Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick must be fuming, seeeething. He usually says peace/peace like an asshole.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm 50/50 still on how Kayla will perform.

Sorry for the self quote, but I was giving this some thought. Kayla obviously has a theatre background to some extent, and definitely performed... weirdly... when she was on Nick's show. But this was before the drugs. Now, Kayla was smart and got off the internet, some time after "bottle up my ass"-gate on the lolcows. Props to her for that.

What we didn't know, is that she was recessing into a K-coma, and cutting herself off from life. Getting goo from The Steel Toe! Absolutely WRECKED. What little we have seen of Kayla, or has been seen of Kayla, especially since the arrest?

• Obviously the goblin-esque appearance the day after her arrest. Grotesque, twitching, sniffing, clearly going through withdrawals. Pale. Likely hadn't seen the sun in a year, or at least since the last trip to Hedonism II.
• The "not able to hold it together" at Nick's first hearing, per the account of K and others at the scene.
• Per the transcript of a conversation during one of the family court hearings, still not fully to terms with the situation, but seemingly had a better hold of the situation than Nick has today. (Something about, "This is because of something your dad and I did.")
• Seemingly still withdrawn in later court appearances, but at least not a sobbing mess.
• Feeding the dog at 2am for unknown reason. Guess the slop Nick was making was too gross for Sunny. Very monotone and distant.
• ???

I don't know the theater nerd that Kayla once was still exists. I don't know she could hold up on the stand... but the kind of cross you need from Aaron's side, cross examining Kayla, would also look bad to a jury.

 

[Melty Butter]

Honestly, good for Aaron. He's addressed Nick by quoting AA.



EDIT/ETA: Aaron addressed Nick's tweets on his evening show. It's going on now. (Starts about an hour into the show for 8 min.) Aaron lightheartedly said that he should file a civil case against Nick.

 

[thebigdream]

The Rekeita mindset is truly something to behold.

He somehow simultaneously had a safe full of cocaine, his children were never exposed, yet he allowed someone in his house to expose his children to cocaine.

In any of these situations, he's still scum.
I think even his buttbuddy Fatrick is having a hard time keeping up with Nick's schizophrenic narratives.

That's the best part. Even if you squint really, really hard, believe all his lies and give him infinite benefit of the doubt, you get a situation where while he wasn't criminally retarded, he was still ordinarily retarded, careless and neglectful. There's no possible way to frame his life that isn't utterly sad and embarrassing, the only question is if it's criminally so.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Muttering John?

Really?

They might as well hang a neon sign around their neck that says "I'm a Dabbleverse faggot."

These dabbleverse retards are obviously fucking with Nick solely for the Aaron a-log factor while in Nick's mind, he truly believes he has allies and puts on his serious gaslighting façade to sell his latest tale.

 

[Desktop User2]

Except it actually doesn't because nobody believes it

Not only that, but every time he tries to weasel out of some retarded position he backed himself into, he ends up pissing on his own face - not the fun kind of it like he did with the Jamaicans, but the figurative one.

Implying Aaron might have dosed her, even if it was a shitpost, implies she undeniably had coke IN her system not on her hair; so Niggieta finally admits she ingested it by thinking he is smarter than he really is.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Not only that, but every time he tries to weasel out of some retarded position he backed himself into, he ends up pissing on his own face - not the fun kind of it like he did with the Jamaicans, but the figurative one.

Implying Aaron might have dosed her, even if it was a shitpost, implies she undeniably had coke IN her system not on her hair; so Niggieta finally admits she ingested it by thinking he is smarter than he really is.

Yeah that's the problem with lying. You have to keep your story straight.

Nick really has a problem with keeping it straight.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick really has a problem with keeping it straight.

If he sees something straight, he sends the mother of his children to fish them, pump them full of ketamine and fall face first into their cocks.

Oldest trick in the book for massive queers.

 

[AnOminous]

Not only that, but every time he tries to weasel out of some retarded position he backed himself into, he ends up pissing on his own face - not the fun kind of it like he did with the Jamaicans, but the figurative one.

Implying Aaron might have dosed her, even if it was a shitpost, implies she undeniably had coke IN her system not on her hair; so Niggieta finally admits she ingested it by thinking he is smarter than he really is.

I think it's driving him utterly insane that he can't figure out any way that his daughter testing positive for cocaine is consistent with him being anything better than the absolutely worthless faildad he is, an utter piece of shit, subhuman garbage, a slug of a human who should be salted to death.

 

[Niggernerd]

Hello, nick, we know you and your leftover wine aunts read the thread. stop drugging and molesting your daughter and trying to pin it on Aaron and cops

 

[break these cuffs]

Nick really has a problem with keeping it straight.

That's because he's a closet homo.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I fucking love how absurd the lies are becoming. Next it'll be "Yes I had drugs around my kids, but they were secured in a titanium safe studded with fierce metal spikes that would impale anyone who didn't know how to hold it properly, and it was painted using a chemical only visible to adults, and it was emitting a subsonic sound that was subliminally telling my children not to snort coke..." Okay retard. Just give up.

I keep my cocaine in a safe guarded by a great Sphinx whose riddles three you must first solve in order to pass.

