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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary


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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[BongoMongo]

This is why we should not allow closet faggots and adulterous cunts into power. If you can't even be honest with yourself how can you be honest with the electorate.

Starmer being a closet poofter who sired a bastard is what we *know about*. And that is despite him muzzling the press so effectively they can't even allude to it.

Imagine what he's actually managed to keep from us.

 

[Airstrip One]

Keir loves it up the bum from five halal guys.

I wish to challenge the bold assumption that the British Prime Minister, Kier Starmer is some kind of gay, when the more obvious conclusion, based on the available evidence, is that he is a sexual Olympian whose knighted sperm are alleged to have impregnated a baroness. Starmer was apparently visited by a female vocal coach on Christmas Eve in defiance of the COVID lockdown that kept the hoi poloi away from the beds of their dying loved ones. Satna Claus could have entered that room at any moment. For most people lifelong inclusion on the naughty list would be a sufficient deterrent. For Starmer it was the opportunity for a threesome.

Can you handle a night of sex with Kier Starmer? I don't think so.

> LED imitation candles, powered by solar panels covering fifteen square miles of British countryside that were previously productive farmland, light an erotic path to the boudoir of Kier Starmer.
> In an attempt to build sexual tension, Starmer undresses behind a super injunction.
> Starmer emerges fully clothed in a grey suit, staring blankly, his mouth assuming its customary resting expression - the puckered 'o' of a compliant sex doll.
> Any suggestion that the emperor is still wearing all his clothes is Islamophobic and indicative of an affiliation with the Far Right.
> "I must fill the gaping hole that was left by the Tories," announces Starmer sensually.
> "I am inside you," recites Starmer, after referring to a script, all the while continuing to stare blankly in the manner of the profoundly retarded.
> "Look upon my net zero face," says Starmer as he stares into the middle distance like Vietnam vet, only less emotive.
> A few minutes later as you are leaving, Starmer presents you with a £40,000 bill for the green energy that was used to power the LED candles.

 

[BongoMongo]

I wish to challenge the bold assumption that the British Prime Minister, Kier Starmer is some kind of gay, when the more obvious conclusion, based on the available evidence, is that he is a sexual Olympian whose knighted sperm are alleged to have impregnated a baroness. Starmer was apparently visited by a female vocal coach on Christmas Eve in defiance of the COVID lockdown that kept the hoi poloi away from the beds of their dying loved ones. Satna Claus could have entered that room at any moment. For most people lifelong inclusion on the naughty list would be a sufficient deterrent. For Starmer it was the opportunity for a threesome.

Can you handle a night of sex with Kier Starmer? I don't think so.

> LED imitation candles, powered by solar panels covering fifteen square miles of British countryside that were previously productive farmland, light an erotic path to the boudoir of Kier Starmer.
> In an attempt to build sexual tension, Starmer undresses behind a super injunction.
> Starmer emerges fully clothed in a grey suit, staring blankly, his mouth assuming its customary resting expression - the puckered 'o' of a compliant sex doll.
> Any suggestion that the emperor is still wearing all his clothes is Islamophobic and indicative of an affiliation with the Far Right.
> "I must fill the gaping hole that was left by the Tories," announces Starmer sensually.
> "I am inside you," recites Starmer, after referring to a script, all the while continuing to stare blankly in the manner of the profoundly retarded.
> "Look upon my net zero face," says Starmer as he stares into the middle distance like Vietnam vet, only less emotive.
> A few minutes later as you are leaving, Starmer presents you with a £40,000 bill for the green energy that was used to power the LED candles.

This place needs a "spewing your guts up" sticker. Horrifying doesn't cover it, I literally boaked.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Just imagine in Starmer's voice "I'm cumming inside you" being whispered in your ear.

Makes me want to try and rob from Tony Martin's ghost.

 

[Coolio55]

Phone game advertisers!
New idea for "most disgusting brainrot yet":
Sexy Kier Starmer

 

[anklyscr]

I wish to challenge the bold assumption that the British Prime Minister, Kier Starmer is some kind of gay, when the more obvious conclusion, based on the available evidence, is that he is a sexual Olympian whose knighted sperm are alleged to have impregnated a baroness. Starmer was apparently visited by a female vocal coach on Christmas Eve in defiance of the COVID lockdown that kept the hoi poloi away from the beds of their dying loved ones. Satna Claus could have entered that room at any moment. For most people lifelong inclusion on the naughty list would be a sufficient deterrent. For Starmer it was the opportunity for a threesome.

Can you handle a night of sex with Kier Starmer? I don't think so.

> LED imitation candles, powered by solar panels covering fifteen square miles of British countryside that were previously productive farmland, light an erotic path to the boudoir of Kier Starmer.
> In an attempt to build sexual tension, Starmer undresses behind a super injunction.
> Starmer emerges fully clothed in a grey suit, staring blankly, his mouth assuming its customary resting expression - the puckered 'o' of a compliant sex doll.
> Any suggestion that the emperor is still wearing all his clothes is Islamophobic and indicative of an affiliation with the Far Right.
> "I must fill the gaping hole that was left by the Tories," announces Starmer sensually.
> "I am inside you," recites Starmer, after referring to a script, all the while continuing to stare blankly in the manner of the profoundly retarded.
> "Look upon my net zero face," says Starmer as he stares into the middle distance like Vietnam vet, only less emotive.
> A few minutes later as you are leaving, Starmer presents you with a £40,000 bill for the green energy that was used to power the LED candles.

