Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[keep em' comin]

i came here to watch people mock elon the autistic retard not read your surface level mid wit reddit political talking points

>opens political thread
>politics

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I will say people really glazing Elon as the guy who will go after the government wasting money while being the biggest leech on taxpayer money is a special type of cognitive disonnance

Anyways it's a mystery why Elon loved this meme

 

[Laughing Putin]

This is fun.... I asked ChatGPT to tell me the profits of the so-called "Magnificient Seven" companies on Wall Street, the companies that are all worth over $1 trillion.

Well, one of these companies is not like the others, LOL

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• Apple: In 2024, Apple reported a net income of $96.995 billion, making it the most profitable company among the Magnificent Seven.
  
  
• Microsoft: Microsoft's net income for 2024 was $72.361 billion.
  
  
• Amazon: Amazon's net income in 2024 was $30.425 billion.
  
  
• Alphabet (Google): Alphabet's net income for 2024 was $73.795 billion.
  
  
• Meta Platforms (Facebook): Meta's net income in 2024 was $39.098 billion.
  
  
• NVIDIA: NVIDIA's net income for 2024 was $29.760 billion.
  
  
• Tesla: Tesla's net income in 2024 was $2.04 billion.

 

[harmacist]

Even though you think Trump is a sexy man and want him to penetrate you, Elon is now running things and hence the post mocking him is going to be political. If you don't like it because we laugh at elderly, obese conman fetishists like yourself, you should go back to the Thunderdome where you can fawn over how sexy you think Elon and Trump are with your fellow MAGA tards

i have not said one pro trump thing. you are just generalizing me because, again, youre a redditor faggot. you even post like one. idk what "the thunderdome" means either.

 

[hihest]

First Cabinet Meeting

Trump is Literally Bought LMAOOO

 

[Tycoh Brahe]

Tesla has a market cap of around $911 billion, with Musk owning one-fifth of that. Making a very rudimentary analysis: with a revenue of $80 billion and a net income of $2 billion, and assuming a P/E ratio of 15-25 (which is typical for a stable, profitable company), Tesla’s actual market cap should realistically be around $30-$50 billion. Obviously, future prospects could inflate that, but as others and I have mentioned in this thread, the electric vehicle industry is fundamentally unprofitable, it's a still born industry, surviving only through government subsidies and not being a viable path to green transportation, like starting a book shop in Compton.

If Tesla’s market cap were around $40 billion, its stock price would be approximately $12.58 per share. I truly believe Tesla is a cryptocurrency pretending to be a stock, unprofitable, with its price driven solely by the greater fool theory, while people continue to hype up the "imminent mass adoption" of EVs and the "death" of gasoline powered cars.

Like crypto, everything goes up, until it doesn’t. One day, we will witness the biggest evaporation of wealth in human history right before our eyes. The sack of Rome or the Spanish conquest of the New World won’t even compare. When Tesla truly collapses—not just the dips we've seen in recent days, the recession it triggers, or vice versa, the recession that triggers Tesla's downfall, will be monumental.

 

[mofu mofo]

First Cabinet Meeting
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Trump is Literally Bought LMAOOO

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Is Trump asleep or just ignoring Elol?

 

[Random Internet Person]

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It's so cringe. Elon Musk can't meme.

And everyone on the right thinks he can.

Sources are saying the next person to be impregnated by Elon Musk is Ian Miles Chong.

And Laura Loomer thinks the Ashley St. Clair thing is a planted hit.

Is this a thread about Elon Musk being a lolcow or is this a reddit backup for complaining and sperging out about MUH TRUMP ORANGE MAN BAD?

What the hell do you think? I just remember Null locking up the Donald J Trump thread .

 

[Calzaghe2]

First Cabinet Meeting
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Trump is Literally Bought LMAOOO

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Yeah we have this nigger running the country

 

[johnkimble123]

Tesla has a market cap of around $911 billion, with Musk owning one-fifth of that. Making a very rudimentary analysis: with a revenue of $80 billion and a net income of $2 billion, and assuming a P/E ratio of 15-25 (which is typical for a stable, profitable company), Tesla’s actual market cap should realistically be around $30-$50 billion. Obviously, future prospects could inflate that, but as others and I have mentioned in this thread, the electric vehicle industry is fundamentally unprofitable, it's a still born industry, surviving only through government subsidies and not being a viable path to green transportation, like starting a book shop in Compton.

If Tesla’s market cap were around $40 billion, its stock price would be approximately $12.58 per share. I truly believe Tesla is a cryptocurrency pretending to be a stock, unprofitable, with its price driven solely by the greater fool theory, while people continue to hype up the "imminent mass adoption" of EVs and the "death" of gasoline powered cars.

Like crypto, everything goes up, until it doesn’t. One day, we will witness the biggest evaporation of wealth in human history right before our eyes. The sack of Rome or the Spanish conquest of the New World won’t even compare. When Tesla truly collapses—not just the dips we've seen in recent days, the recession it triggers, or vice versa, the recession that triggers Tesla's downfall, will be monumental.

Isn't one of Tesla's biggest attributes their infrastructure, which in his position, he could influence by pushing non-Tesla chargers off the grid in favor of Tesla ones?

In terms of just EVs, pretty much every car manufacturer has their own version out now, most of which are refined better than his. Even Rivian, for its faults, have seemed to replace Tesla as the niche brand in the US. And forget China, they're innovating faster than anything Tesla has done lately.

