Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
“Plight Man” cries out for art of Russ striking an 8-bit robot master pose.

It makes me think of the Always Sunny episode where Charlie tries to put on a musical. The Plightman Cometh would make for a pretty good title for a play/musical about Russel.

Russ wouldn't be a good poker player mainly because he is legitimately a stupid person.

Yes, even if he had absolutely no tells, he'd still lose because he's incapable of doing that math. It doesn't matter if your opponent can't get a read on you if he knows that statistically he wins the hand 87% of the time. Greer wouldn't understand how to bet in order to extract value on hands where he's stronger or anything else that elevates a person to the professional level.
 
Why are non-legal posts from this thread getting ported over to the locked legal thread?
 
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Why are non-legal posts from this thread getting ported over to the locked legal thread?
Because people keep sperging about the lawsuit and the legal thread here. The fact that the other thread is locked isn't a "go-ahead" to shit this thread up with irrelevant posts.
 
“Plight Man” cries out for art of Russ striking an 8-bit robot master pose.
Anyone around here good with pixel art? Would be hilarious to see this come to fruition.

A quick (shitty) AI version:
GreerRobotMaster.png
 
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Because people keep sperging about the lawsuit and the legal thread here. The fact that the other thread is locked isn't a "go-ahead" to shit this thread up with irrelevant posts.

I think you're being unreasonable. Keep the legal thread locked if you must, but any and all Greerspeak should be allowed here in the stupid lolcow thread, even if it touches on the lawsuit (as long as it doesn't give the retard ideas).
 
I think you're being unreasonable. Keep the legal thread locked if you must, but any and all Greerspeak should be allowed here in the stupid lolcow thread, even if it touches on the lawsuit (as long as it doesn't give the retard ideas).
I appreciate that the Jannies have difficult judgment calls to make here. We all like to sperge about case developments in real time but I guess we keep unwittingly give Shitlips ideas he could never come up with independently. Me not being a Burgerperson or a Lawyer means I don't always understand what I should and shouldn't be discussing.

We could always just have a DM group, but those are ripe for descending into weird shit. *sigh*
 
Fatal Walter just released the latest video in the Greer book series:
He starts it off with the obituary, which has since been deleted from the internet, no doubt Russ saw it in the thread and complained.
Kinda surprised that Greer hasn't attempted to DMCA strike Fatal Walter for reading his entire book on youtube.
 
I do have to wonder what the heck prompted the other thread to be locked. My conspiratorial mind immediately shifts to Russ doing something, or something big incoming, but it's probably just a need to clean out some shitposts that caused red flags or something.
 
I do have to wonder what the heck prompted the other thread to be locked. My conspiratorial mind immediately shifts to Russ doing something, or something big incoming, but it's probably just a need to clean out some shitposts that caused red flags or something.
Very smart people encouraging Russ to take actions detrimental to Null.
 
Very smart people encouraging Russ to take actions detrimental to Null.
I think Null said recently that one of Russ' filings came off as a direct reply to the thread and not anything actually happening in his litigation. I can see why that would piss him off.
 
To be fair you could give Greer twenty-seven eight-by-ten glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one on how to prosecute a lawsuit and he still wouldn't be able to figure it out. The Judge gave him videos on how to do stuff and he still didn't understand.
 
To be fair you could give Greer twenty-seven eight-by-ten glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one on how to prosecute a lawsuit and he still wouldn't be able to figure it out. The Judge gave him videos on how to do stuff and he still didn't understand.
Yes, and you could give a blind retard a gun, and maybe he won't even shoot it, and maybe he won't hit anything if he does pull the trigger. But maybe it's best to keep the gun away from the blind retard, yeah?
 
Will you still post updates to the locked thread when there are new filings or other important updates to the case?
anyone interested in this case (or any lolsuit) should have a pacer account or at least a courtlistener alert set up. The second one is free and easy. The first one is also kinda free if you don't go crazy (but even running the docket is like 6 pages now!).
Yes, and you could give a blind retard a gun, and maybe he won't even shoot it, and maybe he won't hit anything if he does pull the trigger. But maybe it's best to keep the gun away from the blind retard, yeah?
I think it's a good idea to 86 posts that effectively write motions for russ but there's a spectrum; I've seen posts with the most general legal concepts (googlable in 5 seconds) get memory holed. At some point it's hardly a forum when it's just pdf updates and "russ is dumb, 7".

That might be how it has to go but I think it's a shame. I suspect it will also lead to people being shocked when decisions don't go the way they seem to be 'predicted' by exclusion. (also I would like to see how your metaphor plays out, for science)
 
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