Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.5%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 816 71.0%
  • Total voters
    1,150
Well, I take it the myth of the "job creators" is dead. Job creation used to a popular point for presidents to strive for. Now, it's about how many innocent people they can put on the street. Notice how between Trump and Elon, nothing has been said about creating work opportunities. Indeed, this is about replacing the worker with AI. I really wish MAGA and associates would explain how this is supposed to help American prosperity.
 
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harmacist said:
i have not said one pro trump thing. you are just generalizing me because, again, youre a redditor faggot. you even post like one. idk what "the thunderdome" means either.
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I can't quote it because the thread is locked, but I think user @WelperHelper99 put it best: "HHH going full bore calling everyone incel losers never gets old because there's always someone new that takes the bait."

Well said sir....well said.
 
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Laughing Putin said:
Keep an eye on the Tesla boycott, which is worldwide. The profits are going to evaporate.
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I wonder if Musk will go to prison like Elizabeth Holmes many people who lose their investment money on his stock will be pissed. He may have loans he can't pay back or something.
The timing might need to be right he can't be shielded by MAGA when this goes down.
 
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Tycoh Brahe said:
Tesla has a market cap of around $911 billion, with Musk owning one-fifth of that. Making a very rudimentary analysis: with a revenue of $80 billion and a net income of $2 billion, and assuming a P/E ratio of 15-25 (which is typical for a stable, profitable company), Tesla’s actual market cap should realistically be around $30-$50 billion. Obviously, future prospects could inflate that, but as others and I have mentioned in this thread, the electric vehicle industry is fundamentally unprofitable, it's a still born industry, surviving only through government subsidies and not being a viable path to green transportation, like starting a book shop in Compton.

If Tesla’s market cap were around $40 billion, its stock price would be approximately $12.58 per share. I truly believe Tesla is a cryptocurrency pretending to be a stock, unprofitable, with its price driven solely by the greater fool theory, while people continue to hype up the "imminent mass adoption" of EVs and the "death" of gasoline powered cars.

Like crypto, everything goes up, until it doesn’t. One day, we will witness the biggest evaporation of wealth in human history right before our eyes. The sack of Rome or the Spanish conquest of the New World won’t even compare. When Tesla truly collapses—not just the dips we've seen in recent days, the recession it triggers, or vice versa, the recession that triggers Tesla's downfall, will be monumental.
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My question is how many government contracts did companies like Ford get and how significant was it in their market presence? And also the same question applies to Chinese car manufacturers.

If I were a Tesla investor my biggest worry would be the thread of cheaper EVs coming from Chinese manufacturers on a global scale and also whether or not Tesla actually gets picked up to supply cars for police departments and other government entities.

But in general I agree with you, their market cap is stupidly high but that is something they share with most of the FAAG companies - I don't care what their revenue numbers say because they're all liars and riddled with fraud and are at the mercy of one or two antitrust/regulatory actions gutting their value by 90% overnight.
 
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Albert_Ball 2.0 said:
I can't quote it because the thread is locked, but I think user @WelperHelper99 put it best: "HHH going full bore calling everyone incel losers never gets old because there's always someone new that takes the bait."

Well said sir....well said.
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This isn't my thread, but that is my quote I believe. HHH is hilarious, Kino, a classic, agree or disagree, you can never "win" against him.
 
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Drip Torch said:
Well, I take it the myth of the "job creators" is dead. Job creation used to a popular point for presidents to strive for. Now, it's about how many innocent people they can put on the street. Notice how between Trump and Elon, nothing has been said about creating work opportunities. Indeed, this is about replacing the worker with AI. I really wish MAGA and associates would explain how this is supposed to help American prosperity.
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Unemployment is basically as low as it can feasibly go right now. During the Biden presidency, it was under 4% which typically indicates an overheated economy. Now obviously this doesn't account for the strata of people who have simply stopped looking for work or can't work, but you're not going to be able to 'create jobs' for such people without investments into some kind of government work training program or something as most of the time they've been out of work for so long that employers won't touch them without inducement.

