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I came for Chris.
I stayed for Lucas.
(and I can freely post wrongthinks on A&N)
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I stayed for Lucas.
(and I can freely post wrongthinks on A&N)
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Lucas acts like there are women who want to be his girlfriend. There are NO and I mean NO women who want to be his girlfriend. Period. And them using Lucas as a bank? Please. He is flat broke. He has admitted to having to save up money to buy a pocket comb. He would love a trophy girlfriend, but he could never ever afford one. He is a broke sped who lives in a nursing home at age 45.
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I suspect it's just how the tard copes with that reality. That his lack of success is only because he's got high standards, not that his only desirable trait is that he's a biological male with a penis (that doesn't work). He doesn't really understand how all of his actions reflect a different answer entirely and he's a master manipulator in his mind. Fortunately, he doesn't have the IQ or charisma to be good at that either.
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Back to "common ground is a myth." Why? Because ultra-chad Johnny likes to watch sports and Veronica likes to read...because those are obviously the only two possible things about these people. As we all know: you get just one thing, that is all you're about ever.
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I thought they both had a meth hobby, Lucas. That seems like common ground.
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Now he is obsessed about inviting the baby zooms to watch movies on his laptop. Such an odd thing. Guys who have their own place also have a tv where you can watch a DVD or Blu-ray or stream a movie on a 32 inch or larger screen. Basic TVs are dirt cheap new. Of course, Lucas can't get one to the sped home. He really thinks watching movies on a laptop is an impressive offer? Lol!
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Why doesn't he get that most young girls have laptops and tech of their own? And they can watch whatever whenever? No smelly old letch needed.
Oh, I forgot. Lucas is a retard. Silly me.
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Lucas is absolutely obsessing over the 'myth' of common ground because he hates having it pointed out to him that he has nothing in common with the teen girls he creeps on or even the mid 20s max range he claims to be interested in. I mean hell i'm 8 years older than the fiance and while she actually preferred it that way, something about being more settled and more life experience and having a house and all that there are definitely moments where theres some cultural disconnect. Mention anything about the 90s or much culturally before the mid 00s and you'll get a confused dog or deer in the headlights look. Yet lucas, a man who is stuck somewhere between the mid 80s and 1994 expects there to be no issues with someone 25 years younger than he is and frequently uses terms that are from years if not decades before these women were even born. An average 45 year old who isn't stupid as rocks or crazy like he is would have a difficult time relating to a 20 year old at the best of times, but lucas? He doesn't have any understanding of modern culture or even really the culture he grew up in beyond very surface level shit like muh kurt cobain. He doesn't watch tv or movies, doesn't have any hobbies beyond eating, his schizo board games and wandering around town like a hobo, has no career, has virtually no experience with women, hasn't really left the state or gone anywhere since childhood, other than a few catfishing incidents and uses what few things he has picked up nonsensically more often than not. He's like a more fucked up version of homer simpson trying to be cool with that reggae hat. He just latches on to things he thinks zoomer baes like, twists them around in his head and spouts off about them bizarrely. Even if he could keep a lid on the crazy pedo hobo for a date or two his general behavior, mannerisms and shit he says normally would make any woman very uncomfortable very quickly. He is exactly the kind of person fathers warn their daughters to be wary of and avoid like the plague. He is terrified of other men being around because he knows a) they'll step in to help a zoomer bae if he starts getting sketchy and b) they are men and recognize when other men are behaving creepily toward women. What he doesn't realize is women recognize that behavior and the subtle shit like manipulation and creepy looks just as well if not better than actual men because most of them have experienced the unwanted attention of creepy men since puberty, if not before. Even the dumb as rocks ones who are destined to end up working in some seedy strip club or porn see lucas for what he is in five seconds flat
In short, lucas doesn't understand the whole point of having common ground with each other in the end is about understanding each other and having personalities that match enough for a relationship to work. Nor that such a thing doesn't necessarily require identical beliefs. The whole idea of an atheist and christian being in a relationship boggles lucas's mind more than anything because it makes him twist his brain into the whole jesus says you have to support the poor so why aren't these christian girls dating me?! bigots! mindset until he wigs out from trying to make sense of it not being that simple. His brain just doesn't work in a way that understands such a situation let alone is able to tolerate it. Lucas's brain only understands things insofar as he can group everyone into a literal stereotype of his own creation that doesn't deviate or do anything he wouldn't expect them to do. If anyone were to get into a relationship with him somehow and wasn't exactly what he wanted and expected them to be? He'd go nuts before long and would be on the wrong end of a DV incident again, never understanding why or why his behavior was the problem
Lucas bitches about credit cards, cars, money, politics and whatever else as some kind of barrier to a woman wanting anything to do with him cause those are things others have and he can never offer, but when it comes down to it, even with women you might never think you ever would have a chance with, sometimes its just down to showing them you can be kind to them and understand them. Both of those things go a long way with women, but are ironically two things lucas is fundamentally incapable of doing for anyone
and holy shit he did not like whoever that was walking up to him and talking, trying to shoo someone away like that is a great way for him to get insulted or slapped upside the head
Also, you would think lucas would realize most nursing homes have a dayroom with a tv, so nobody needs to huddle around his shitty laptop to watch a movie
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I think his stench would drive women away, bad personal hygiene is a deal-breaker for women.
