Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr. Manchester]

I guess the case against Aaron isn't going too well
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The literal "who?" comment is funny because the only thing Nick is known for now is being a degenerate. Rittenhouse? Forgotten. Depp? Only remembered by 10 wine moms who get nothing on locals. Vic Mangwhateverthefuck? Only remembered by pissed off weebs because Nick's friend fucked him over. The only thing Rekieta is famous for and will be remembered for is his daughter testing positive for cocaine and his love of the balldo.

Lets also not forget that Nick's favorite butt buddy pedophile, Melton, has been trying for years to make a career a-logging Aaron the literal "who?". Guess that was a big waste of time. I mean it was but broken clocks are right twice a day too.

Aaron will always be a little famous because he's the retard that managed to Magoo his way though all of Nick's stupidity, sounds like the trial is more proof of that.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I guess the case against Aaron isn't going too well
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This guy just cannot stop taking Ls.

 

[Captain Manning]

I guess the case against Aaron isn't going too well
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"Preserving my family came first, and my legal defense came second. It really hampered what I was able to say.

I have no intention of having an ongoing slap fight with a literal "who?" on the internet."


Motherfucker, what have you been doing for literally months now?!

Aaron ate my goo!!!

You know, Nick, if you just logged off and actually worked on preserving your family quietly, this thread would largely die. You know that, right? It's already slowed down considerably from where it was a year ago. What's keeping it going is your insane cope, and the fact you are major assmad at your former gay lover.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Preserving my family came first.

No Nick, cocaine and fucking your BPD slampig came first.

 

[AnOminous]

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But somehow, this total nobody that nobody cares about (this is true) lives completely rent-free in Nick's head and he rarely opens his lie-hole lately unless it's to rant and rave about Aaron, this guy everyone has forgotten (except Nick).

What's funny is this post may be one of the few true things Nick has posted in recent memory. Aaron actually is all this shit Nick is accusing him of being. But it's even more true about Nick himself.

But go ahead, Nick. Post some more and tell us a few hundred more times how your heart isn't totally broken by being jilted by your gay lover.

Him talking like a retard on Twitter affecting his case seems way more like a stretch by us.

That's like saying his on-stream behavior couldn't possibly end up in a search warrant affidavit. You know, shit that already happened.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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"A literal "who?" from Nicholas Robert Rekieta, man who is downgraded to Patrick Melton's paypig. I can see that Nick Rekeita suppressed narcissism is back in action.

 

[Captain Manning]

"A literal "who?" from Nicholas Robert Rekieta, man who is downgraded to Patrick Melton's paypig. I can see that Nick Rekeita suppressed narcissism is back in action.

It never went away. He just got done claiming that he's the most experienced attorney in Kandiyohi County. Which I know is a lie, without even having to investigate too hard, because ACA Kristen Pierce has worked at that office for 10 years now.

What? Am I supposed to believe that Kandiyohi County has a per capita crime rate that would make Japan or Austria envious? Enough to where the handful of low-rent criminal cases he's handled makes him the bigger expert?

That's bullshit without even having to examine the records of other private practice attorneys in the area.

Get da fuck outta here with that shit.

What Nick, the self-professed social media expert, is too stupid to realize is that it would actually be to his immense benefit if he did became a "literal who" at this point.

Instead he continues to debase himself through insane rants on X, and paypigging a fat pedo who is so untalented that Aaron content is only thing people pay attention to him for.

 

[AnOminous]

It never went away. He just got done claiming that he's the most experienced attorney in Kandiyohi County. Which I know is a lie, without even having to investigate too hard, because ACA Kristen Pierce has worked at that office for 10 years now.

Even when the thread worshipped this faggot, we knew his record of actual litigation was thin. That's because as a matter of public record, it was PUBLIC RECORD. Everything he did was minor shit except for that major fraud thing he did pro boner, for no reason anyone can understand, since he basically railroaded his client, committed malpractice, and then was a rude dick to the very judge who initially handled his criminal case when he was busted for his many crimes.

