Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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what an unbelievable faggot, honestly the first time he actually gets to interact with other people and he freaks the fuck out :story:
My (not) so little lolcow: Friendship is magic.

Teaching everyone that laughing at retards brings people together regardless from which time period you are in. Even before the internet! Anyone who studied history that has been recorded in first Human civilization even dear leaders weren't spared!
 
Wake up babe, new ultimatum dropped
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Here's the Kiwi response. It's official because I'm literally retarded and have some kind of banner on my name.

Quit acting like a spastic retard and then we'll amazingly quit laughing at you for acting like a spastic retard.

How hard is this to understand?

But I don't want this to happen because you're hilarious so keep acting like a spastic retard. Thanks! I know you will, because you're a lolcow!
 
I'm such a fucking loser. Literally cryin rn. What can I do to get on this fag's list?
Being mean to his BFF @SamanthaPrater apparently wasn't enough as I'm not on their list either, but I do see a bit of a hateboner for AI generation so I guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.
 
I dug deeper on his pfp
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(Ignore the bottom part, that's just alex's shitty drawing)

The head belongs to this character:

Eario

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She's from the game Wasurenagusa ~Forget-me-Not~, a Hentai Game

And guess what she does in this game:


So @Lunar Eclipse Paradox really removed the bottom part a loli character from a H-game, made her limbless with his shitty drawing skills and made this his new kiwifarms pfp.

You can't make this up:story:
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...I spent way too fucking long on this for a shitpost.
 
Being mean to his BFF @SamanthaPrater apparently wasn't enough as I'm not on their list either, but I do see a bit of a hateboner for AI generation so I guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.
FYI his character are "copyrighted and aren't allowed to be used on the farms", do with this what you will.
 
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