Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Oy! That pink shirt tells me that she found the toddler’s giant size clothes that she was wishing were made.

I actually looked it up the other day because I was curious, but I thought it was too autistic to post about but since you brought it up……

It actually appears to be a men’s shirt.

Size chart


ETA

@Barbarella Maybe not, but if she gets stuck in the egg chair, she can just call Tracey again for moral support while she breaks free.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Even for Anna, she’s been off the scale:”Look at me! Look what I can doooooo! I’m having so much fun!”

I wonder why. Is it possible that at some level, she realizes she can’t lipo away 400+ extra pounds?

What say you, fellow farmers?

 

[thejackal2]

Even for Anna, she’s been off the scale:”Look at me! Look what I can doooooo! I’m having so much fun!”

I wonder why. Is it possible that at some level, she realizes she can’t lipo away 400+ extra pounds?

What say you, fellow farmers?

I've been wondering if her dad gave up on trying to help her because he thinks she'll die in the next 5 years before he does. It would certainly explain not building any home equity and splurging on this silly high rise. Even for a person of means, throwing away 7K on rent a month adds up.

 

[pippeyyy]

I've been wondering if her dad gave up on trying to help her because he thinks she'll die in the next 5 years before he does. It would certainly explain not building any home equity and splurging on this silly high rise. Even for a person of means, throwing away 7K on rent a month adds up.

She makes more than enough money and has worked for places like Chase Bank and has made some smart money moves. While not wise in this economy and with the downturn of influencers in general to be paying that in rent, there's no mystery to how she can afford it. She has bought in the past and hated it. Anna likes to rent. We bring her family into her life far more than there's ever been any evidence for.

 

[thejackal2]

She makes more than enough money and has worked for places like Chase Bank and has made some smart money moves. While not wise in this economy and with the downturn of influencers in general to be paying that in rent, there's no mystery to how she can afford it. She has bought in the past and hated it. Anna likes to rent. We bring her family into her life far more than there's ever been any evidence for.

Have to disagree she filmed quite often with her family even 4 years ago including going on trips with her dad and step mom. She didn't show dad at all this year and step mom only made a cameo. Something has changed in that relationship. If Anna has assets like a 401K, IRA and other stocks those are usually considered untouchable due to tax reasons until certain maturity dates and while I'm sure she ain't hurting for money it would be dumb to be using them as liquidity.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

I've been wondering if her dad gave up on trying to help her because he thinks she'll die in the next 5 years before he does. It would certainly explain not building any home equity and splurging on this silly high rise. Even for a person of means, throwing away 7K on rent a month adds up.

I have been wondering similar things. Living in a skyscraper like this, if you can afford it for a year, could actually be a pretty fun thing to do for a normal person. If my company wanted to put me up in the 6G for a year while running some projects out of our downtown office, I would be absolutely thrilled, I’m not going to lie. I would see it as a once in a lifetime kind of opportunity, so for someone like Anna, who could probably still buy a whole entire house and some surrounding acreage in a place near running trails (lol), I wonder if she sees it more as a “Make A Wish” kind of adventure.

I don’t think she was living off of dad’s money, but he was helping her with her house purchase, in terms of giving her advice, but I don’t think he gives her money. I think he’s always done what he could to help her earn it on her own, but she’s financially independent. I don’t think this is so much about him giving up on her, but Anna realizing the gravy train is going to clog her veins sometime soon and come to a screeching halt. Why save your money when you won’t be alive in a decade?

I‘m struggling to come up with other theories for why she decided to move to that tower. It’s just so fucking stupid. Is she really that stupid?

 

[Barbarella]

Even for Anna, she’s been off the scale:”Look at me! Look what I can doooooo! I’m having so much fun!”

I wonder why. Is it possible that at some level, she realizes she can’t lipo away 400+ extra pounds?

What say you, fellow farmers?

I think she’s so far into her delusion she doesn’t realize any of it. She probably sees herself in parts and doesn’t put together an accurate whole. So she’s excited about her arms fitting in shirts that didn’t fit before but doesn't see all her weird proportions. Maybe thinks she’s still got healing on her legs or something. She’s likely believing she’ll go back to the lifestyle she had in her 30s.

We know she won’t, we know she’ll keep gaining, we know it’ll get harder for her to function, that a few liters of fat removed won’t make much difference, but no, I don’t think she knows it.

She’s like one of those lonely old men who start talking to a Nigerian scammer thinking they are communicating with Jennifer Aniston. They don’t question when a woman who is worth hundreds of millions needs a few thousand to prove their worth, because they want it to be true so bad they ignore their common sense.

We are all the stars of our own movie, but most of us realize other perspectives and can take a step outside of ourselves to see reality. Anna is one who cannot.

I cannot explain the apartment though. It makes zero sense to spend that much. Maybe Taylor Swift has been on her brain so often that Anna thinks she’s still should live like Taytay, in an expensive apartment in the city center. But it’s an expense that most people without secure jobs or very large bank accounts can justify. Paying that in rent rather than buying a house, or even condo, just is baffling. She could have bought an house, and rented it out, and then cut the costs of this place, but she hasn’t even done that. People with wealth buy property as soon as they can, it’s how many built their wealth to the stratosphere. I don’t get it. She’s not waiting to buy a place with her husband, she’s not 25, she’s almost 40.

It’s delusion.