 

[Oxyjen]

Isn't one of Tesla's biggest attributes their infrastructure, which in his position, he could influence by pushing non-Tesla chargers off the grid in favor of Tesla ones?

Yes. Under Biden he managed to have the Tesla’s proprietary connector mandated as “the” charging connector, renamed NACS, and by dint of this the Tesla supercharger network suddenly qualified for billions in charging network infrastructure grants.

Now, under Trump, he’s cut that grant scheme so that no other competing network can receive funding.

In terms of just EVs, pretty much every car manufacturer has their own version out now, most of which are refined better than his. Even Rivian, for its faults, have seemed to replace Tesla as the niche brand in the US. And forget China, they're innovating faster than anything Tesla has done lately.

The thing is, the Teslas have been refined from the point of view of manufacturing, so the margins are very healthy. The traditional car makers have not been as radical, so have wafer thin profit still, even if the offerings have advantages. The killer feature is the network though.

That’s another thing - Rivian had a few hundred million dollar government loan to keep them afloat until they really get going, and that’s something musk can presumably pull the plug on too.

 

[johnkimble123]

That’s another thing - Rivian had a few hundred million dollar government loan to keep them afloat until they really get going, and that’s something musk can presumably pull the plug on too.

I don't know if I heard it in passing or it was Trump saying it, but there's also the USPS EV fleet contract that's been a disaster due to the shit vendor they went with, so it wouldn't shock me if all of a sudden there's talk of buying thousands of Cybertrucks for the mail fleet.

 

[Laughing Putin]

Tesla has a market cap of around $911 billion, with Musk owning one-fifth of that. Making a very rudimentary analysis: with a revenue of $80 billion and a net income of $2 billion, and assuming a P/E ratio of 15-25 (which is typical for a stable, profitable company), Tesla’s actual market cap should realistically be around $30-$50 billion. Obviously, future prospects could inflate that, but as others and I have mentioned in this thread, the electric vehicle industry is fundamentally unprofitable, it's a still born industry, surviving only through government subsidies and not being a viable path to green transportation, like starting a book shop in Compton.

If Tesla’s market cap were around $40 billion, its stock price would be approximately $12.58 per share. I truly believe Tesla is a cryptocurrency pretending to be a stock, unprofitable, with its price driven solely by the greater fool theory, while people continue to hype up the "imminent mass adoption" of EVs and the "death" of gasoline powered cars.

Like crypto, everything goes up, until it doesn’t. One day, we will witness the biggest evaporation of wealth in human history right before our eyes. The sack of Rome or the Spanish conquest of the New World won’t even compare. When Tesla truly collapses—not just the dips we've seen in recent days, the recession it triggers, or vice versa, the recession that triggers Tesla's downfall, will be monumental.

Keep an eye on the Tesla boycott, which is worldwide. The profits are going to evaporate.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

He is also Trump's propaganda minister.

if I need to be reeducated via elon memes I will fucking kill myself. it's unreal how much footage exists of his retarded X jump

 

[keep em' comin]

Is Trump asleep or just ignoring Elol?

he genuinely looks like a corpse in that image

 

[Laughing Putin]

I'm glad people are pointing this out. Trump is fading.

 

[Standardized Profile]

TSLA got a big run-up from the election, but it's coming back down. While it would be fun to see it evaporate, it might just settle down to its pre-election value. Red line is the total US market.

 

[Fcret]

bro literally thinks he's in a marvel movie doing quips about his fuck-ups in cabinet meetings
>cancels ebola funding by accident
>"uhm wow so that just happened" *comedic shrug and eyeroll*

EDIT:
Archive of the video (listen to this mushmouthed sperg):

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Tesla has a market cap of around $911 billion, with Musk owning one-fifth of that. Making a very rudimentary analysis: with a revenue of $80 billion and a net income of $2 billion, and assuming a P/E ratio of 15-25 (which is typical for a stable, profitable company), Tesla’s actual market cap should realistically be around $30-$50 billion. Obviously, future prospects could inflate that, but as others and I have mentioned in this thread, the electric vehicle industry is fundamentally unprofitable, it's a still born industry, surviving only through government subsidies and not being a viable path to green transportation, like starting a book shop in Compton.

If Tesla’s market cap were around $40 billion, its stock price would be approximately $12.58 per share. I truly believe Tesla is a cryptocurrency pretending to be a stock, unprofitable, with its price driven solely by the greater fool theory, while people continue to hype up the "imminent mass adoption" of EVs and the "death" of gasoline powered cars.

Like crypto, everything goes up, until it doesn’t. One day, we will witness the biggest evaporation of wealth in human history right before our eyes. The sack of Rome or the Spanish conquest of the New World won’t even compare. When Tesla truly collapses—not just the dips we've seen in recent days, the recession it triggers, or vice versa, the recession that triggers Tesla's downfall, will be monumental.

TSLA has gotten wrecked the past few weeks.

https://robinhood.com/us/en/stocks/tsla/

As of right now, it is down 18% in the past week. Down 28% in the past month.

 

[neger psykolog]

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bro literally thinks he's in a marvel movie doing quips about his fuck-ups in cabinet meetings
>cancels ebola funding by accident
>"uhm wow so that just happened" *comedic shrug and eyeroll*

I don't mind if you don't archive because there's too many tweets in this thread to do that with, but when it's a video can you at least link it so we can go watch the autism ourselves?