Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Digital Thunder]

Most importantly, some examples of his favorite VNs' tags!

I'm still not over this from the first time it was posted in Easy To Track Usernames because it's peak coomer pseudointellectual bullshit, so I'm commemorating it.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Mebina Tachi no Gogo. The horror is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of lust for sexual trafficking most of it will go over a typical reader's head. ... I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the late Oka Sundome's genius wit unfolds itself on their desktop screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I will be requesting peaceful negotiations will the following Kiwifarms Members

We're at the bargaining phase.

What's Alex going to do? Put the genie back in the bottle?

This is an interesting study into the mind of an autistic man child. I can interpret his actions on site as to how he acts in real life. He doesn't get his way? Threaten violence. Pretend he doesn't care. Throw a tantrum. Beg for forgiveness. Double down on the threats. Lie, beg, lie, cry, lie, repeat until he gets what he wants.

Nigga has no job. According to his Facebook, he spent his parents money they saved for his college on all these trips. He has nothing in his life, no responsibilities, no accountability. He spends his days taking pictures of trees and shit, playing with toys, and masturbating. He gets a tugboat so has no concept of the value of money. He doesn't actively participate in society so has no idea about the political shit he talks about. He has no real life friends as evidenced by nobody ever commenting on his socials except his mom and sisters. Has no idea about how things actually work so he tries learning a dozen foreign languages at the same time. Just fucking bizarre.

Then he gets confused why all this is happening to him, like everyone lives the same sheltered Peter Pan life he does. Nigger goes to Mexico for four months to sit in his room and make YouTube videos. Why is everyone making fun of him and holding him accountable for his own actions? That's not fair! REEEEE! You doxed him so it's only fair you dox yourself too!

Such a broken little man. He doesn't even know why masturbating to armless children isn't acceptable.

 

[AnOminous]

It's because they are mad and think you must be too. It's a common trait in people who are prone to emotional outbursts and are unable to think of others perspectives. You see this trait in many users here, i.e. people who get upset over negates will often spam your posts, because to them that makes them upset, and they assume it makes you upset too.

Meanwhile it's like lmao look at this fag, he's so angry he's spamming at me, look at this retard, let's all goof on him.

It's like our old tradition of some retard spazzing out about ratings and someone would start a thread basically saying "Please don't rate Cucky's posts autistic" and then obviously everyone would, causing an autistic meltdown.

 

[PaperRoads]

Seems like Alex is doing a sort of Q&A so I'll move my things here

Spoiler: Comment Texts

The reason for my fetishes (it's really hard to explain but I presume it's because it) comes from my sensitivity to materials, arrested development, lack of friends, isolation, obsession with weird things. And the most likely answer is that I was very impressionable in a normalizing society.

My biggest mistake on KiwiFarms was posting a picture of myself because MC Automatic Rifle Thug tempted me to and showing my artwork on the "Post Your Art" Thread.

I won't be returning to KiwiFarms because I don't agree with it's transphobic rhetoric and my reputation on there. If you agree to have a conversation. Ask me questions.

The reason for my channel roleplaying from 2015 - 2023 was due to me being a troll and insecure about myself. The reason I used KiwiFarms as a diary is because I am afraid to express myself on social media otherwise.

The reason I obsessed with Noushintou Hoshi was because I was angry she blocked me twice on twitter and before the block change, you cannot view blocked profiles. And she was amazing at art. I regret being mean to her but it's not worth being friends with her because of her unpredictability due to bipolar. The reason I expressed it was because I got offended by it.

I'm only requesting a further understanding and that's it.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Still on page 18, I'm sure I'll make stupid comments. However, I feel it mandatory to put the hands and feet tutorial. Dw, I won't turn it into the drawing thread!

 

[Sperg Spectating]

He keeps on saying he was mean to that twitter artist, Alex, why were you mean to her? What did you say to her?

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I know I am late but who the fuck makes a kill list of kiwis? We dindu nuffin

 

[CallmeCicada]

Meanwhile it's like lmao look at this fag, he's so angry he's spamming at me, look at this retard, let's all goof on him.

It's like our old tradition of some retard spazzing out about ratings and someone would start a thread basically saying "Please don't rate Cucky's posts autistic" and then obviously everyone would, causing an autistic meltdown.

"They say I am mad, but I am not mad at anyone"

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

 

[The Noticer]

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I will be requesting peaceful negotiations will the following Kiwifarms Members.

• @Axiom.
• @Toji Suzuhara* (Toji Suzuharu)
• @Cheesy Beavy
• @Nameless One
• @CallmeCicada
• @Private Tag Reporter
• @Glowie
• @dick brain *Added later
• @Sparkletor 2.0 *Added later
• @IKOL (For not allowing me to speak Russian) * Added later

The reason why I changed the title of my going to the hospital video was because it wasn't a good title for my video. My father threatened to kick me out of the house because I was using extortion on my family members to get to an ENT specialist faster as Canadian Healthcare systems have long waiting times. That was before I learned how to handle my ears better. The only person to blame in this situation was me.

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How many times do I need to call @Lunar Eclipse Paradox a nigger to get a shout-out? I'm willing to negotiate.

