Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

It is easy to see why they had a "No Anal" policy in the Qover.

Press X to Doubt.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Kayla may very well be blindsided by the fact that she will be compelled to testify to her many sins. Is she hurling copies of Pawverbs across their cabinetless kitchen? We can only hope

Nick is busy trying to find the right drug cocktail to give her to keep her just lucid enough to testify but not enough she remembers or brings up the qover. I’m sure she’s unaware of anything that’s happening.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I was hoping the "person of suitable age and discretion" would be one of the kids, since they're the only adults in the house.

No please, Kayla already said she would be taking drugs with her kids when they reached the correct mental maturity.
I'd rather the Rekieta household went back to the legal definition of mature and stop dosing their kids, or worse.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

View attachment 7023701 You don’t think this is the face of sanity?

It truly takes a faggot to make five kids with that thing.
...
No offense @Fapcop

 

[Law]

I would love to be a lawyer grilling Nick about this.

This is funny, but how much do marriage vows actually matter in court? People who say "in sickness and in health" still leave because of sickness, people who say "till death" get divorces, I think most of the religious mumbo-jumbo in certain marriage vows doesn't actually matter in front of a judge.

This is why DSP hides his wife from the stream. Wives assume they're cute when they get on cam and it's not necessarily true at all.

A lot of male streamers are lumpy with weird facial expressions so why are we surprised when their wives are too? Like DSP is a fat goober, I'm not expecting him to marry a model.

It is easy to see why they had a "No Anal" policy in the Qover.

If cleaning your kitchen counters is too much bother, then you definitely don't want to be cleaning shit off your sheets (and dick).

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Interestingly, since picking up the subpoenas on the 19th, Nick's been silent save one repost of a Masterson tweet and this:


It's been almost 5 days.

Kayla may very well be blindsided by the fact that she will be compelled to testify to her many sins. Is she hurling copies of Pawverbs across their cabinetless kitchen? We can only hope.

Chances are high that Nick is getting grilled by Kayla and the family right now.
I would not be surprised if the case was dropped because Kayla requests it. She has NOTHING to gain from going through with this bullshit.

It was all orchestrated by Nick who is living out his revenge fantasy and all the people he roped in to fulfill it have since turned on him.
Nick very likely lied to all of them and claimed that "Aaron will take the misdemeanor plea and we never see a trial".

 

[Fapcop]

It truly takes a faggot to make five kids with that thing.
...
No offense @Fapcop

You’re really begging me to go to the good ol’ Kayla fap folder and fish out the pics of her from their wedding, aren’t you?

 

[Chazzed Up]

It truly takes a faggot to make five kids with that thing.
...
No offense @Fapcop

The crazy thing is from the Facebook pictures I've seen posted here from when the kids were little, she looked pretty normal. I mean same with Nick from years ago versus the finger-biting ghoul. Some would say it's the drugs but to me it looks like their appearance is morphing in accordance with the decay of their souls.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The crazy thing is from the Facebook pictures I've seen posted here from when the kids were little, she looked pretty normal. I mean same with Nick from years ago versus the finger-biting ghoul. Some would say it's the drugs but to me it looks like their appearance is morphing in accordance with the decay of their souls.

The Balldo is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
In keeping with the Star Wars theme going today.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It is easy to see why they had a "No Anal" policy in the Qover.

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I feel like these could be arranged into a "How are You Feeling" scale of 1-10.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The Balldo is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
In keeping with the Star Wars theme going today.

Same purpose basically. Nick would likely made the supporting sound effect when putting it on.


[EDIT] Hopefully fixed the gif.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

You’re really begging me to go to the good ol’ Kayla fap folder and fish out the pics of her from their wedding, aren’t you?

She was legit cute back then, agreed.

There is something about wedding photos-- everyone is so full of hope and promise, and it is actually sad to see how things have turned out for them, from that persepctive. But I am not going to get misty-eyed about either of them-- they are both irredeemable for the things they have inflicted on their children, and even more so for denying they have, in fact, inflicted anything at all on them.

 

[Swole McPole]

Press X to Doubt.

