Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[crackers breakfast]

1000 in a week

 

[Nameless One]

Wake up babe, new ultimatum dropped
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He has the excessive ego of Chris Chan. He truly is a turbo autist. I think it's bait. Or a mental breakdown. This guy is already lolcow of the year for me personally. Wonder if Null will cover this on MATI

 

[Glowie]

Here's quick af from this thread only (not the username shame thread)









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Hope this helps

Maybe not all OC's specifically though. Just some art associated with him

Alright Glowie™ fixes anime edition rehabilitation edition!

@CallmeCicada ready to hibernate for the winter in a comfy cocoon

Clearly disabled elf martial artist given arms to fight with

Cute witch redrawn by professional feds, you see the pencils clearly and all the effort put to Fix Alex's work.

Feedback appreciated

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Sounds familiar to another particular, piss-throwing, home-grown cow we had some time ago.

At least Alex here wasn't convinced he was both Null's best friend and mentor figure.

Who tf is the cow you're referencing? I'm intrigued.

 

[Glowie]

Picture in OP fixed to make it more palatable

You are welcome @Lunar Eclipse Paradox

 

[Kerry]

WE ALL GOT MENTIONED EVERYONE!!!!

this is bullshit, the only list i ever get put on is the national security list.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

On closer inspection - he sorta looks like a fat Doug Rattman, no?

 

[30+GameOvers]

68 pages in two days, holy shit
I haven't even read the OP yet let alone the replies, so I am just going to say this:
@Lunar Eclipse Paradox is @Itsnatsutalbott if his platform of sperging was Youtube instead Twitter. They might as well be long lost twins.

 

[IKOL]

Lol grown ass man STILL playing Roblox and getting scammed by someone half his age.

Also, In going to run a test.In going to watch one episode of original Popeye and see how many posts are made.

I haven't factored time zones in my 363.5×60 post figure, peak posting hours and how many users are active at any given time.

>scammed by roblox teen
Grown ass men play BattleBit Remastered instead, what a shamefurr dispway, Alex!

Also holy shit his @lun~ oh wait it's still banned lol.

 

[PaperRoads]

Quick everyone, dump all of his OCs ITT for AI training fuel, pretty plz.

Also Alex must be celebrating 502 that lasted a minute.

ALEX, YOU DDOS LIKE TRANNY, YOU FAT FUCK!

Spoiler: Collection of Alex's Drawings

Spoiler: Other Drawings

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Hope this helps

Maybe not all OC's specifically though. Just some art associated with him

His other drawings

Spoiler: From DeviantArt (I'm surprised he doesn't have more

There's Also his Kiwfarms Art (Very Long)

Spoiler: Art

Slight Off-Topic, but here he's explaining his OCs. If any of you kiwiartists want to steal them/make them yours, go ahead

I have been working on many artworks regarding my OC's Atria (The blind one of the left) and Suhail (The one on the right). 2 serial killer friends fueled by trauma trying to escape a shithole to live a peaceful life. They are extremely smart on avoiding getting caught and killed by eventually it was gonna come to them. They tried changing their lives around to become normal people but the world collapses around them plunging them into a state of peril and they cannot wash the blood of their hands no matter how much they try.

Also, this girl named Miaplacidus. Also a mass murderer with extremely deformed hands who kills and dismembers anyone who disturbs her. Also fueled by Trauma.

A new girl I drawn. Errai. I also decided to add a Kiwi Bird and random words in a crossword fashion.



I've been practicing drawing male anime characters, This is Ricky.

Some Interactions:

Spoiler: Screenshots

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Spoiler: Collection of Alex's Drawings

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His other drawings

Spoiler: From DeviantArt (I'm surprised he doesn't have more

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There's Also his Kiwfarms Art (WIP)

Spoiler: Art

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These are what the detectives would find in the serial killer's house in a psychological thriller.

"We're dealing with one sick puppy. He obviously has an obsession with underage girls with no arms. And people with no eyes."

 

[ChonkyNeko]

I'm reading up and holy fucking shit what an actual faggot.

Also if he's still reading this thread and i end up on his hit list of fail, Hiya Alex! Did you know if you mix antifreeze and bleach, it cancels out the bad chemicals and you get a yummy drink? You should try it!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Spoiler: Collection of Alex's Drawings

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His other drawings

Spoiler: From DeviantArt (I'm surprised he doesn't have more

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There's Also his Kiwfarms Art (WIP)

Spoiler: Art

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Putting aside the amputation, his art is on the level of a middle schooler when it comes to people. On a personal note, that's why I stick to spaceships and vehicles and shit, where you can use rulers and other fun drafting tools.

You can tell his drawings are people, but every line is rough as hell, no shading, and the details are simple. And for fucks sake, no colors. My brother in Christ, Crayola makes these things called colored pencils:

These would legitimately add so much more to any of his sketches

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You can tell his drawings are people, but every line is rough as hell, no shading, and the details are simple. And for fucks sake, no colors

There's color in that one he did where the girl is laying in a puddle of piss.

Oh, my bad. It's Orangish yellow blood according to Alex.

 

[WelperHelper99]

There's color in that one he did where the girl is laying in a puddle of piss.

Oh, my bad. It's Orangish yellow blood according to Alex.

Ah I see. Color only where it's MOST important: his fap material. Fucking freak.

 

[stupid fufu]

I goto sleep for the night and the thread is almost 70 pages, holy shit this is some top tier cow milk

 

[alphabetnigger]

These are what the detectives would find in the serial killer's house in a psychological thriller.

"We're dealing with one sick puppy. He obviously has an obsession with underage girls with no arms. And people with no eyes."

I rewatched American Psycho the other day, the scene at the end where the secretary finds all of those fucked up drawings, imagine that but with this dudes mom and his "art"

 

[Safir]

What? I genuinely thought the sperging over languages was to increase job prospects. He could have just used his autism to become an overseas English teacher in the very least. This... is something.

Lmao no, he's a basic bitch duolingo fag with zero interest in learning anything, his "knowledge" would be worthless even if he had money and a squeaky clean interwebs presence. He finds it "intimidating" to "form sentences" in Spanish. What has he been learning in Spanish that he can't form sentences, the fucking alphabet?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Lmao no, he's a basic bitch duolingo fag with zero interest in learning anything, his "knowledge" would be worthless even if he had money and a squeaky clean interwebs presence. He finds it "intimidating" to "form sentences" in Spanish. What has he been learning in Spanish that he can't form sentences, the fucking alphabet?

You know what something?
Si el loliconero este encuentra intimidante formar sentencias en Español, sin siquiera saber como mierda escribir oraciones básicas...
Con mayor razón es un fracaso humano absoluto.

 

[Marzipan Apple]

Putting aside the amputation, his art is on the level of a middle schooler when it comes to people. On a personal note, that's why I stick to spaceships and vehicles and shit, where you can use rulers and other fun drafting tools.

You can tell his drawings are people, but every line is rough as hell, no shading, and the details are simple.

He's also really fucking lazy. He can't be assed to erase construction lines or brush away eraser dust.