Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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@Lunar Eclipse Paradox
Here you go.
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  1. Why the extreme transphobia?
    Because:
    A) it does irreversible mental and bodily damage to the people mislead by the current zeitgeist.
    B) is used by predators to exploit womens spaces for financial or personal (e.g. sexual) gain.
  2. Why do you have PTSD over keffals and long site downtime.
    I didn't use the site during drop KF.
  3. Why do you feel the need to bully.
    You're assuming I bullied you. If giving you advice and making a couple silly edits is bullying, sure. Then the answer is simple, it is funny.
  4. Why do you support AI over actual artists.
    I am an artist, so I don't support AI over artists. I also don't believe AI is a boogey man either. My attitude is AI should be a tool used with good measure for visual arts to assist artists, not replace them.
  5. Why were you okay with fetishes before?
    I don't know what this means.
  6. Why do you feel the need to dox people.
    People dox themselves. There is no harm in it inherently. I have no interest in you outside of this thread.
  7. How much powerleveling is too much?
    All. Share your opinions, not your diary.
  8. Why do you want to have your cake and eat it too?
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  9. Why do you ask me to reflect on myself but refuse to do the same to yourself.
    That is your assumption. We're all adults here, Alex. Many of us work jobs and have families.
  10. Ever question why you constantly get deplatformed? Do you see yourself as freedom fighters or vigilantes?
    No to both, and answer is simple why people want the site gone. People don't like when you bring the mirror in front of them. So they want to break us with a hammer to make it go away. If you don't like your reflection you should change the person, not the mirror.
 
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I have calmed down and reconsidered my peace talks Alex, here is my offer.

1) sing @CallmeCicada ’s song. The full song and honestly try your best.
2) make a video telling your parents how you jack off to your own drawings of amputee lolis.
3) make a full list of all the amputee loli’s you have jerked off to, including their names and the show they come from. Write this list down by hand, take photos of this list, post the list, then make a video saying a prayer to Odin and chuck the list into a fire.

In exchange: I will not shit post in this thread one day for each demand met (3 days total) BUT ONLY if all three demands are met.
 
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Jason Wynn said:
5. As long as someone’s kinks involve other adults and they don’t broadcast it to everyone in earshot, I don’t care what other people are into. You couldn’t seem to figure out the “keep my perversions to myself” bit, fatso.
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Amputees, dude. Amputees.
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I like how this retard thinks there is some negotiation thing here.

No there isn't.

You're a retard.

We laugh at retards.

The only way retards don't get laughed at is by quitting being retards.

Quit acting retarded, and we'll quit laughing at you for acting like the absolute spastic retard you are. Because we have plenty of other spastic retards to laugh at.
 
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Draft by @Toji Suzuhara, feedback by NaggotFigger

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On April 21th (1 day after Hitler’s birthday and the Columbine school shooting) of 2021, Lunar Eclipse Paradox/Alex (formely Solar Eclipse Paradox on KF) would join Kiwi Farms. He didn’t do much during those first few months apart from talking about his autistic disdain of tomatoes and onions, love for armless anime girls and making a rather prophetic post, as well as giving reactions to people mentioning his YouTube account on the Obscure Laughingstock thread. Well-received reaction get pozzloaded, while picking up him and his art gets negrated by the prophet Alex.

However, time flies, transparency starts to show that Alex was very autistic in terms of harboring many beliefs, theories and behaviors that ranged from erratic to the downright deranged and nonsensical:

lowres mkultra alex.png Belief in Conspiracy Theories: Alex is an extremely gullible and mentally feeble individual, whose perception of the world, society, politics and people around him rapidly changes depends on the latest article/news that he has watched or read, and whose ego leads him to believe that he’s the more superior than an ordinary person. These aspects/delusions of his led him into believing in highly schizophrenic levels on conspiracy theories both outside KF/inside/before it.

lowres mkultra alex.png Flat-Earthspergers (and similar worldviews): While Alex hasn’t directly stated that the Earth is flat during his time on the Farms (position which he supported in the past), he does believe that the various governments around the world are faking space images with the goal of obfuscating the truth behind the actual shape of the Earth, its size, and the creatures that inhabit it.
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Space (according to NASA) and Evolution (I'm preparing to be called retarded on this one)