 

[Amberglow]

actually looked it up the other day because I was curious, but I thought it was too autistic to post about but since you brought it up……

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Actually, I was thinking, where the F did she get that shirt.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I think we are looking to much into this new move. She moved to a place that will cater to her every whim and treat her like the toddler she wishes to be. That is probably the only reason she is there they will make it so she never has to leave her apartment by having data do his business onher balcony and cleaning it for her, etc.

 

[Potatis Salad]

If she’s talking to a sponsor she probably has to wrangle her greasy strands into that braid combover style she likes

This one?

That's not Anna's hair in a braid, it's a headband with fake hair.


EDIT: I know that this was commented on when she posted it, but scrolling through her Instagram for a good braid pic, I was reminded of these dearly departed shoes.

Hoka Cliftons on a running blogger:


Hoka Cliftons in a 350-ton Hydraulic Press!


[F]

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

What does she think she’s conveying with that opened-mouth expression? I’m sure every kid thinks it’s ”imma eatchu!”

That's her "look at me radiating pure joy!" expression. She had that same pterodactyl scream face in the "coming out of the ocean like a breaching sea animal" swimsuit photo that Gillette picked up and promoted, and it's been her signature "I'm just out here livin' and lovin' life to the fullest!" pose ever since (probably because she's hoping some company will make her glom onto one of her pics again).

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

it's a headband with fake hair.

How is that headband still alive? Does she get new ones when they wear out? Does she have a stash of spares?

 

[porkypork99]

she is living off daddy money , I dont care what people say in this thread.

 

[Barbarella]

No, not the headband. She braids her own filthy hair from the side and wraps it around the top of her head. Sometimes it’s a braid and sometimes a twist like this:


She sometimes has her hair hanging down behind the braid-most of the time, in fact, but I don’t want to look for more pics. It is as greasy and filthy done this way as it is in all the others. She wore this “style” a lot during her running arc.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I think she diagnosed herself with adhd when life started failing for her, started taking some sort of prescription stimulant which causes all of her face picking and is currently causing mania. I think she’s having her midlife crisis and wants to buy thinness so badly that she is letting herself get butchered by those evil doctors. Her body is getting older and she couldn’t perform and keep up narcissistic social media appearances any more, is freaked about not having money to continue her addictions which have to be uppers and downers from the surgery and alcohol and food and is in her death spiral. This is Valley of the Dolls Anna style and it’s terrifying and entertaining at the same time. And a cautionary tale

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

No, not the headband. She braids her own filthy hair from the side and wraps it around the top of her head. Sometimes it’s a braid and sometimes a twist like this:

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She sometimes has her hair hanging down behind the braid-most of the time, in fact, but I don’t want to look for more pics. It is as greasy and filthy done this way as it is in all the others. She wore this “style” a lot during her running arc.

When she does her hair like this, it makes her even more chilling. Like a combo of Baby Jane and Annie Wilkes. Come to think of it, that makes Data the Paul Sheldon in that scenario and that really tracks.

 

[glass_houses]

she is living off daddy money , I dont care what people say in this thread.

She has more money than daddy ever had. Daddy lives off of his daddy's rubbish bucket legacy. Anna is/was the one being paid millions of dollars to spruik make up and tacky clothing.

I think she diagnosed herself with adhd when life started failing for her, started taking some sort of prescription stimulant which causes all of her face picking and is currently causing mania. I think she’s having her midlife crisis and wants to buy thinness so badly that she is letting herself get butchered by those evil doctors. Her body is getting older and she couldn’t perform and keep up narcissistic social media appearances any more, is freaked about not having money to continue her addictions which have to be uppers and downers from the surgery and alcohol and food and is in her death spiral. This is Valley of the Dolls Anna style and it’s terrifying and entertaining at the same time. And a cautionary tale

And you're as big a fucking moron as porkypig above is. She's been picking her face since before her thread began. Skin picking is an extremely common habit of people with ADHD. Skin picking is also associated with anxiety and depression, which frequently accompany people with NPD. Anna almost certainly has ADHD, people on this thread were remarking on her many classic behaviours long before she ever mentioned having ADHD.

Anna is also bipolar as fuck. Note that her self prescribed medications are alcohol and food; sedatives, not uppers.

Maybe go back to the start of the thread and refresh your memory?

 

[Chococat3012]

Myofascial Release: Science, Pseudoscience, or Cult?

Colin posted a new video! Only started watching so don't know if it will cover Anna specifically, but this is second part of lipodema video.

 

[Constellationzero]

That's her "look at me radiating pure joy!" expression. She had that same pterodactyl scream face in the "coming out of the ocean like a breaching sea animal" swimsuit photo that Gillette picked up and promoted, and it's been her signature "I'm just out here livin' and lovin' life to the fullest!" pose ever since (probably because she's hoping some company will make her glom onto one of her pics again).

When she does her hair like this, it makes her even more chilling. Like a combo of Baby Jane and Annie Wilkes.

Exhibits A through Z on why Anna Banana will ALWAYS be Sally Shine. Or Jojo Siwa getting worse, IDGAF.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

A normal human in the same chair vs Anna. You could fit 3 of that woman in there, meanwhile Anna is busting out the seams.

Thank you, I was looking for a reference picture because I was curious if the chair was really deep but Anna's posterior width/depth was preventing her from sitting in it like a normal person.