 

[PaperRoads]

Spoiler: Questions Text

10 Questions for Kiwifarms users.​

1 min read

1. Why the extreme transphobia?
2. Why do you have PTSD over keffals and long site downtime.
3. Why do you feel the need to bully.
4. Why do you support AI over actual artists.
5. Why were you okay with fetishes before?
6. Why do you feel the need to dox people.
7. How much powerleveling is too much?
8. Why do you want to have your cake and eat it too?
9. Why do you ask me to reflect on myself but refuse to do the same to yourself.
10. Ever question why you constantly get deplatformed? Do you see yourself as freedom fighters or vigilantes?

 

[Gravemind]

I hope those who've been around since he was sperging out in the HoS thread keys into the fact that he's just doing the same cycle right now as he did over there:

Angry sperging and general lunacy during the day, suddenly becomes apologetic and remorseful at night. This is the fourth (?) time he's done this in the last few days now, always around this time too.

He'll be right back to his usual angry self by the next day.

 

[CallmeCicada]

How many times do I need to call @Lunar Eclipse Paradox a nigger to get a shout-out? I'm willing to negotiate.

Just one more, bro. One more "nigger" and you can make the list.

I hope those who've been around since he was sperging out in the HoS thread keys into the fact that he's just doing the same cycle right now as he did over there:

I am. I am just trying to get my song request fulfilled. If I can get that I don't mind the Merry go round.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

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Spoiler: Questions Text

10 Questions for Kiwifarms users.​

1 min read

1. Why the extreme transphobia?
2. Why do you have PTSD over keffals and long site downtime.
3. Why do you feel the need to bully.
4. Why do you support AI over actual artists.
5. Why were you okay with fetishes before?
6. Why do you feel the need to dox people.
7. How much powerleveling is too much?
8. Why do you want to have your cake and eat it too?
9. Why do you ask me to reflect on myself but refuse to do the same to yourself.
10. Ever question why you constantly get deplatformed? Do you see yourself as freedom fighters or vigilantes?

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox If you read out the credits to the OP I will answer your questions 100% Truthly and Honestly, no bullshit.

 

[AnOminous]

"They say I am mad, but I am not mad at anyone"

"They say I'm a madman, Bart, but I'm not mad at anyone. Honest, I'm not."

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Is this how @Osama Bin Laden feels with nova?

wait till turkey tom mentions you

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

1. Why the extreme transphobia?
2. Why do you have PTSD over keffals and long site downtime.
3. Why do you feel the need to bully.
4. Why do you support AI over actual artists.
5. Why were you okay with fetishes before?
6. Why do you feel the need to dox people.
7. How much powerleveling is too much?
8. Why do you want to have your cake and eat it too?
9. Why do you ask me to reflect on myself but refuse to do the same to yourself.
10. Ever question why you constantly get deplatformed? Do you see yourself as freedom fighters or vigilantes?

I'm not going to answer all of them, but I'll just respond to some of them.

1- Audrey Hale and how mainstream media reacted to it, they wanted to paint someone who killed children as a victim.
2- Because it's funny.
4- Because artists are faggots.
6- Because some people are degenerates and people need to know.
9- I do that everyday and I live myself with my conscience clean knowing that I will never be an amputee fetishist who also gets a boner when they see rape scenes in a movie. At least I know I will not sink that low in my life.
10- Because people like you want to keep their shit under the rug, away from public judgement, but unfortunately for you, here we are, still alive and kicking.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Seems like Alex has followed a new artist on DeviantArt!

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Care to guess what that artist draws? (Hint it's his fetish)

Spoiler: VERY ISLAMIC

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Artist Page Archive:https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Ff6qv

I know It's not really a surprise anymore but it's funny to me that while this man has a breakdown he has time to find a fetish artist to goon to

We have more.

Spoiler: Haram 1

Female Nip amputee artist. As said on her About Me.

Pelfrect Engrish, light!
Her art:

Alex followed her because she also drew amputated boys.

Spoiler: Haram 2

Alex followed him because he has a sleeping bag bondage fetish.

Shota 1.

And another shota.



Another bag bondage artist.

Loli artist. Also drew that Nazrin pantyshot.

The banner says otherwise.

Nothing much aside from B W and Catfighting gallery,


Apparently, the account has a swimsuit, underwater and drowning fetish.

Artist's artwork from Pixiv and Fanbox.

Danbooru entry (Page 1, 12 posts are lolis) (sample)
DB

Banner says otherwise.

Username is clear. This account is dedicated to bondage.


92 pages of bondage and amputee fetish shit.

He watched Chris's old dA account

 

[IKOL]

WE ALL GOT MENTIONED EVERYONE!!!!

IKOL - Bullying me and insulting my Russian.

АУУУУУУУУУУУФФФ!!!

Okay so what that supposed to mean, is that a kill list? Is that Da JOOZ list? Is this future #IKOLution and #PISSBEARCHURCH neophytes list?
WHAT'S THAT BROTHER???

 

[Marzipan Apple]

@IKOL (For not allowing me to speak Russian)

What's the story behind this? Did IKOL physically gag him when he tried to speak Russian?