Pegging doesn't count, obv.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron is a sperg and deserves his year of humiliation but being acquitted will make Emo Rekieta and Pedo Melt seethe til their blue in the face. Fatty will immediately turn hard on Rekieta for new content. Rekeita might have a meltdown.

 

[Oxyjen]

It is easy to see why they had a "No Anal" policy in the Qover.

The sign says “No, anal?”

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

The sign says “No, anal?”

MONEY DOWN!

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

View attachment 7023701 You don’t think this is the face of sanity?

That's one ugly af cumsponge. I have no idea why anyone wants nudes of her in the first place.

Damaged goods. Useless mother. Married to a child drug abuser.
Ugh....

 

[Captain Manning]

It is easy to see why they had a "No Anal" policy in the Qover.

Which is another half-truth. Either Aaron and Nick did butt stuff, or Nick (at the least) wanted to do butt stuff, but they never got that far before the situation imploded. I was right about the drugs, infidelity, and swinging, and I'm calling that now.

The Balldo is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
In keeping with the Star Wars theme going today.

Stop stealing my shit.

Did any of you who voted for BMJ or Fatrick ever hear the tragedy of Cuck Rekieta the Alcoholic?

I thought not. It’s not a story that you would learn from the Bossman Jack and Fatrick threads. It’s a legend of the Rekieta thread.

Cuck Rekieta was a drunken lord of the Balldo, so coombrained he could use the Balldo to turn himself from a "friend of the Farms" into a Lolcow of the Year. He had such a lack of inhibition that that he even started palling around with Vito the Pedo. The Balldo is a pathway to many traits some consider to be... degenerate. He became such a gigantic FAGGOT the only thing he was afraid of was @Null not returning his shower calls.

Which eventually, of course, is what happened.

Unfortunately, he decided he wanted to "fuck the shit out of" some person on his Locals, and that person turned out to be a dude.

Ironic. He could throw shade on others being catfished, but could not save himself from the same fate.

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J/k

 

[Vibralldo]

Chances are high that Nick is getting grilled by Kayla and the family right now.
I would not be surprised if the case was dropped because Kayla requests it. She has NOTHING to gain from going through with this bullshit.

It was all orchestrated by Nick who is living out his revenge fantasy and all the people he roped in to fulfill it have since turned on him.
Nick very likely lied to all of them and claimed that "Aaron will take the misdemeanor plea and we never see a trial".

Makes sense. Imagine you're the parents/inlaws:

Nick's just humiliated the entire family. He's opened and almost ruined his marriage, allegedly gave his kids cocaine, been intoxicated on Livestream, got arrested, pled guilty, and wasted all his money on drugs, prostitutes, and worst of all, bad art to the point he's had to sell one of his 2 houses he got for free.

You've talked to him and he's assured you things will change and he's on the mend.

A month later he's publicly bragging about how his ex gay lover ate his cum and is now trying to force Kayla to pursue legal action to fuck with him, which will bring further embarrassing details about the inner workings of his and Kayla's degenerate sex lives to light.

 

[USAroXX]

Is it still likely they won't be able to get Geno and Keanu out to Stearns County in time? IIRC there may not be enough time for interstate extradition to take place, especially if the witnesses are uncooperative. I think Sean was talking about it on his streams.

Oh.
You would need minimum ONE Year for extradition, the objection prove it, then the no we have our own RP laws in this state. I am not even certain NY or NJ would allow for extradition on such a weak law. Plus If I am not mistaken the extradite stuff must happen between state AG to state AG. And to top it off. The ONLY way, I think, either state can extradite is IF the citizen is placed into custody in the first place. You cannot just go argue...hey...this rando citizen of YOUR state has committed no crime AND we have no authority to cross state lines to come get GENO but we want you to RED ROVER, RED ROVER, SEND GENO OVER... so some state actor needs to go pick up geno in order to hand off to the other state BASED UPON NO LAW VIOLATED.

Even I make no claim to be a constitutional expert BUT that scenario does NOT sound constitutional at all... like call in the black ops silent helocopters NOT