 

[dustnight]

Nick really has a problem with keeping it straight.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nothing would bring me such utter Internet drama delight than Aaron suing Nick for defamation. DO IT, TOE. DO IT.

 

[Swole McPole]

I keep my cocaine in a safe guarded by a great Sphinx whose riddles three you must first solve in order to pass.

I have to say, this was the most ridiculous and unbelievable lie I've heard out of Rekieta in a very long fucking time.

"Oh yes. I carefully transfer my cocaine from the one ounce bag it comes in from the dealer, into a small, one inch long dispenser designed to deliver a single bump at a time. Because it's so much more convenient to take a hit that way.

But then I put that one inch dispenser into a 12" x 12 " x 12" high security safe. Because God forbid that little one inch container might slip out of my pocket and one of my kids could stick it in their nose, push the button, snort up a great big bump of yayo and overdose on the damn stuff.

If that were to happen, and that kid were ever tested, they might produce a hair test something like fifty times the average users dose. And that would never do. So I keep that little coke bullet in a great big safe which I then carry everywhere with me for convenience."

You'd have to be retarded to think anybody would buy a story like that.

 

[Folgers Can]

So, by rage baiting his former homosexual lover, did this UTERLY RETARDED FAGGOT just confirmed the "officer touched my daughter´s head with cocaine gloves" was just too retarded to believe?

Nuh-uh, he's been very clear that because he's not in a position to observe the state of either cope, the copes should be treated as both true and false at the same time:


[X] [A]

Schrödinger's Cope, as it were.

 

[AnOminous]

You'd have to be retarded to think anybody would buy a story like that.

It's a wild tale that could only come from a galactic mind, which is to say a brain permanently perfused with the miracles of Galaxy Gas.

Nuh-uh, he's been very clear that because he's not in a position to observe the state of either cope, the copes should be treated as both true and false at the same time:

What is this Swiss-cheese-brained niggerfaggotbabble? We think Nick did something as absurdly outlandish as dose his own daughter with cocaine because HIS DAUGHTER FUCKING TESTED POSITIVE FOR FUCKING COCAINE.

And all he can come up with to try to distract from this obvious conclusion from the facts is outrageously bizarre flights of fancy. Somehow they always change.

So the test was bogus, it was fake, it was rigged, they did it wrong, they mixed up the samples.

But it was because the cop grabbed handfuls of cocaine and rubbed it into her hair, just because, I guess. Because he's such a rebel who THREW IT ON THE GROUND and STOOD UP TO THE MAN. Or whatever Nickerbabble he said when he came up with that particular lie.

But the test was fake and rigged and wrong and these tests don't even work and they're like astrology basically.

But then the fake rigged test that never works and is always wrong (and yet is accepted universally under both the Daubert and Frye standards in every single state in the country) is because the fake rigged test that is always wrong detected that Aaron put cocaine in the Spaghetti-Os he cooked for Nick's stinking, starving children who were so neglected that multiple mandatory reporters called the cops on him.

Fuck this idiot.

This is literally a vast oversimplification of the immense number of lies Nick has told on this very specific issue. It is why dealing with narcissistic pathological liars is utterly exhausting. You think it's infuriating dealing with a worthless constantly lying faggot like this just following him online to laugh at him (when you are not secretly seething at just having to look at him) is a pain in the ass?

Imagine actually living with such a worthless vexatious cocksucker. Every word he utters is his own Russell Greer-tier act of vexatious existing. If you had to live around Nick, you'd know any time he wasn't comatose from drug abuse would be some time you'd have to live in fear of him opening his lie-hole and spewing some other vile Mouth of Sauron shit at you.

No wonder Kayla is a pill zombie.

She needs to reclaim her life, but is too weak. Grima Spermtongue controls her.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nuh-uh, he's been very clear that because he's not in a position to observe the state of either cope, the copes should be treated as both true and false at the same time:

What is this Swiss-cheese-brained niggerfaggotbabble?

It´s pretty clear what he is saying: like every good nigger, he dindu nuffin and nothing that happens in his life is his doing. This is his melanated life motto.

I guess all the bull semen stocked up his body fully transformed him. Full DNA replacement therapy via Jamaican bukkake.

Schrödinger's Cope, as it were

ETA: btw, since the situation of the daughter testing positive is so impossible that every crackhead theory is acceptable to say it out loud, does it mean the dosing and rape theory is fair game? I always taught it was in extremely poor taste and retarded but since it´s cool to say someone might have dosed her for revenge, I think gloves are off. According to Schrondinigger, it´s just as plausible for him to have dosed and raped her as Aaron injected her for revenge or her accidentally ingested it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I guess all the bull semen stocked up his body fully transformed him. Full DNA replacement therapy via Jamaican bukkake.

That's an insult to Ricardo and Romaine.

They never exposed children to drugs, ate qum or wore the Balldo and to my knowledge have never committed any felonies.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's because he's a closet homo.

FIFY.

You don't need the word closet anymore. You might have missed it, but he's come out (twice).

Nuh-uh, he's been very clear that because he's not in a position to observe the state of either cope, the copes should be treated as both true and false at the same time:

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Schrödinger's Cope, as it were.

The actor that did the egregious thing is not unknown. It's Nick.