 

[Captain Manning]

Everything he did was minor shit except for that major fraud thing he did pro boner, for no reason anyone can understand, since he basically railroaded his client, committed malpractice, and then was a rude dick to the very judge who initially handled his criminal case when he was busted for his many crimes.

Also, he wasn't even lead attorney on that. He was second chair.

<Insert obligatory joke here about how the defendant would have been given the death penalty if he were lead attorney, even though Minnesota abolished the death penalty in 1911>.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

<Insert obligatory joke here about how the defendant would have been given the death penalty if he were lead attorney, even though Minnesota abolished the death penalty in 1911>.

Good thing he blew off April's traffic citation, she'd be looking at 15-40 with Chaos in charge of the defense.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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"His legal struggles will turn out how they turn out and he can go back to being forgotten by the internet, just like he was forgotten by his wife."

"Haha, April left you!" - the guy who was also left by April

 

[General Kalani]

Nick was never Vic Mignogna's lawyer.

what?

 

[Captain Manning]

"Haha, April left you!" - the guy who was also left by April

If you ask me, they both came out ahead on that one. Nick is just too eager to engage in a homosexual "sword fight" with Aaron to see it.

Nick was never Vic Mignogna's lawyer.

what?

Exactly what I said.

Nick referred Vic to Ty Beard who, together with some other attorneys (none of whom were Nick) made up Vic's legal team.

Nick was essentially Vic's main Internet PR guy, and helped drive the GoFundMe. From which Nick benefitted handsomely in terms of both money and popularity.

Vic, sadly, not so much. Because Nick referred him to an incompetent retard.

 

[Vibralldo]

what?

Nick wasn't his lawyer

He attached himself to the movement and somehow convinced Vic to use Nick's friend Ty Beard as his lawyer. Ty fucked the case up so badly that Texas is considering redoing their laws to prevent the amount of money Vic had to pay in restitution from ever being ordered again.

Nick abandoned Vic immediately and Ty left social media in disgrace.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick abandoned Vic immediately and Ty left social media in disgrace.

I dunno how much Nick abandoned Vic, but he was really resentful of the fact Vic didn't come on his show aside from that one time (was it twice?) and, after the arrest, Vic announced that he was cutting all contact with Nick.

The only silver lining about that whole situation is that is I'm fairly certain the money he got from "helping" Vic is all gone now. Snorted up his nose, and swallowed up by legal fees.

 

[Strix454]

Nick abandoned Vic immediately and Ty left social media in disgrace.

It was the other way around. Vic gradually distanced himself from Nick. To a point where Nick was just about heartbroken over it.

 

[Captain Manning]

It was the other way around. Vic gradually distanced himself from Nick. To a point where Nick was just about heartbroken over it.

Heartbroken is a strange way of putting it. By the accounts we have, he was pissed.

This is what Nick does. He gets it in his head that he provided you some profound help you will never be able to repay, and if you don't remain loyal to him no matter what, he loses his shit.

 

[Maraschino]

This is what Nick does. He gets it in his head that he provided you some profound help you will never be able to repay, and if you don't remain loyal to him no matter what, he loses his shit.

You could've said, "I MADE YEWWWWW, BISH" and saved everyone a bunch of time. I will never forgive you for this.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

"His legal struggles will turn out how they turn out and he can go back to being forgotten by the internet, just like he was forgotten by his wife."

"Haha, April left you!" - the guy who was also left by April

Well technically April only left after it was part of the plea deal/Nick's parents paid her off to disappear. I guess in Nick's mind his dick game balldo game was so strong the state had to intervene to end the relationship. Another win for the nose!

 

[Vibralldo]

It was the other way around. Vic gradually distanced himself from Nick. To a point where Nick was just about heartbroken over it.

Good call on Vic's part