Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[RodgerDodger]

This year he releases his movie. Who's excited? (also the IMDB page for that movie is broken)
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https://www.russellgreer.com/projects

Is this the "Concentration Camp RomCom?" Because the public is just dying to see that one.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Wasn't that video just a slideshow of watermarked stock photos along with a glamor shot of the chick he cast as his hooker with some Fiverr overdub?

I don't remember it. I also have no idea if it was archived. Maybe it was?

Is this the "Concentration Camp RomCom?" Because the public is just dying to see that one.

Read it again.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

People like Mr. Greer always self insert themselves into their works of fiction. Who would he have play him? What 9/10 hunk could possibly play as Russell Greer?

 

[FamicomGorby]

People like Mr. Greer always self insert themselves into their works of fiction. Who would he have play him? What 9/10 hunk could possibly play as Russell Greer?

If Greer actually had money I could see him making a black tank top self insert movie. Basically like what Neil Breen does every couple of years where the central theme of all of his movies is that his character is all powerful and above everyone else. No one could play Greer since he is amazing obviously.

Actually Greer lives in Vegas so there is a slight chance of him teaming up with Neil Breen if he ever got serious about actually making a movie, which is a much more obtainable goal for him than building the MGM Grand but with hookers.

 

[kcbbq]

Is this the "Concentration Camp RomCom?" Because the public is just dying to see that one.

That one would be amazing. Epically so. Except Russ doesn't want to be a Lloyd Kaufman, he wants to be a Stephen Spielberg.

 

[Mind Goblins]

I don't remember it. I also have no idea if it was archived. Maybe it was?

Found it:

Only 5 views on YouTube (archive) so guessing this hasn't been posted. 20 seconds of fiverr radio-guy voice and a minute of some Pink song. If only he knew a songwriter.

Think maybe the 'Film Production' section (archive) of the brothel LLC site is new to the thread as well, but I'm way behind. Links to Paralyzed Face Productions IMDB (archive).

YouTube link is obviously dead and the archive link seems to be of the page and not the video, but the .mp4 itself is attached. I'll embed it here:

From what I gleaned in the conversation surrounding it, the woman in the teaser isn't even the one he "cast" for the film. Peak Russ right there, can't stop thirsting over new girls even when he somehow convinced one to let him say she'll be in this nonsense.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

From what I gleaned in the conversation surrounding it, the woman in the teaser isn't even the one he "cast" for the film.

This, this is just the plot from the song Centerfold basically. Huh.

 

[Bogliacci]

Found it:

YouTube link is obviously dead and the archive link seems to be of the page and not the video, but the .mp4 itself is attached. I'll embed it here:
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From what I gleaned in the conversation surrounding it, the woman in the teaser isn't even the one he "cast" for the film. Peak Russ right there, can't stop thirsting over new girls even when he somehow convinced one to let him say she'll be in this nonsense.

What the hell was going through his head when he leaned back with a shitty clip of a still image and 10 seconds of voice over with over a minute of looped, glitchy music thinking it was good to upload to show his vision

 

[YouTube Autist]

Kinda surprised that Greer hasn't attempted to DMCA strike Fatal Walter for reading his entire book on youtube.

I'm SURE he's tried.

It's ad nauseam not ad nauseum (which would be nearly grammatically meaningless).

Plaintiff is honestly trying his best.

Found it:

YouTube link is obviously dead and the archive link seems to be of the page and not the video, but the .mp4 itself is attached. I'll embed it here:
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From what I gleaned in the conversation surrounding it, the woman in the teaser isn't even the one he "cast" for the film. Peak Russ right there, can't stop thirsting over new girls even when he somehow convinced one to let him say she'll be in this nonsense.

"What would YOU do if you found out your high school crush was working in a Nevada brothel?" I'd probably feel pretty melancholy about it.

 

[obsdj]

This, this is just the plot from the song Centerfold basically. Huh.

Awesome. I hope if the movie ever gets made, the J. Geils estate sues the crap out of him.

 

[jerkstore]

while i’ve been keeping up with the lolsuit thread more often than this one (just finally got caught up on this one today), i have to say that i’m sad the suit thread got locked, and extra sad for the reason. i haven’t posted in either for awhile because i haven’t had anything meaningful to add to the discussion or a comment worth an lol. miiiight be time for some of us to kinda think in that same direction. i say this as a grade f shitposter. sorry you had to do the needful, @Useful_Mistake. fam, can we do better, please? thx for listening to my TardTalk.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

God, I forgot about that ridiculous trailer. His ineptitude still surprises me. And he named the protagonist "Steve" lol.

In the legal thread Kiwis discovered his star witness, Steve, was dead. Nobody in that thread contacted Russ to alert him of the fact. He found out by reading the thread, responded, and thus robbed us of hilarious content. He's a retard, but he's not so retarded that he can't see when some advice might help his cause. We don't want to inadvertently help him. It's funnier to watch him flail blindly.

