It still amazes me that there are still idiots who think a candid photo op with barb will somehow make them the new Clyde cash or jason Kendrick Howell. Chris just turned 43! You can't change his dob. He's old, he's washed up, and the only thing anyone will say to him when he shows his face on streams is. "You raped your mom and are not Jesus."
Chris' middle age saga really is off to a dreary and dismal start. Yes I know it's technically not till age 45 or whatever but it's getting there.
Bro I know. Chris sometimes still does funny stuff, but mostly he stays holed up, just raking in cash. Last big thing I remember was when we all thought Flutter was pregnant, but it was fake and gay.
Moments when he clearly goes off-script are small blessings in the barren desert of the eternal current year.
Nope. But I didn't quote it right. It was, "I didn't raise a daughter."
fuck off back to reddit
but atleast you know you didn't fuck your momBarb out lived my mom and that's sad.
It's staged. People that have randomly knocked on her door had Barb barely peek out the door, yet this time Barb not only walked out to the road, but put on a nice hat, was chipper, didn't look confused about why they were there at all, and talked about Chris?
Even worse.
Of all the things you could've done that day, you decided to visit a dementia ridden incest woman for Internet validation. Hope it was worth it.
