a big difference between abandoning them, and having them go learn how the world works while being supportive. Fatty has done the former with Garrett, and coddled Jr. into being another useless drain on society once he finally strokes out and tammy kicks the bucket.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

There's a big difference between abandoning them, and having them go learn how the world works while being supportive. Fatty has done the former with Garrett, and coddled Jr. into being another useless drain on society once he finally strokes out and tammy kicks the bucket.

Bro the Tammification of Briana will be complete long before then. She will dutifully wipe Junior’s ass, scarf down failure food for clicks and chubs, and dole out an annual birthday happy ending while getting her taco tickled by some woman going up for probation after graduating from the prison dog-grooming / religious indoctrination vocational program, while holding down two WFH contract comptroller gigs.


The worst thing of all….Qarolynn will outlive everyone in that family because she’s a nasty witch. She invited the Wendigo. She manifested ALL of the homosexual tendencies in that family. She constructed the shame-based control grid. Qarolynn is the impetus and inspiration for every move that family makes. She’s a broom-riding battle axe. The entire family was perfectly fine with Junior leading a closeted homosexual life until Qarolynn decided that it was right time for Junior to sire another closeted wigger, and she got right up on Bri and Junior’s face and let them know that she will take that house on thomas court back from them while being blamed as evil incarnate in their community if they don’t produce her a great grandspawn right fucking now. Q will ruin their lives at the drop of a bucket.

 

[p1138]

Bro the Tammification of Briana will be complete long before then. She will dutifully wipe Junior’s ass, scarf down failure food for clicks and chubs, and dole out an annual birthday happy ending while getting her taco tickled by some woman going up for probation after graduating from the prison dog-grooming / religious indoctrination vocational program, while holding down two WFH contract comptroller gigs.


The worst thing of all….Qarolynn will outlive everyone in that family because she’s a nasty witch. She invited the Wendigo. She manifested ALL of the homosexual tendencies in that family. She constructed the shame-based control grid. Qarolynn is the impetus and inspiration for every move that family makes. She’s a broom-riding battle axe. The entire family was perfectly fine with Junior leading a closeted homosexual life until Qarolynn decided that it was right time for Junior to sire another closeted wigger, and she got right up on Bri and Junior’s face and let them know that she will take that house on thomas court back from them while being blamed as evil incarnate in their community if they don’t produce her a great grandspawn right fucking now. Q will ruin their lives at the drop of a bucket.

So like I said, Jr will be a useless drain on society. You think Fatty isn't just because Tammy wipes his ass?

 

[The Stranger]

Jr will be a useless drain on society

He already is. Squatting in a hand-me-down house doing nothing except screaming gamer words at Fortnite while Tammy Jr raises another hellspawn Scalfatty.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Jack gets to enjoy at least some time with his grandchild before his Nth stroke finally does him in for good!

Inshallah he will not.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

There's a difference between raising your child to be well and capable but never letting them off on their own versus not raising your child at all and abandoning them without any skills, knowledge, or money.

There's a big difference between abandoning them, and having them go learn how the world works while being supportive.

Thanks, both! I was trying to say this.

@Woggie's child bride: I can see in a vacuum how my last comment might sound like Abe Simpson shaking his fist at a cloud. But in context I was talking about Jack's take on Rumspringa. I was not making a general statement about Boomers, Millennials, bootstraps, avocado toast, etc.

Re: Rumspringa, Jack's tone says he thinks the Amish would be better off not letting their children experience the real world. As if it's a bad idea to expose them to its temptations and vices after so much has been poured into raising them well.

What he's missing is that the literal whole point of raising someone well is to enable them to encounter temptations and vices and still make "the right choice." He misses this point because he's got the EQ and IQ of a mongoose, and cannot possibly comprehend how hearing and seeing things you don't already agree with could be good for you.

But the Amish, unlike Jack, do understand this, which is why they do Rumspringa at all. The Amish have so much conviction (also unlike Jack) that they encourage their next generation, at their most curious and hot-blooded, to experience non-Amish life -- baseball games, movie theaters, Halloween, porn, Chipotle, reruns of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, etc. -- and trust they will make "the right choice."

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If Jack is unwilling to do Kosher month, than maybe he should do Lenten Month! He can have Fat Tuesday to kick it off (just like every Tuesday).

If it was in Poland or areas with large Polish populations, it would be Fat Thursday as well (though that's every Thursday for fatass here). I'd call for his head if he fucked up latkes.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Inshallah he will not.

IDK... unless there's PDF file accusations I'm woefully ignorant of, this seems unnecessarily cruel for a relatively harmless cow. I'm no Jack expert though, so feel free to roast me as a faggot!

 

[The Stranger]

IDK... unless there's PDF file accusations I'm woefully ignorant of, this seems unnecessarily cruel for a relatively harmless cow. I'm no Jack expert though, so feel free to roast me as a faggot!

He has bragged about strangling his son.