Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Lords Greatsword]

This guy needs to get it over with already and just offer himself to the blackest gorilla nigger in clown makeup he can find already. It's clear he's a homosexual in denial and really wants to get his hole blown out by a BBC. He's the most stereotypical looking soyjak motherfucker that screeches at Kiwi Farms in front of his camera all day, and you think he can get anything better?
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Accept your fate, Alex. You can never fuck crippled children like you want to, but you can become Canada's biggest sissy, which you probably already are. Wouldn't it be fun to have a friend for once, like in that picture above? It will also be a better use of your time than spending every waking minute in this thread, lol!

Watch, Alex will ignore this post because he knows he is a homosexual and because he loves black dick almost as much as he loves getting humiliated on the internet.

Is 77 pages before Mutt's Law a record?

 

[Vott]

Alex Hogendorp here is exactly the kind of person those groups/circles would keep around in their voice chats or gaming sessions to make fun of and jokingly threaten to chop down their internet if they don't do a dance for them and they taking it seriously do the dance.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Is 77 pages before Mutt's Law a record?

Alex actually invoked Mutt's Law on page 34

go ahead and suck that niggers cock then.

 

[Axiom.]

Alex updating his kill list and me still being number one is an honor, thank you.

 

[Tablet County]

I hate all of you with a burning passion because you're all retarded.

He might be a fag but where's the lie?

 

[PaperRoads]

When he sees Ampuchu, will I make the list?

Looks like you're finally on the list, there's been an update

 

[30+GameOvers]

Alex actually invoked Mutt's Law on page 34

Well well, looks like I spotted another one. Got a good eye for those sissies, you're the easiest Mark I've ever seen Alex.
Good to know your place, Alex. One of these days, Joggy The Clown will visit you and you will know everything there is to learn about "nigger cock" as you put it.

I didn’t even have to try loser. Cry somewhere else

Is this retard trying to ruin yet another thread?

 

[WelperHelper99]

If they read their own thread and then respond to you, how is that interfering. Are you retarded?

Highly. One might call it concern trolling.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Looks like you're finally on the list, there's been an update

Checked and not yet there.

I'm just waiting patiently now for when my number is up, best not force it.

 

[notorietus]

Based mutant fixated over boomer-rocks

>Why I invest in Silver and Gold

Did he just follow @WolfeTone's advice?

 

[AnOminous]

If you had Janny power left, you would clean this thread from bullying and hate speech against the disabled and trans folx, right?

No, I'd cleanse the thread of anyone who wants to stop the pure fun of cyberbowling these fucking crippled troon scum!

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Okay but why? I have an issue of being chronically online and I still don't spend half the time you have, especially in the past few days. I still have a life. Also, if you're in Mexico on vacation, why not spend your time doing tourist stuff instead of engaging online? When people told you to log off, they didn't say it because they hated you but for your own sanity. Even now I think saying this is possibly too kind to you after the lolicon shit.

The fact he's doing this all on vacation just makes it ten times funnier.

 

[rel=alternate]

Lmao no, he's a basic bitch duolingo fag with zero interest in learning anything, his "knowledge" would be worthless even if he had money and a squeaky clean interwebs presence. He finds it "intimidating" to "form sentences" in Spanish. What has he been learning in Spanish that he can't form sentences, the fucking alphabet?

I am still catching up, but there is a video of him trying to speak Spanish on the Chords of Brazil channel in a hotel.

He clearly struggles with more than just the sentence form.

Iirc, the interaction goes like this :

"Donde este el norte (last word I am not sure about)?"
???
Repeats
Dude at the reception "No entiendo"
Alex repeats in a interrogative tone "no entiendo?"

End of the interaction and he goes back to filming the lobby and his family in the elevator.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The fact he's doing this all on vacation just makes it ten times funnier.

He could be like Ralph, fuck whores for like 10 bucks a blow job, eat cheap food filled with cow guts, sell glass bottles, but NOOOO, he's on the fucking internet like a loser

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Autistic sideshow freak and day 1 A-logger of Alex, Sheldon Donner has just uploaded an extreme schizo spergout. It starts off funny but ends off... kinda sad.

Quick summary:

Starts off by saying he is ashamed of, and hates his fetishes, as well that he is ashamed of jerking off once a week.
His main goal in life was to be a good boy in high school and get good grades, but his autism has stopped him from doing so.
Says autism is a curse from god and that he can't understand anything.
Just wants to be a normal person and work at Walmart.
Hates Humanity.
Hates his life, and has hated it since 2018.
Therapy and meds did not work for him.
All he wants is to make people laugh and for people to listen to what he says. Wants you to be entertained.

Don't worry Sheldon, just engage with some slap fights with Alex, and we'll be entertained.
e: Community post:

 

[Squawking Macaw]

I made Alex a Sonichu OC. Meet Ampuchu!
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Go Ampuchu! Go out and goon to the extreme!

If I sperg out and make an ass of myself on the Farms will I get a tailor-made Sonichu OC?
Sounds like a nice deal.

 

[CallmeCicada]

All he wants is to make people laugh and for people to listen to what he says. Wants you to be entertained.

That's actually kinda sad. I love making people laugh, if I lost that ability I don't know how I would cope with it. I don't know who this guy is. He was a-loging @Lunar Eclipse Paradox? Lol, when did he get a-logs?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Looks like you're finally on the list, there's been an update

On the list for hating him? That's a stronger word than bullying. Fucking lmao

I don't hate you Alex, I think you're amusingly retarded. Keep up the quality sparging.

 

[AnOminous]

The fact he's doing this all on vacation just makes it ten times funnier.

Why couldn't he just have a vacation and ignore totally dumb, irrelevant bullshit, and then maybe care about it again once he got back?

What is wrong with this faggot's mind? What goes on on the Farms is so totally irrelevant to anything involving reality that why doesn't he just ignore it?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

That's actually kinda sad. I don't know who this guy is. He was a-loging @Lunar Eclipse Paradox? Lol, when did he get a-logs?

Yeah, being self aware and lower functioning on the autism scale must really fucking suck. He made multiple videos (I think) on Alex when he was doing his youtube trolling and clown raping. He also tried ambushing Dansburst/Herbert in a call, and failed.