US US Politics General 2 - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
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Current members of the Senate
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Current members of the US Supreme Court
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Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[TrinityReformed]

No security guarantees for now but won't be surprised by anything that might come later. It's not exactly easy to guarantee mineral right revenues if the land you have a mineral rights deal for gets occupied by another country.

Wonder if it would end up turning into a molotov-ribbentrop pact?

 

[Breadbassket]

Trump: "I say Canada should be our 51st state. There's no tariffs, no nothing ... The tariffs will make it impossible for them to sell lumber or anything else into the United States, and all I'm asking to do is break even or lose a little bit..."

 

[majob]

No security guarantees for now but won't be surprised by anything that might come later. It's not exactly easy to guarantee mineral right revenues if the land you have a mineral rights deal for gets occupied by another country.

Arguably this is what will enforce the ceasefire because the US operating business in Ukraine ensures no one tries anything stupid on either side since that would result in Daddy US bringing out his belt and dishing out corporal punishment

 

[browserbowser]

"I say Canada should be our 51st state

Yeah? And if they were Kamala would've won retard.

 

[Burning Bridge]

She’s like the perfect woman. Imagine getting bitched at in sign language.. you wouldn’t even hear it

You guys are dumb. She can't hear; when she gets pissed at you, she's gonna have a pocket airhorn. Think about all the terrible things you could do to someone if you didn't also have to hear it.

 

[The Nothingness]

Germany has around the same GDP as Alabama

So it is the Alabama of Europe

 

[Niggernerd]

So sorry if I'm late, but what's going on with the Ukraine deal and Trump? Wanting to extract minerals seems eerily similar to GWOT to me. Trump ran on being against the hawking in Ukraine? We gonna be eating crow?

We already gave them billions. What they just get it for free and give nothing in return?

 

[autistic dog]

Fresh CNN seething right out of the oven:
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There not running their moves though a resource calculator they're not even min/maxing!

 

[A Hot Cheese Sandwich]

You guys are dumb. She can't hear; when she gets pissed at you, she's gonna have a pocket airhorn. Think about all the terrible things you could do to someone if you didn't also have to hear it.

There’s a community watch thread for the deaf community. I always thought not being able to hear might make you a little bit more pleasant of a person by necessity, but they’re an angry bunch.

 

[clipartfan92]

So, USPG, What did you get done last week?

Nice try, FBI
Not today, CIA
Dirty tricks, MI6
No Deal, Navy Seal
Lay off the meth, ATF
Another day, Green Beret
I'm not falling for that Trojan Horse, Israeli Defense Force
Good attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security
Stranger Danger, Army Ranger
Forget your plea, KGB
Enough of you, JTF2
No foul play, TSA
Reassess, SAS
No dice, ICE
Cease, police
Stop, cop

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Not that it matters much because your state sent a carpetbagger to be the anti-gun AG and dyke governor of Massachusetts.

Oh yeah, buddy? Well once upon a time, Mitt Romney was just a regular Mormon until the massholes gave him AIDS for trying to help them out

You can fold that till it’s all corners and do something with it that Dennis Leary would jerk off to

Do yourself a favor and move.

There’s 1.4 million people here and 2 billion trees, plus no state income or sales tax except at restaurants. 1500 of these trees are mine and if I go. I’m taking them with me

 

[browserbowser]

By the way, apropos of little, has anyone looked up the total Indian population of Ohio? Dot, not feather.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Oh yeah, buddy? Well once upon a time, Mitt Romney was just a regular Mormon until the massholes gave him AIDS for trying to help them out

At least Romney's political career is over.

There’s 1.4 million people here and 2 billion trees, plus no state income or sales tax except at restaurants. 1500 of these trees are mine and if I go. I’m taking them with me

How's that property tax, buddy?

 

[Nameless One]

Secret Service agent next to the car panicked drawing his weapon and accidentally shot him.

Yeah he got super panicky. Had "Anxiety Disorder". As a result shit like this happens.

 

[Ratatouilleratatoskr]

Yeah? And if they were Kamala would've won retard.

Ideally, no canadians would be made citizens and would be put into the maple syrup mines earning their right to vote.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

People need to stop trying with you. The comprehension of the law (or lack thereof) displayed thus far is rivaled, in my recent memory, only by the likes of Russel Greer. Its not even bad faith. Its willful ignorance. Its a choice to deliberately misinterpret what is right in front of your face.

he just makes it easier for me to explain these things to people who just don't understand it. also it's fun.

Oh so more warhawking. Vote for Moloch or Baal, you just get the same result.

no, as payment for the weapons they already got. bad phrasing from majob.

The US has shown its military might already and it's lacking

are you poorly informed as a hobby, or is it a profession for you?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

At least Romney's political career is over.

How's that property tax, buddy?

Idk, I’m poor so I rent

But you can find inordinately cheap haunted Victorians up in Berlin, where you’re a two hour drive from any prospective employer

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

This is legitimately one the most boomer brain-rotted, tone-deaf, AI goySLOP ZOG bullshit I've ever seen. It's absolutely horrendous. I'm legit convinced that Trump is just straight up retarded at this point. Wtf even is this!??? How do you fellate Israel dick THIS hard with no gag reflex whatsoever!!!???
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Come on, this is fucking HILARIOUS

 

[pwnest injun]

How?

You see, there's this comet coming, and it's actually an alien space ship...

 

[Niggernerd]

The US has shown its military might already and it's lacking

less so than Russias. They were supposed to have ended the war no casualties in 3 days about 3-4 years ago.