I go by what the bible and other ancient scripts tell me and not the nut jobs from NASA and the Government who fake Space images, Satellite Images, Footage inside and satellites, Dinosaur Bones amongst many other and it contradicts those scripts. Now I'm not leaving on the conclusion that the Earth is flat. What I'm really saying is Earth as we know it is part of a much larger landmass, either that or Space really is a thing but is extremely different from what we're told and venturing into there is extremely dangerous. So something like a Meganeura or Arthropleura would just be a much bigger Dragonfly or Centipede that lived millennia's ago and not hundreds of millions of years ago and died off with the Giant Humans and Giant Trees.
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The Antarctic Treaty further emboldens me to reject the Earth model as it's presented to me as independent travel to Antarctica is banned because governments from like 90 countries all agreed to forbid us from going there and even have naval blockade on every corner of the ice walls. I used to think the earth being flat or any other shape was ridiculous, them I came to their narrative with a open mind and find many interesting things. I have not settled on the shape of the earth basically because we only know what we're told about the earth so the real shape of all the land earth is a part of is actually a mystery to most of us.
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All of this seems to fall in line with some of the more extreme beliefs of YEC (Young Earth Creationism), which is a view held by Alex
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Though I am not a full blown Flat Earther, I do find many evidences for a Flat Earth to be convincing.
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I am also convinced that Young Earth Creationism is actual history. Noah's Ark and the Tower of Babel actually happened. In fact, melting glaciers on Earth are the result of ice left over from the flood. The Earth still to this day is recovering from the great flood.
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Along this, Alex also believes in the existence of hidden Antarctic civilizations and that there’s a massive globe-spanning conspiracy whose sole goal is hiding the truth behind said continent, and that they engage in a naval blockade around the landmasses' ice walls:
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Fortunately for us, classified footage of Antarctica have been leaked out to the world including actual pyramids, this has suggested there was once a Civilization there.
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
You might not believe me but here you go.
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
I seem to speculate that the Earth could possibly be a sphere after all, Maybe. Flat Earthers still need to explain how someone could fly from Santiago to Sydney in 14 hours. But with that said. I have found evidence of the firmament because I do know space footage is faked. I speculate any object going into the firmament to the moon suffered extreme temperatures destroying the equipment. So I'm expecting Antarctica has these ridiculous treaties because of all the ancient stuff down there and they fear their history rewriting becomes debunked. I'll still go to Antarctica and the Kikes will never stop me.
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
I saw it before. It should have many people thinking. I also noticed flying to Vancouver from Tokyo was faster than vice versa even on a lower latitude. I could argue the wind normally goes east for the faster flight too and maybe that can also explain the non stop flight from Santiago to Sydney.
Everyone is told at school the Earth is a spinning ball but these same institutions also told them about LGBT (in the western countries) and how men could have periods. And because I've seen so many fallacies with space exploration and the Bible mentioning firmament almost 240 times. It's been leading me to believe the earth is anything but a spinning ball with lots of hidden land. Call me crazy but it's kind of an interesting theory globe deniers came up with.
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In addition to his belief in an 'Antarctican Summer Gate'
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Did IKOL physically gag him when he tried to speak Russian?
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Oh nah I just got earraped by his faggiest lang pronoun and accecnt I've ever heard and got my rage inhibitors spiked up like when I have instant boner seeing gorgeous ginger women.
And trust me I heard a lot of shit pronoun and even shittier accents but Alex? Ooooooh Alex goes above and fuckin' beyond.
 
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Oh nah I just got earraped by his faggiest lang pronoun and accecnt I've ever heard and got my rage inhibitors spiked up like when I have instant boner seeing gorgeous ginger women.
And trust me I heard a lot of shit pronoun and even shittier accents but Alex? Ooooooh Alex goes above and fuckin' beyond.
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toohjee soohzoohaluu
 
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By technicality, I AM on the list! I'm a Nameless One. Also will this be the first Canadian school shooter? Would be hilarious.
Anyone who hates tomatoes *and* onions are subhuman. I can tolerate hate for one but not the other. Plus they're the best food combo ever. Imagine eating Italian dishes without them...
 
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WHY AM I STILL NOT ON THE LIST? I'VE SAID A LOT. Damn... 💔
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You’re on the negotiation list.
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I will be requesting peaceful negotiations will the following Kiwifarms Members.

The reason why I changed the title of my going to the hospital video was because it wasn't a good title for my video. My father threatened to kick me out of the house because I was using extortion on my family members to get to an ENT specialist faster as Canadian Healthcare systems have long waiting times. That was before I learned how to handle my ears better. The only person to blame in this situation was me.

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I just thought this guy was a harmless weirdo, but if he hates tomatoes and onions, he is literally scum and needs to be dangling from a lamppost.

Fuck this guy.

No mercy.
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But, what about his thoughts about ketchups and onion rings? I'm sure the condiment; egg and flour-coated breadcrumbs onions are his secret favorites.

A lot of retards tend to hate real tomatoes, but they just dip shit with tomato ketchup, and literally American ketchup has tomatoes in the recipe to make Heinz or popular brands of condiments.
And I'm sure he also eats snacks that also has onion in it, but he's whiny, so no explaination.
 
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