Post videos of people dying - Self explanatory really

I thought for sure that Mythbusters did an episode on this?
Mythbusters or not, there are multiple instances in Hollywood's history of people dying to "blanks". Brandon Lee meeting his end from a prop gun comes to mind, and there's also Jon-Erik Hexum who found out the hard way that confined gasses from a blank will gladly launch chunks of skull through your think-meat.
 
Wait a moment, the thing fallen off of the body afterwards was the head?
Holy fucking shit.

"My head! The helmet does nothing!"

During our weekend safety brief we were told repeatedly "Don't buy or ride a motorcycle. If you do, wear a helmet". Naturally some idiot gets hisself a crotch rocket.

1SGT was a former MP from Germany, and next Safety brief is in the Day Room so he can show us photos from the autobanh where some retarded soldier was doing they estimated 150, lost control, hit a car and became very literally a long red smear. But he was wearing a helmet, and some farmer like a quarter mile away finds the head, still helmeted, in his field and it eventually works its way back to the US military.

"And his head and face was completely unharmed. So you see privates, because this soldier was wearing a helmet, his Mother had something to bury. So while I cannot jack you up for just owning or riding a motorcycle, for your Momma's sake if I ever catch you so much as leaning on one without a helmet you will have extra duty until you ETS."
 
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Mythbusters or not, there are multiple instances in Hollywood's history of people dying to "blanks". Brandon Lee meeting his end from a prop gun comes to mind, and there's also Jon-Erik Hexum who found out the hard way that confined gasses from a blank will gladly launch chunks of skull through your think-meat.
Brandon Lee was and wasn’t killed by a blank round. They had been previously using live rounds with powder, but not primers, removed. One of these rounds was fired and the primer was enough to lodge the bullet in the barrel. The same gun was later used again in a different scene loaded with blank rounds but was not checked and cleared. The blank firing dislodged the stuck bullet and relodged it into Lee’s chest. Had the squib load not happened, the blank would have been as harmless as intended.
 
Best thing about that one is the nigger was pantomiming ala "this is what i'll do to you" with the gun. "Ill put this to your head and-" Bam!

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Seeing jeets actually using a non-conducting object to push away a live wire… fascinating. Perhaps they’re evolving?
 
Full stream, 20 minutes long. Apparently sounds like he's shitting himself 8 minutes in.
I finally decided to listen in my off time. Nah this nigga isn’t shitting himself. He’s still fully alive, agonal breathing since like two minutes in. Sucking air, trying to stay alive and trying to keep the blood out of his lungs. Imagine that fight for 6+ minutes…Jesus fucking Christ. I’d suggest listening, if you want to lose any morsel of decency you have left, or if you feel like puking while you eat.
 
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@wendy Weelchair

I am also Chinese (parents from Chonqqing)

I asked them about it and… nobody really mourns or is sad about it because

A) it was not a massacre like ppl claim, and the protestors were not peaceful

B) only around 200-300 people died, half being military
You mean @Wendy Wheelchair
 
@Wendy Wheelchair

I am also Chinese (parents from Chonqqing)

I asked them about it and… nobody really mourns or is sad about it because

A) it was not a massacre like ppl claim, and the protestors were not peaceful

B) only around 200-300 people died, half being military
I now fully expect another sinokiwi to chime in with something to the effect of "well no shit your chongqing parents would say nothing happened, that's 1000 miles away from the square"
 
During our weekend safety brief we were told repeatedly "Don't buy or ride a motorcycle. If you do, wear a helmet". Naturally some idiot gets hisself a crotch rocket.

1SGT was a former MP from Germany, and next Safety brief is in the Day Room so he can show us photos from the autobanh where some retarded soldier was doing they estimated 150, lost control, hit a car and became very literally a long red smear. But he was wearing a helmet, and some farmer like a quarter mile away finds the head, still helmeted, in his field and it eventually works its way back to the US military.

