Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
No, this was back a few years ago when it dropped. Please learn to read. I know you're retarded but I didn't expect you to be as stupid as Elon.
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No, you said the last time. That was 3 weeks ago and the time before that was in December lol

Sorry that your waifu Elon doesn't care about you
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
You should read up on how Robinhood makes their money. They shouldn't be trusted.
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I know you're a retard who takes pride in not knowing how the world works, but you do know that there's SEC laws against reporting false security share prices and they take these very seriously, right?
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
I will say people really glazing Elon as the guy who will go after the government wasting money while being the biggest leech on taxpayer money is a special type of cognitive disonnance

Anyways it's a mystery why Elon loved this meme

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It’s an apt meme because an actual involved father in regular contact with his kids wouldn’t have to worry about this.
 
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Albert_Ball 2.0 said:
I can't quote it because the thread is locked, but I think user @WelperHelper99 put it best: "HHH going full bore calling everyone incel losers never gets old because there's always someone new that takes the bait."

Well said sir....well said.
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The chimpouts are hilarious, it's like when @Dyn just used to troll the fuck out of everyone, and it seemed like he went out of his way to get lower and lower effort and see if it was even possible to post shit so dumb nobody could take the bait, but they always did.

Yeah, HHH says some shit and constantly accuses people of the exact same shit. But guess what? Just like constantly insulting furries, another fun hobby here, if it isn't about you, it ISN'T ABOUT YOU. Maybe if you're taking the bait it's because it's true.
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
South Park really should do a sequel to their Biggest Douche In The Universe episode but with Elon Musk. When he gets called a douche and a fraud, he runs away in a girly fashion while crying and locks himself in a room. Then everyone gets a notification and looks down at their phone to see he's tweeted a video of the confrontation and also retweeted it to comment, "Crazy!" Have a running bit where whenever he shows up, he tries to pay the valet in a memecoin and when they get in, the Tesla locks them in and catches fire. Then the next one locks them in and explodes. And the final one just locks them in and microwaves the interior, causing the occupants to explode into viscera. Have a gag where people flinch and shield their face whenever a Tesla starts up or whenever he launches a rocket. At the end, have him successfully launch his new rocket and everyone is surprised and celebrates before it crashes into an airliner and it's raining bodies and people are hitting the ground and the gore is repeatedly splattering all over Elon as he's just autistically posting memes and talking about videogames while everyone is panicking. Theres a lot you could do with an Elon Musk episode.
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Random aside, I used to know John Edward (the medium) personally.
 
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AnOminous said:
The chimpouts are hilarious, it's like when @Dyn just used to troll the fuck out of everyone, and it seemed like he went out of his way to get lower and lower effort and see if it was even possible to post shit so dumb nobody could take the bait, but they always did.

Yeah, HHH says some shit and constantly accuses people of the exact same shit. But guess what? Just like constantly insulting furries, another fun hobby here, if it isn't about you, it ISN'T ABOUT YOU. Maybe if you're taking the bait it's because it's true.
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Or he's legitimately retarded.
 
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TBH I think it might be a mistake over focusing on Tesla (I have been doing this myself). We should focus on Musks overall wealth as he has many other companies some heavily backed by the government. Tesla is a good chip to fall but his downfall will require the government turning on him.

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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
South Park really should do a sequel to their Biggest Douche In The Universe episode but with Elon Musk. When he gets called a douche and a fraud, he runs away in a girly fashion while crying and locks himself in a room.
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South Park? You mean the show that had a character named 'Elon Musk' voiced by the actual Elon Musk? This isn't 1998 when the show had edge.
 
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lolfag.jpeg said:
TBH I think it might be a mistake over focusing on Tesla (I have been doing this myself). We should focus on Musks overall wealth as he has many other companies some heavily backed by the government. Tesla is a good chip to fall but his downfall will require the government turning on him.

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Give it time. The list of people that have turned on him grows daily. His father, children, his baby mama's etc.
 
With the EV subsidies possibly drying up, as the GOP really was never into that sort of thing, it could very well be that Musk is abandoning Tesla and putting all his chips into SpaceX. If Elon can get the GOP to redirect even a fraction of NASA's $25 billion in funding his way, then he's golden.

One thing I have to say about Elon, he has been a genius at parlaying government handouts into the most overvalued companies on earth.
 
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Laughing Putin said:
Keep an eye on the Tesla boycott, which is worldwide. The profits are going to evaporate.
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I’m not sure it’s even a boycott, it’s just that people can’t bring themselves to be associated with this tarded crypto-hitler, even if the car is good.
Sales growth in Europe last year: +40%
Sales growth this year: -1%
 
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