And look at how filthy his coat is, it gets nastier in every video.
And look at how filthy his coat is, it gets nastier in every video.
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Pretty sure they also have common ground regarding their thoughts on Lucas. If he was capable of figuring that out, I couldn't imagine the ensuing mooing. Though, if he could figure out that people explicitly don't like him, he'd never be in the situation he's in.
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That's not the point, the point is to have someone alone and vulnerable.
However in order to do that, you'd have to be cunning and/or charming/attractive. He is none of those.
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Why doesn't he get that most young girls have laptops and tech of their own? And they can watch whatever whenever? No smelly old letch needed.
Oh, I forgot. Lucas is a retard. Silly me.
He thinks it's romantic. You have to remember that his whole worldview hasn't changed since the late 90's to the early 2000's. When I was in my early 20's, the one of the only ways to watch a digitally pirated movie (Netflix wasn't a thing yet) was on a computer.
This was especially true when you were just starting out in life. If you were a broke college student or just starting in the workforce and trying to get your feet under you, a laptop could fill multiple rolls. They typically had a DVD player, they could download movies and music and you could use them for the stereotypical computer shit.
There were a lot of times back then when a girl and I would put a movie on my old HP, lay it on the bed and cuddle.
What Lucas doesn't get is that the situation (young love) was romantic, not the act of watching movies on a laptop. I can't say I ever asked a girl to come over to 'watch movies on my laptop'. If we ended up in bed watching a movie, it was on a laptop because that was typically all we had.
I think it was something also shown in a lot of early 2000's movies (I was watching Pitch Perfect with my daughter last night and there was a scene where a young couple, who were just starting to figure out that they were attracted to each other, were watching a movie in bed on a laptop).
It's not that way anymore. Fuck dude, you can buy a Smart TV for $200 (probably less at a pawnshop) or a firestick for $35. Couples still lay in bed and hold each other while watching a movie, they just don't have to watch that movie on a 12" screen anymore.
All that being said, I don't know that the idea of watching a movie on a tiny screen while being the little spoon engulfed in the fat rolls of an obese schizophrenic man with questionable hygiene has quite the draw that Lucas thinks it does.
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Lucas is just trying to latch onto anything that can possibly give him value. He's about as fucked as it gets. Even homeless guys are better off since they have freedom and can get drugs.
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Can't even wash his foul, greasy shirt for his begging video
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He's offering them pizza. He's offering them.....everything.
not in the cards
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Why is it that whenever it comes to proving his "common ground is a myth" hypothesis, that he never draws upon his experiences from last (and only) relationship? It's always his terrible observations of everyone else in his life and he barely seems to understand the dynamics of their relationships.
And after all this time about bitching about how Pizza Hut and Dominos aren't to his liking (he used one of it as a reason as to why god doesn't exist if I recall correctly), this is what he's offering to that lucky zoomer bae (whatever those fast food joints have on special is just about all he can afford). And the zoomer bae will have to pay for her own pizza only for Lucas to eat some of hers (because let's face it, that fat slob wouldn't feel satisfied with his own order alone, not when there's more food in his immediate vicinity). I'm sure this time, his attempts at using food to lure prey into his fartbox will work, right?
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More riveting content of the skater boifriend doing gnarly tricks and Lucas coming off as a sped. Props to the brotha in the back working on his SUV. He's probably pretending so he can watch some weirdos in action.
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Woke liberalism is protesting Trump's economic policies whole not dating Lucas Werner apparently. Who knew. Checkmate libtards.
You can almost see the brain churning while he's explaining why women prefer men who aren't poor, but then he jolts back into its because they're bigots. I really do wonder if his brain just shuts down and changes topics whenever he begins to ponder self-criticsim. It would explain a lot.
Edit: Moar
Well, I think the boy is having a retard moment. Something about polygamist pansexuals and bigotry, following up with a very thorough explanation on tarrifs. All while using the most kino camera angle possible.
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