"And his head and face was completely unharmed. So you see privates, because this soldier was wearing a helmet, his Mother had something to bury. So while I cannot jack you up for just owning or riding a motorcycle, for your Momma's sake if I ever catch you so much as leaning on one without a helmet you will have extra duty until you ETS."
I like to ride motorcycles around on occasion, just for fun thrills but like... Just do the basics of safety. Helmet and gloves, thick (and I mean you'll sweat your ass off thick) leather, keep a relatively far distance away from other vehicles, and do the goddamn speed limit. A crash at 60 is going to fuck you up. Doing 150 with heavy traffic around you, you're going to die. At the very, very least, if you want to be retarded and go fast, do it on an empty road so if anything happens, you're the only one getting injured or killed.
 
I now fully expect another sinokiwi to chime in with something to the effect of "well no shit your chongqing parents would say nothing happened, that's 1000 miles away from the square"
Chongqing is also the home of CCP propaganda. It's where the CCP soft launches all their propaganda efforts. They're supposedly the most party loyal city.
 
I finally decided to listen in my off time. Nah this nigga isn’t shitting himself. He’s still fully alive, agonal breathing since like two minutes in. Sucking air, trying to stay alive and trying to keep the blood out of his lungs. Imagine that fight for 6+ minutes…Jesus fucking Christ. I’d suggest listening, if you want to lose any morsel of decency you have left, or if you feel like puking while you eat.
I think "fully alive" is a stretch. even if this dude had done this retarded stunt in the hospital on a literal operating room with a prepped trauma team watching and saying "The hell is is retard doing?", he would have been a vegetable. But the meat of his body would have continued until they disconnected the feeding tube since he didnt hit his brainstem.

I like to ride motorcycles around on occasion, just for fun thrills but like... Just do the basics of safety. Helmet and gloves, thick (and I mean you'll sweat your ass off thick) leather, keep a relatively far distance away from other vehicles, and do the goddamn speed limit. A crash at 60 is going to fuck you up. Doing 150 with heavy traffic around you, you're going to die. At the very, very least, if you want to be retarded and go fast, do it on an empty road so if anything happens, you're the only one getting injured or killed.

It wasn't heavy traffic; it was the middle of the night. They never figured out exactly what happened due to lack of witnesses but the best they could tell was he was he was changing lanes for some reason, lost control and was already de-biked and tumbling when he (or what was left of him) smacked in the side a car also doing triple digits (as one does on the autobahn).

They believe he debiked when the motorcycle went on its side and juiced his grounward leg against the asphalt to literal nothing in seconds. They aren't sure exactly when rider and leg became separate becuase there was so much blood and thye believe his groundward arm was turned to hamburger as well, so the bike might have continued pulping his leg despite the rest of him not being attached to it anymore. No longer trapped under a sliding motorcyle, he went tumbling until he hit the side of the car which then drug him (or what was left of him, they believe his head came lose by the time he was being dragged; they weren't sure if it came off when the bike went down or when he hit the car) for like another half mile before the driver had come to a full stop; the driver panicked and it took him a few seconds to stop - he thought he'd hit animal at first. When I say he was turned into a long red smear, I'm not exaggerating.

It was the agreement of the Germans and the Army that
A) the driver didn't intend to hit the rider (there was some inconsistencies in the driver's story; 1SGT had thought maybe the driver and the biker had gotten into some retard macho chestpuffing exercise he didn't want to fess up to, but they had zero proof. Or he might not have wanted to admit what he was doing on the autobahn at midnight, and may have been drunk/on drugs. Or the guy seemed legimately traumatized once he stopped and realized that red smear going back into the darkness used to be a person and was inconsistent on some of the details because his brain was broke. Whatever it was it didn't seem worth the effort to try to break him because he clearly didn't intend to kill the guy or directly cause his death.)

B) there was at least better than 50/50 odds the rider was dead by the time he hit the car and even if he wasn't dead (and providing his head didn't come off before hitting the car) even if the driver had braked immediately, the guy wouldn't have lived long enough afterwards to make it to the OR.
 
