Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber's tendency to pick masculine women supports my theory. They're just like men minus the ability to impregnate someone. Bitch is tokophobic and slow and it took her years to realize that no uterus means no need to be fearful of dick.
But she also has TRYPOPPHOBIA doesn't she have a fear of HOLEs or are butch holes ok? She probably doesn't even like sex
 
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Twink so far. Walking must be tough for her.

So what terrible symptoms sent Amber to the ER?
its crazy too because even back in the becky era, twinkie had arthritis issues (big al the cat killer bought her "treats" to help lmao) Becky and jade both at least walked twinkie, and now she doesn't get walked at all you can just imagine the incredible pain she is in. Big Al would only care is something happened because it makes HER look bad.
 
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen Twink so far. Walking must be tough for her.

So what terrible symptoms sent Amber to the ER?
She claimed her oxygen was in the 50s or heart rate. One of the two. She said something about "this being good for professional athletes which I'm clearly not one" that was pretty funny. I did see some comments asking when she was going to buy some blue lipstick and claim long COVID for why she can't lose weight, also pretty funny.

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She claimed her oxygen was in the 50s or heart rate. One of the two. She said something about "this being good for professional athletes which I'm clearly not one" that was pretty funny. I did see some comments asking when she was going to buy some blue lipstick and claim long COVID for why she can't lose weight, also pretty funny.

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Had to be her heart rate. An oxygen level that low is almost beyond critical care. You see that in people severely injured, severe blood loss… all that critical stuff.

A heart rate in the 50s is seen in superior athletes. I’m not convinced she’s telling the truth. I just can’t see her having a heart rate that low, not with all the fat her heart has to oxygenate.
 
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Twink so far. Walking must be tough for her.

So what terrible symptoms sent Amber to the ER?
She said her heart rate was 53 and "if you know anything about heart rates" then that's not good (normal is 60-100 ) but okay

Also that became her "having heart problems" so she HAD to go to the er and not a clinic obviously
 
It dawned on me that whenever I’ve had the flu or Covid I was in bed fucking sleeping the entire time. Why is this bitch up everyday walking around complaining about how she feels. Go to fucking sleep! She feels miserable but she’s up filming herself standing in front of her bookshelf listing off her symptoms she’s fucking nuts.
 
Why try to prove to us that you're healthy when you're actively sitting in the ER for complications during covid? lmao
If her oxygen was in the 50s she would not be conscious, also if you're not an athelete, a heartrate in the 50s in defienetely not a good thing, it could mean you have bradycardia.
But no, please tell us all about how healthy you are, Big Al.
 
Why try to prove to us that you're healthy when you're actively sitting in the ER for complications during covid? lmao
If her oxygen was in the 50s she would not be conscious, also if you're not an athelete, a heartrate in the 50s in defienetely not a good thing, it could mean you have bradycardia.
But no, please tell us all about how healthy you are, Big Al.
Not to mention 93% is low too . They probably wouldn't have sent her home. She needs a new reader. But comes home from the hospital with HIGH blood pressure. But how does she not have high blood pressure

It dawned on me that whenever I’ve had the flu or Covid I was in bed fucking sleeping the entire time. Why is this bitch up everyday walking around complaining about how she feels. Go to fucking sleep! She feels miserable but she’s up filming herself standing in front of her bookshelf listing off her symptoms she’s fucking nuts.

She's scared she won't get back up. Which. She probably wouldn't.


Also maybe she's in that stage of death where they get a freak burst of energy
 
Ahh, so Amber the Whorehog has been juggling around with guys too now is it? Feels good to be vindicated if true, I was always of the opinion that she only claimed to be a lesbian cuz it's worht more clout for speds (among other reasons). Also funny that new shit came up with her yoinking Becky's inheritance a few days after she uploaded a video of her claiming to take accountability for mistreating Becky.

Here's hoping that all of this leads to a massive crash out. May many restaurant owner's kids college funds be financed from our gorl's feeding frenzy :optimistic:. Anyway...

i had to go to the hospital & starting a meal service ✨ covid chronicles vlog​

(02/26/25)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=MA6xUWDmAOo
Thank you. I'm a busy guy atm so I'll get to it.

We are informed it's February 13th. Warns that she just got done filming a 2 hour reaction video (Heavens preserve me 🙏) but decided not to upload it.Day 5 of Covid, no sense of smell. Complains of the other usual symptoms as well, and says that mommalynn hasn't been feeling well either (imagine if this entire redneck clan got chainwiped via coof, these people are so slow even their immune system has ping, anyway I digress) and has been checking up on her.

The next day, it is now Valentine's Day, February 14th, day 6 of Covid, not feeling any different she says. Been trying to find a balance between resting and activity and is thankful for Twinkie because she gets some movement in (Twinkie looking fat as fuck recently makes me think otherwise). Says she get's winded faster than usual lately (lol). Oh, recounts the time she was traumatized by walking pneumonia. Loves how ahead she is in videos.

Feb 15h, gives us her fucked heartbeat values, about to head to the hospital. We see a whopping 3 seconds of hospital footage. Gone are the days she would take up medical professionals' times by just hanging out at the ER with Destiny. Back from the hospital, everything came back normal, but her BP is extremely high (shocker). Her brain doesn't feel right, which I assume just means she's more retarded than usual.

Feb 16th, the cat LEGO is complete, says she has had a lot of downtime recently, (as opposed to her usual busy lifestyle of eating nonstop). Says her heart is apparently normal size. Retarded segment of her testing her smell with pinesol. Oh. Amber, not one to be outdone by her own stupidity, is dumbfounded by the fact she can't taste anything, but still feels hot sauce. Not that I expected any mental feats from the girl that doesn't know what hail is. Spicy isn't a taste, fatty, there are no receptors for spicy on our tongue. The burning sensation is your tongue reacting to capsaicin, a chemical usually found in- oh who am I kidding, she wouldn't understand anyway and anyone else who reads this isn't a toddler and already knows.

Recounts the tale of how she ate an onion and cried even though she couldn't taste anything. Y'see, Amber, those would be he airborne-

The next day, it is February 17th. Oh, she ordered Factor. I haven't used them, but I heard they're decent. 14 meals in this, but I don't think they'll last as long as she thinks they will. I'm not listing all the meals. "They all have expiration dates, which I love." What a quorky gorl, of course they have expiration dates (I never had any meal delivery service like this, but I assume shit like that is always listed.) Claims she can walk a mile. Oh thank god, seems like she won't be uploading that one video at all.

Babbles some more and then ends the video.
Boring, fatty got a whole ass disease and isn't doing anything even remotely interesting, content's already stale (just like covid). Can't even be bothered to film herself berating hospital staff.
 
This Dalton fellow looks like every other bitch.
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I feel like I'm going crazy. He is not a memorable guy. I see four of them every time I'm at the gym. He just needs a septum piercing.
 
This Dalton fellow looks like every other bitch.
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I feel like I'm going crazy. He is not a memorable guy. I see four of them every time I'm at the gym. He just needs a septum piercing.
Someone in Jordy's chat said he looks like Jordy and he said "not every white guy with facial hair looks the same"

They kinda do lol

Its too bad all the mid dudes are degenerate gooners tho. She should've fucking charged him. She's a shitty business woman. START CHARGING THESE SICKOS.
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Emily and Dalton would probably otherwise pay spanx beluga or whatever for feeder content and "smone sexting" and amber just does it for free because she's desperate and pathetic. Not only are is she desperate, she is cheap. Think what you will about sex workers. At least get something out of it. What does amber get besides an ego boost
 
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