What these people want is hazy but the voting bloc is a disorganized hydra of being mad about current social norms, crotchety boomers upset that inflation ate away at their standard of living (I DESERVE A CHEAP RETIREMENT AFTER PLUNDERING THIS COUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEE), a big swath of independents who wanted to punish the dems for handling their nomination so badly among other things, and just a general desire to go back to "le ebin pre-covid times."

I think after a few months of fiddling around, Elon will either be out or he'll be cowed into just following along with the rest of Trump's cabinet and I imagine much of the actual policy we settle on will just be Biden 2.0: You (Cannot) Cut Your Dick Off
 
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LettuceMan said:
Turns out doing seig heil salutes on stage turns people off from your product, among Tesla’s many other defects.
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I knew the stock was fucked when that Cybertruck blew up and people legitimately didn't know if it was because of someone's nefarious actions or if the car just blew up on its own
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
TSLA has gotten wrecked the past few weeks.
As of right now, it is down 18% in the past week. Down 28% in the past month.
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And yet analysts are saying to hold on it.
Also, LOL trusting anything Robinhood has to say.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I knew the stock was fucked when that Cybertruck blew up and people legitimately didn't know if it was because of someone's nefarious actions or if the car just blew up on its own
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Last time people said the stock was fucked I managed to make double on it. It'll be no different this time.
 
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It’ll take one detainee burning to death in the back of a Tesla police truck to have the things completely soured to police forces. That would be a major lawsuit.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
And yet analysts are saying to hold on it.
Also, LOL trusting anything Robinhood has to say.

Last time people said the stock was fucked I managed to make double on it. It'll be no different this time.
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Are you really doubting what Robinhood is saying about the stock price? You do know the SEC would frown upon them reporting fake share prices, right?

So you somehow made double on it 3 weeks ago since it's fallen about 20%? Unless you shorted it that ain't happening, son

I hate to break it to you, but Elon doesn't care about you and despite what Fox News told you, he doesn't have your best interests in mind
 
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lolfag.jpeg said:
Tesla has dropped 8.4% today and the day isn't over ouch.

According to investment theory used by the pros who make millions Tesla is still super overvalued.

The Tesla company should be worth about 153 Billion not close to a Trillion. (I multiplied total shares by estimated real price)
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Tesla stock bump due entirely to cybersuck announcement (the one where they broke the window)

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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Are you really doubting what Robinhood is saying about the stock price? You do know the SEC would frown upon them reporting fake share prices, right?

So you somehow made double on it 3 weeks ago since it's fallen about 20%? Unless you shorted it that ain't happening, son

I hate to break it to you, but Elon doesn't care about you and despite what Fox News told you, he doesn't have your best interests in mind
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No, this was back a few years ago when it dropped. Please learn to read. I know you're retarded but I didn't expect you to be as stupid as Elon.
Judge_Death said:
Yeah, he linked Robinhood's op-ed blog about Tesla...
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You should read up on how Robinhood makes their money. They shouldn't be trusted.
 
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South Park really should do a sequel to their Biggest Douche In The Universe episode but with Elon Musk. When he gets called a douche and a fraud, he runs away in a girly fashion while crying and locks himself in a room. Then everyone gets a notification and looks down at their phone to see he's tweeted a video of the confrontation and also retweeted it to comment, "Crazy!" Have a running bit where whenever he shows up, he tries to pay the valet in a memecoin and when they get in, the Tesla locks them in and catches fire. Then the next one locks them in and explodes. And the final one just locks them in and microwaves the interior, causing the occupants to explode into viscera. Have a gag where people flinch and shield their face whenever a Tesla starts up or whenever he launches a rocket. At the end, have him successfully launch his new rocket and everyone is surprised and celebrates before it crashes into an airliner and it's raining bodies and people are hitting the ground and the gore is repeatedly splattering all over Elon as he's just autistically posting memes and talking about videogames while everyone is panicking. Theres a lot you could do with an Elon Musk episode.
 
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