I kinda want to print this out and frame it

 

[BongoMongo]

Just imagine in Starmer's voice "I'm cumming inside you" being whispered in your ear.

Makes me want to try and rob from Tony Martin's ghost.

Brb. Going to become a lesbian. Albeit not a closeted faggot like two tier kneeler Kier because I don't want anyone to hold sway over me using it against me.

 

[-Jack-]

She was hobbled at every step by the banks, the media and by Whitehall. We never got to see how she could do. I’m sure she isn’t perfect, but what she’s saying here needs a wider audience, and soon because it needs to be seen in the context of what trump is doing NOW in America.
People need to see the events in America, they need to understand these tentacles don’t stop on that side of the Atlantic, that they extend all the way through Europe. That those people are not working for the good of the people they are ruling, that they hate us, and are hurting us. And most importantly they need to look at what trump is doing and understand we can do it here as well.
Being in charge should not be a remit to manipulate and loot and destroy a country. It’s a sacred charge to protect and serve and build. We seem to have forgotten that politicians should be public servants. Otherwise we need the holy warrior kings back, and they tend to not mess around when they go on crusades

Can you tell me what’s going on in America right now that is benefiting working class people that was promised?

 

[Lemures Primata]

Anyone have any predictions on how our mainstream media and Labour are going to react to the Ukraine and Russia peace deal? Every single politician and news network is in complete lockstep at the moment, and seems to be completely against the idea of a US-brokered deal.

Will Starmer back down from the whole situation? What will the news headlines look like when peace inevitably happens?

 

[Kier Starmer]

Behind closed doors, I bet he is anxiety-eating like a madman. He needs to be humbled which I think Vance is going to do tomorrow. Starmer wanted a war for optics as did Macron but that ship has sailed.

 

[-Jack-]

I'm just trying to find out why so many patriotic British people want to be so Americanised. Because the reform party-who created Brexit- made our lives better. I

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

I'm just trying to find out why so many patriotic British people want to be so Americanised. Because the reform party-who created Brexit- made our lives better. I

I have never read a single one of your posts without thinking "this is a soy-addled, London-worshipping, Lib-Dem voting, Stonewall supporting, Refugees Welcome nigger-faggot". Go back to Reddit

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

I did say Truss was done dirty.
Next up is Letby is innocent.
Let's gooooo.

 

[FedPostalService]

I have never read a single one of your posts without thinking "this is a soy-addled, London-worshipping, Lib-Dem voting, Stonewall supporting, Refugees Welcome nigger-faggot". Go back to Reddit

I do enjoy his bait posts though. He almost had me convinced I was black.

I did say Truss was done dirty.
Next up is Letby is innocent.
Let's gooooo.

I really liked her vision but she was trying too much too fast and was clearly going to upset the establishment and doom herself.

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

I do enjoy his bait posts though. He almost had me convinced I was black.

You mean to say you're not a pixelated, sassy black mail person?

 

[Otterly]

Can you handle a night of sex with Kier Starmer? I don't think so.

This may be the most disturbing thing I have ever read on the internet, and I was previously browsing the SRS thread. I think my vagina has crawled up somewhere near my pancreas and is sobbing incoherently with horror. Well done

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

I really liked her vision but she was trying too much too fast and was clearly going to upset the establishment and doom herself.

She's a big Trump fan and, if He was in power when Truss was, I think she would still be PM, as the media machine would have been dismantled before they could brainwash a nation with lettuce.

Ask people what they think of Truss, all they can say, in classic NPC style, is "lol, lettuce". Brainwashing at it's finest.

I want to see her return to politics, under her own party (or not one currently formed) and take us back to victory.

She tried bringing the winning, she was stopped by globohomo faggots.

 

[anklyscr]

I did say Truss was done dirty.
Next up is Letby is innocent.
Let's gooooo.

I’m in the pub now but I did see something from the daily sceptic that suggested she was on call when the kids died and if you look at the shifts of other nurses they were on call at just as many neo natal deaths as Lucy.

 

[FedPostalService]

I’m in the pub now but I did see something from the daily sceptic that suggested she was on call when the kids died and if you look at the shifts of other nurses they were on call at just as many neo natal deaths as Lucy.

I think @Bog-standard Poster can fix her.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Anyone have any predictions on how our mainstream media and Labour are going to react to the Ukraine and Russia peace deal? Every single politician and news network is in complete lockstep at the moment, and seems to be completely against the idea of a US-brokered deal.

Will Starmer back down from the whole situation? What will the news headlines look like when peace inevitably happens?

Anyone else see the blanket "make it fAIr" shit the other day, all outraged at the possibly of not being able to charge rentmoney for their intellectual "property"?
The money will say whatever they are paid to do they don't matter, and they'll all go along with it too, which way is what we'll find out soon (tm).

Ask people what they think of Truss, all they can say, in classic NPC style, is "lol, lettuce". Brainwashing at it's finest.

Lettuce liz lol, but unironically.
She lost and losers get shit on such is the way of things, I never liked her anyway (adultery = bad and betrays the inner values of the adulterer), don't forget her masterplan involved getting big bLACK chancellor man to stick it up the markethole too, she belongs in the dustbin of history.