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Ah, right, Germany. That tracks.

Though I meant it more in general terms, the safety practices. Because so many dumbasses die on bikes when they could've at worst had minor injuries from the crashes I've seen people die on. Someone motorcycle gang was driving by my home when I was a kid and one of them crashed right outside and brained himself. Should've worn a helmet because the rest of his body was fine, besides a broken arm. If I recall, the neck wasn't even broken, he just slammed head first so hard at a relatively low speed that it basically burst his skull.
 
Though I meant it more in general terms, the safety practices. Because so many dumbasses die on bikes when they could've at worst had minor injuries from the crashes I've seen people die on. Someone motorcycle gang was driving by my home when I was a kid and one of them crashed right outside and brained himself. Should've worn a helmet because the rest of his body was fine, besides a broken arm. If I recall, the neck wasn't even broken, he just slammed head first so hard at a relatively low speed that it basically burst his skull.
One of my first jobs after graduating was as a road safety data analyst. In the UK there's a big, long boring form that the Plod have to fill out whenever they're called to a road accident, and I would trawl through that data for various statistics.

One thing I learned very early on was: Don't buy a motorcycle. Don't ride a motorcycle. Don't even look at a motorcycle. Jesus Christ the numbers were terrifying, and we have some of the safest roads in the world (can't crash if you're stuck in traffic). Yes, some of those are the riders' fault, we had some notorious accident blackspots in our area where there were roads with "fun" bends where if you fucked up (or went riding when it was raining) you fell off a cliff and died, this happened several times a year on average. But a lot of them were caused by car drivers, animals, mechanical failure on the bike or just sheer bad luck. There are a hundred situations that wouldn't even count as a hazard for car drivers that would instagib a motorcyclist, such as wet drain covers or slightly displaced manholes. The way it shook down was that you were six times more likely to get killed or mutilated riding a bike than you would driving a car on a journey of the same distance.

But what I also learned was that if you really hate your 16-year-old son and want him to die, buy him a moped for his birthday*.

There were amusing accidents too, though. One featured one such 16-year-old moped rider without a helmet who was following a bus with some of his mates on board. They were all at the back window of the bus, gesturing at him, and he was presumably returning the banter, riding about 2 feet behind the bus, which then suddenly braked. Cue a broken nose and a policeman who was very clearly trying his best not to add "lol" to the end of his report.

*In the UK you can't drive a car or ride a bike on public roads until you are 17, but you can ride a moped at 16 provided its speed is limited to 30mph and the engine is at most (I think) 50cc. How much trouble can a 16-year-old get into on such an underpowered little scooter? A lot. A whole lot. Our teenagers may be retards in general, but they have a specific genius for getting into spectacular accidents with the least capable road hardware you can buy.
 
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Might be the most egregious example of "just jump" I've seen. Surely your chance of survival is significant at that height, you might not even become that crippled. The frozen-in-fear effect must truly be overwhelming for him not to realise.

Escape ladders and ropes should be mandatory, I wouldn't accept an elevated dwelling without them now. I've seen too many examples of what neglecting to have them could do to you.

Aren't firefighters meant to have inflatable landing pads also?
 
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Might be the most egregious example of "just jump" I've seen. Surely your chance of survival is significant at that height, you might not even become that crippled. The frozen-in-fear effect must truly be overwhelming for him not to realise.

Escape ladders and ropes should be mandatory, I wouldn't accept an elevated dwelling without them now. I've seen too many examples of what neglecting to have them could do to you.

Aren't firefighters meant to have inflatable landing pads also?

There's an awning right underneath as well which would break your fall a bit. Broken legs are preferrable to fucking burning to death.
 
There's an awning right underneath as well which would break your fall a bit. Broken legs are preferrable to fucking burning to death.
And if you hang down you'll save a couple of meters as well, must've been panic mode. I had friends jumping from one balcony to the other (drunk of course) from higher altitudes...
 
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