This is this pitfall, though. If Russ cannot manage to know that his OWN STAR WITNESS died months ago, there is literally nothing about the case that can be discussed without "helping" him. It's not even advice. And it's worth noting that the information that the witness was dead became available to the defense (IIRC because Null asked who tf steve was) due to that discussion. In this instance it doesn't matter because, well, steve would presumably remain dead and unavailable for deposition. But had he been alive, the correct identification could have been very useful.

 

[Airstrip One]

Is this the "Concentration Camp RomCom?" Because the public is just dying to see that one.

Of all of the creative projects Greer has valiantly half-arsed I unironically think that this is the one with the most potential to at least make him some money. I could see the script being optioned and then, much to his chagrin, rewritten so that it is about a man attempting to get a Concentration Camp RomCom green-lit by Hollywood.

Picture the opening scene: The protagonist - a thinly-veiled Russell Greer - enters a hipster cafe.

"What can I get you, hun?" asks an attractive blonde with perky tits.

"Just a latte," says Greer.

"Anything for my favourite disabled guy!"

Greer sits down at a table and gets out his laptop. He brings up an Internet image search of the gates of Auschwitz. Shaking his head at the senseless loss of life, he opens a document headed 'Auschwitz Script [WORKING TITLE]' and begins hammering out the first line of dialogue: 'We all knew that killing 6 million Jews was wrong..."

A shadow falls across Greer. The chair opposite is pulled out and he senses someone sit down. He hears a voice with a German accent quietly order a cup of peppermint tea. When Greer looks up, he sees a man with an uncanny resemblance to Hitler staring right at him. He returns to his script. The peppermint tea arrives and Greer hears the man politely thanking the waitress. He glances up again. The Hitler lookalike hasn't moved an inch.

It turns out that Hitler has travelled forward in time to convince Greer to turn his Auschwitz script into a RomCom. The core of the film focuses on the creative struggle between these two strong personalities. Essentially it's Whiplash with the tenets of Nazism replacing jazz drumming. Stalin and Churchill have also travelled forward in time and have established themselves as Hollywood moguls in an attempt to scupper the project. There's a lot of potentially Oscar winning material here if Greer is able to swallow his pride and allow others to develop the raw clay of his concept.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

This year he releases his movie. Who's excited? (also the IMDB page for that movie is broken)
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https://www.russellgreer.com/projects

What other rom-coms have in common is that there's a plausible plot, like: man comes back to his hometown for a high school reunion, and reignites the flame he has with his old sweetheart.

You know, shit like that.

Nobody would enter a contest to marry a whore who fucks men in a shack in the desert for money, even if you had a crush on her back when you were in high school.

EDIT: I have to laugh at how he has to emphasize that she works at a LEGAL brothel, no just some common whore.

 

[Meredith Swift]

"What would YOU do if you found out your high school crush was working in a Nevada brothel?" I'd probably feel pretty melancholy about it.

Normal Person: "Damn is that Suzy? Something must have gone terribly wrong for her along the way. I hope she's ok, but I think I know the answer"

Russ: *venmos $1, gets blocked, wishes that damn dirty whore would suck him his penos, writes screenplay in between sweaty gooning sessions*

 

[Harvey Danger]

Speaking of Greer attempting to intervene in other cases, as I think we were in the past day or so, his attempt to do so was denied last week

Must be nice to have a judge that recognizes this and cleans it up, even if slowly.

This is this pitfall, though. If Russ cannot manage to know that his OWN STAR WITNESS died months ago, there is literally nothing about the case that can be discussed without "helping" him.

This still seems like a case of simultaneous discovery. Hardin makes a stink about Steve, Greer starts panicking at the same time Josh gets curious. I think it's more likely that Greer googled his friend and found the obituary he screenshot, than it is that he successfully navigated the thread and learned it there. His plight-sperging had none of the details from the thread and only the details from the obituary. It's also a more natural action for him; he gets his law info from Google Scholar, why would he suddenly dive into his "harassment" thread to locate his friend's contact info?

I like pretending we're super special autist detectives and all, but our darkweb underground stalker child cult didn't think to look for Steve any sooner than Greer himself did.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This, this is just the plot from the song Centerfold basically. Huh.

He's actually said that was his inspiration for the movie, which would be a combination of Centerfold, Pretty Woman, and 50 Shades. Not sure I really want to see those combined.

Can't forget the poster:

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

He's actually said that was his inspiration for the movie, which would be a combination of Centerfold, Pretty Woman, and 50 Shades. Not sure I really want to see those combined.

Can't forget the poster:
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See, it's "Cumming Soon" instead of "Coming Soon." You get it? You get the joke?

EDIT: I'm somewhat shocked that there isn't a Getty's watermark on either of the pictures on that poster.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

See, it's "Cumming Soon" instead of "Coming Soon." You get it? You get the joke?

yes, very subtle joke that I would expect to see on the poster on the inside of a porn theater where guys go to... hm, I guess we know where he got the inspiration for that

 

[Bogliacci]

It doesn't touch the caliber of I'm 7